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« on: June 06, 2009, 01:30:17 PM »
unki gali se mera janaza nikla wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla, unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage, rakhke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage....
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« on: June 06, 2009, 01:26:28 PM »
No matter what situation life throws aat you no matter how long and treacherous your journeymay seem Remember, there is light at the end of every tunnel.....
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« on: June 06, 2009, 01:14:25 PM »
Here are the 30 top most reply of a girl, when you propose her, bold ones are most tragic and common ones…
1) Nahi…….. ……… ???
2) Chiiiii….. Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare….. ..
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ….
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai…. (ab ladki ko kaun samjhaye ki ladke ko pehle se pata hai aur usko koi problem nahi hai)
5) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infactuation hai….
6) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??
7) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya. .??
8) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….
9) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??
10) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L…………………………… "
11) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"
12) Phele kyon nahi bataya, ab tum late ho gaye ..
13) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.
14) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)
15) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam
16) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu
17) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…
18) Now that's a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
19) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.
20) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…
21) Kyon, Tina NE "No" bola?
22) Kitne time ke liye -???
23) Worst one– Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..
24) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….
25) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"
26) "I think, I will have better options in future …"
27) I like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever (TAI TAI FISH)
28) "Why me?..Tumne mere mein aisa kya dekha?…"she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. …
29) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS….it is said ..
30) )achha tum bhi maine socha sirf harsh,nikhil, ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ….. And then walks on………. …
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« on: June 06, 2009, 12:28:49 PM »
When it's love you give (I'll be a man of good faith.) Then in love you live. (I'll make a stand. I won't break.) I'll be the rock you can build on, Be there when you're old, To have and to hold.
When there's love inside (I swear I'll always be strong.) Then there's a reason why. (I'll prove to you we belong.) I'll be the wal that protects you From the wind and the rain, From the hurt and pain.
Let's make it all for one and all for love. Let the one you hold be the one you want, The one you need, 'Cause when it's all for one it's one for all. When there's someone that should know Then just let your feelings show And make it all for one and all for love.
When it's love you make (I'll be the fire in your night.) Then it's love you take. (I will defend, I will fight.) I'll be there when you need me. When honor's at stake, This vow I will make:
That it's all for one and all for love. Let the one be the one you want, The one you need, 'Cause when it's all for one it's one for all. When there's someone that should know Then just let your feelings show And make it all for one and all for love.
Don't lay our love to rest 'Cause we could stand up to you test. We got everything and more than we had planned, More than the rivers that run the land. We've got it all in our hands.
Now it's all for one and all for love. (It's all for love.) Let the one you hold be the one you want, The one you need, 'Cause when it's all for one it's one for all. (It's one for all.) When there's someone that should know Then just let your feelings show. When there's someone that you want, When there's someone that you need Let's make it all, all for one and all for love.
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« on: June 06, 2009, 06:03:12 AM »
I like u utna u like me jitna i like u tabse u like me jabse i like u tab tak u like me jab tak u like me jane kab tak i like u my last sans tak :love: :love: :laugh: :hehe:
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« on: June 06, 2009, 04:39:01 AM »
teri bahan ch sar rakhan da ji karda. tere kool aaun da ji karda bullan te samandar te akhan ch chahat teri husn nu dil ch vasan da ji karda eh duriyan ne tourture te tu hain karan valiye eh duriyan khatam karan da ji karda pyar ch tere meri hogi a halat inj ke tere layi anju bahan da ji karda hun aja cheti muka eh gilla ni taan baad ch na kahin mandeep ki ki karda
copyright deep's
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« on: June 05, 2009, 12:16:10 PM »
:hehe:
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« on: June 05, 2009, 11:18:29 AM »
You know I can't smile without you I can't smile without you I can't laugh and I can't sing I'm finding it hard to do anything You see I feel sad when you're sad I feel glad when you're glad If you only knew what I'm going through I just can't smile without you You know I can't smile without you I can't smile without you
few lines from barry manilow's song...
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« on: June 05, 2009, 10:07:18 AM »
Jalate hai hum apne dil ko diye ki tarah, Teri Zindagi main khushiyon ki roshni lane ke liye, Seh jate hai har chubhan ko apne pairon tale, Teri Rahon main phool bhichane ke liye..
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« on: June 03, 2009, 03:21:18 PM »
Ehna Aakhiya Wich Si Pyaar Bada, Uhne Kade Aakhiya De Wich Takiya Hi Nahi, Es Dil Wich Si Sirf Tasveer Usdi, Main Apne Dil Wich Hor Kuch Rakheya Hi Nai
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« on: June 03, 2009, 03:19:37 PM »
Jekar Rakh Sake Ta Ikk Nishani Haan Main, Jekar Guwaa Deve Ta Ikk Kahaani Haan Main, Chaah Ke Vi Jisnu Rok Na Saki Saari Duniya, Oh Ikk Boond Akkh Da Paani Haan Main.
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« on: June 03, 2009, 03:01:35 PM »
Pehchaan taan meri koi nahi pata ni kyon fer vi lok mainu pehchande ne mohobbat ta mainu ohde naal batheri ae pata nai kyon ohde alava sab eh Gall jande ne..
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« on: June 03, 2009, 02:52:29 PM »
Fir aake chala jaavi ik vaar phera paa tey sahi akhiyaan taras gaiya vekhno..mukhra vikha tey sahi
Tennu mere geeta da sangeet bulaanda ey dil judsai vich teri hanjuva da geet gaanda ey
Fir aake chala jaavi ik vaar phera paa tey sahi fir je bulaava tey beshaq tu naa aavi
Kis gallu russiya eh enna das jaa tey sahi fir aa ke chala jaavi....
Meri jaan tey ban gaya ey kujh vele da mehmaan haa Aakheer vele aake lagi preeta di laaj nibhaa tey sahi
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« on: June 03, 2009, 06:22:31 AM »
Chitta Dupatta Kala Suit Utte Ful Kadai Da, Bohat Fass Jandiya Ne Mitra Zor Rakh Try Da, Ek-Do Chittar Pe Vi Jaan Fer Vi Nahi Gabraii Da :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
copied lolzz
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« on: June 03, 2009, 12:52:21 AM »
Why Teachers are So Stressed...check it out!
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« on: June 02, 2009, 03:52:53 PM »
Read On:-
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student : Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student :Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student :Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student : No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student : No , sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelled your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light,bright light,flashing light.... But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker,wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir?
Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class is in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
The class breaks out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor'sbrain, felt it, touched or smelled it?.....No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures,sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it, sir.. The link between man & god is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
That young man was ALBERT EINSTEIN.......
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« on: June 02, 2009, 01:56:04 PM »
Gallaan gulaabi te rab ne laal rang keeta Assa taan sochde si ke surkh bulaan da lashkaara hai je kar gusse naal vi takde nay taa vii yaar da roop lagda bada pyaara hai
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« on: June 01, 2009, 12:51:57 PM »
SSA friends, Its been pleasure to be on PJ ....... It remind of my childhood..... Hopefully someday i ll come up with my own forum.... Thanks to admin n moderators to keep connecting punjabi janta all over d world, work should be appreciated coz u ppls r doin a kind of social job ....lolzz... and final thanks to all those who keep it cool with ma stupid shers and jokes.... LUB U ALL......... UMMAAAAAA :kiss: :hug:
FATEH
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« on: June 01, 2009, 10:57:46 AM »
hmmm
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« on: June 01, 2009, 10:29:38 AM »
Two guls are talking to each other: HEY I GOT MARRIED! OH,THATS GOOD! NO DATS BAD ,HE'S UGLY! OH DATS BAD! NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH! OH,THATS GOOD! NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY OH DATS BAD! NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE! OH,THATS GOOD! NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN! OH DATS BAD! NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!
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