THE FOLLOWING IS A CHINESE GOOD LUCK TANTRA TOTEM.

You may not believe in this but the advice is great!
Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!

 
ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

 
TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

 
THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

 
FOUR.
When you say, "I love you", mean it.

 
FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

 
SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

 
SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

 
EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who
don't have dreams don't have much.

 
NINE.
Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt
but it's the only way to live life completely.

 
TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

 
ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.

 
TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.

 
THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want
to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

 
FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great
achievements involve great risk.

 
FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

 
SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

 
SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.

 
EIGHTEEN.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

 
NINETEEN.
When you realize you've made a mistake,
take immediate steps to correct it.

 
TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.

 
TWENTY ONE.
Spend some time alone.

Please read the following and look at the attached photo....

Locate the man in the coffee beans.

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in 3 seconds that your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.

If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between one minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes your right half of your brain is a mess, and the only advice is to look more for these types of exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.

The man really is there. In fact, once you find him, you cannot miss him afterwards

Aj mera fer sher likhan nu ji kita..
Aj main fer anjua da jaaam pita….
Teri yaad ch liktiyaan do char linaaa.
Bas ghat si tera.. fer vi man leya dil da kehnaa…..
Tu ki socheya yaad ni Karengi taan …
Deh jau eh singh….
Hun gaj ge teri yaad ch .. tu menu yaad na kitaa..
Teh toh change mere dost jinaa mera sath taan ditaa
Tu taan kuj ni bas chaliyee menu barbad hi kitaa…
Aj mera fer sher likhan nu ji kitaaa…




copyright ...deeps

na tu mathey di lakir vekhi…..chaliye
na hattan te likhi taqdeer vekhi..
hanjuan de vich dub gaya yaar tera
jad teri main tasveer vekhi
pher so na sakya rati main
jad sutta ta supne ch bani tu heer vekhi
chaliye tu heer ban ke sanu chhad challiaa
hun deep nu bande tu fakeer vekhi chaliye
hun mandeep nu bande tu faker vekhi..  :woried: :sad: :sad:





deep's

Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u  not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl...   :woried: :woried: :woried:


 :laugh: :laugh:

Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,

Gam-e-tohin se kubbul nahi ayega..

GAfil ho k Maklul ki fitrat ho A Qafir,

Dimag FAT JAYEGA MAGAR YE SHER SAMAJH NAHI AYEGA

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :pagel: :laugh: :hehe:

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???





So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....   :woried: :woried: X_X

Do Not Fear Failing or Doing New Things

I just came across an interesting interview with Google’s founder Larry page. The interview is about how to change the world. Sounds challenging? This guy actually did it, so he has credit to talk about it.

When asked about how to get more people actually thinking about and working on things that might end up changing the world, he answered:

    There are a number of barriers in place. Let me give an example. In our first founders’ letter in 2004, we talked about the risk profile with respect to doing new innovations. We said we would do some things that would have only a 10% chance of making $1 billion over the long term. But we don’t put many people on those things; 90% work on everything else. So that’s not a big risk. And if you look at where many of our new features come from, it’s from these riskier investments.

    Even when we started Google, we thought, “Oh, we might fail,” and we almost didn’t do it. The reason we started is that Stanford said, “You guys can come back and finish your Ph.D.s if you don’t succeed.” Probably that one decision caused Google to be created. It’s not clear we would have done it otherwise. We had all this internal risk we had just invented. It’s not that we were going to starve or not get jobs or not have a good life or whatever, but you have this fear of failing and of doing something new, which is very natural. In order to do stuff that matters, you need to overcome that.

This advice is good for pretty much anything you decide to carry on in your life. Blogging and online ventures are no exception. If you want to succeed on the web, you will need to let your fear of failure go away, and to try new and innovative things.


source:  http://www.dailyblogtips.com/do-not-fear-failing-or-doing-new-things/

Teacher to student: Vo ek  sunder ladki khadi hai isko PUNJABI main convert karooo..

Student..Ohh Vekho Kanjrooo Tuadi PARJAI...... :blink:

How to look Happy at work

As of   today  all personnel will be expected to look happy at work. Rubber bands and paper clips will be provided at no cost . 

       
Workload getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many Priority 1 assignments?

Here is the new low cost way to cope with multiple Priority 1 assignments!

Take 2 paperclips and rubber bands. Fig 1

Assemble them as shown on the picture. Fig. 2

Apply as shown in fig 3.