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Jokes Majaak / Divorce
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:13:56 PM »
Ek saheli(Dusri se): 4 saal pehle jab tumhara talaak hua tha, tab tumhara 1 bachcha tha ab 3 kaise ? Kya tumne dusri shadi kar li hai ?
Dusri Saheli(Hichkich a te hue): Dusri shadi to nahi ki par ye beech mai kabhi kabhi maafi maangne aa jaate hai. .

 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Amli
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:06:24 PM »
amli adh mareya jeha peya hunda
Bhikhaari: hun marn to pehla ta meharbaani karke kuch dedo
Amli:    saleyo jaan ta den lagga hor tuhanu ki chahida hun   :D:

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Jokes Majaak / KuDi
« on: May 04, 2012, 08:58:53 PM »
Rabb ne kudi nu sohna bnaaya
Maadha Mota shakki dmaag v deta
ghaint jehiyan akhan ta chalo de ditiya
gulaabi bull ( haaye kya baatan  8->)
pyaar bhareya dil v deta

Te fer jubaan de k harek cheej te paani fer ditta
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / INDIAN BUS STAND
« on: May 03, 2012, 12:26:59 PM »
 At an INDIAN bus stand,
 An American Doctor got Heart attack
 After reading a Book's Name..!!
 Guess the name of that book??
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 "How to Become a DOCTOR in 30Days". Rs 50/-  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Gol-Gappe
« on: May 02, 2012, 02:20:29 PM »
2 lover 1 plate vich Gol-Gappe khaande c
 
1 duje diyan akhan vich pyaar naal dekhde,
 
Kudi(pyar naal):idda kyun dekh reha ?
 
Munda: Thoda hauli kha la bhukhiye :D:

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Jokes Majaak / EXAM
« on: May 02, 2012, 02:16:32 PM »
Paper paun wele.
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aa v ho gya
aa v ho gya
aa v ho gya,
te aa v ho gya,
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 result aun wele
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 Aa ki ho gya ?  :D: :D:
 

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Jokes Majaak / Doctor
« on: April 30, 2012, 05:24:44 AM »
Ek admi Dr. Nu-
 tusi parchi vich ida da ki likhde
 jehda sirf medical store waleya nu samjh aunda
 
Dr.: Main likhda
   Main ta lutt leya hun tusi v lutt lo  :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munda Kudi
« on: April 30, 2012, 05:16:42 AM »
Kudi: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
 aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
 Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
 
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Munda: darwaaza la leya kar baaki sukh a
 :angr: :angr:

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:D: :D: smile pauni c

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Jokes Majaak / MOOLIYAN
« on: April 30, 2012, 05:13:55 AM »
2 kudian lift ch khadian gallan kar rahian c apne perfume bare
 
1st : Adidas perfume Rs.6000/bottle
 2nd : Armani perfume Rs. 7000/bottle
 
… Ik jnani khadi ohna wal dekhi jandi c
 thodi der baad awaaz aayi “Puuuuuuuuuoooooonnnnnnn”
 
dono kudian apne nak fad k khad gayian
 jnani hass k khendi “Mooliyaan 15 Rs. killo”

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Reasons why superheroes aren't online more often
« on: April 29, 2012, 07:06:31 PM »
lol haha  :D: :kamli:

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Shayari / kinne aukhe ho k dil nu
« on: April 29, 2012, 11:15:21 AM »
kinne aukhe ho k sunne dil nu abaad keeta
                                       ki dassa ajj tenu kinni baari yaad keeta
saanu dilon kadd dil laun di salaah ditti
                                        kinna saada haij waah sohneya swaad keeta
saade na koi fit asin kise nu na raas aaye
                                        unjh saada pichha kinneya ne tere baad keeta
tu v kujh baneya na asin v tabaah hoye
                                        Rabb jaane "DEBI" kinhe kinhu barbaad keeta

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Jokes Majaak / sign
« on: April 28, 2012, 10:40:39 AM »
Puttar: Daddy ki tusi hanere wich v likh sakde ho ?

Baapu : haan sayad, likhna kithe hai, te likhna ki a?

Puttar: jyada nahi,bus report card te tuhade sign chaide a!
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / studenta di pakki gall
« on: April 28, 2012, 10:36:10 AM »
ik ajihi gal jo students pehlan v kehnde si, hun v kehnde h, te age v kehnde rehnge?
bas next exam ch taan pehlan hi padhna start kar dena.   :D: :D:

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Kade a jaave cheta urban estate wali naar da
jihde piche roz c ghaidi te ghaidi maar da   
maar da ohde to jind jaan vaarda             
saada saara hisaab heer ranjhe de naal da
pehli takkni ch hi mere te kehar kargi
naina naal 12 bor vala fair kargi

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Jokes Majaak / 5+5
« on: April 28, 2012, 10:31:42 AM »
5+5 kine hunde a ?
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is swaal da jwaab v thalleyon labb rahe a ?
nalaiko school ki karn gaye c  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Faansi
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:22:02 PM »
Jailer  : tenu kal 4 vaje fansi de diti javegi.
Kaidhi : jor jor naal hasan lgya.
Jailer  : hash Q riha hai?
Kaidhi : main taan uthda hi 9 vaje haan  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / BMW
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:19:10 PM »
Munda BMW wich apni girlfriend naal jande hoye achanak,
Munda: main tenu jhoot boliya si,
Kudi: ki?
Munda: main married haan.
Kud: tusi taan dra hi dita si,
mainu lgya tusi kahoge eh BMW tuhadi nhi .  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Beebe Putt
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:16:04 PM »
1 AMLI: kal 5 sal to bad mera putt jail toh wapas aa riha h.
2 AMLI: usnu taan 6 sal di sja si?
1 AMLI: usde ache bartaw kaaran usdi 1 sal di sja kam ho gyi.
2 AMLI: bda vadiya! Rabba eho jihe putt sab nu dyi.
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Amli
« on: April 27, 2012, 11:11:58 PM »
Amli drakht te chadeya ta bandar utte betha c kehnda utte kyun aaya
Amli: saib (apple) khaan layi
Bandar: saib ? eh ta amb da drakht a
Amli: pata a mainu saleya taahi ta saib naal laike aaya
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / gharwaali gwaach gayi
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:59:10 PM »
GHARWALA : sir meri gharwali gwach gyi,
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DAAKMASTER: Eh daak khana hai police chauki nhi,
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GHARWALA : ki karan.. kithe javan.. khushi de maare mainu kuch samajh nhi aa riha.   :D:

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Jokes Majaak / 12 WAJE TO BAAD
« on: April 27, 2012, 09:56:23 PM »
AJJ RAATI 12 WAJJAN TO BAAD
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THALLE KI DEKHDE HO TUHADA APNA DMAAG NI KAMM KARDA 12 TO BAAD 1 HI WAJJUGA  :D: :D:

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