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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: BoLiYaN
« on: April 26, 2012, 11:40:06 AM »
pagal pyar de dhokhe di gal tan ik another topic hia but menu tan pyar milya hoa aa and bhut khush aa mere os ton

acha acha eh story a teri main na kahan kaahte boliyan paundi a :D:

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Shayari / Re: Shikanja-E-Ishq
« on: April 26, 2012, 11:39:03 AM »
Haif us chaar giraah kapre ki kismat "GHALIB"
jiski kismat mein ho asahiq ka gheeribaan hona :P

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Re: BoLiYaN
« on: April 26, 2012, 11:26:21 AM »
tayian taiyan taiyan
taiyan taiyan taiyn
pariyan husan diyan aj uttar arshan ton ayiyan,,,,,,,,
husan dekh pariyan da gabru bhul gye nek kamiyan ,,,,,,,,,,,


tu ta haje pyaar vich dhokhe diyan gallan kardi c duji post ch mint k ch idhar boliyan v pa gayi :D:

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Love Pyar / Re: pyar vich dhokha,,,,,,,,,,,,!
« on: April 26, 2012, 11:23:51 AM »
jehda pyaar bass ho hi janda oh ta mainu boring lagda. pyaar ch loki keh dinde a k mainu look matter ni kardi yeh woh par jo marzi kahi jaan look ta sab to pehla matter kardi a baaki tusi gallan karde haasa majaak kadi kadi serious n tusi kise dia gallan yaad karde jado oh haini and wait karni shuru kar dinde ohde aun di mere li ta oh pyaar de symptoms a :P

...
haha aho :D: BAI yan ne rallke vote karti :D:

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Fun Time / Re: Telephone number
« on: April 26, 2012, 11:17:19 AM »
lol aaho aivi ine plan bnaake taim waste karna jo kehna karna sidha pehla hi karlo :D:

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Love Pyar / Re: pyar vich dhokha,,,,,,,,,,,,!
« on: April 26, 2012, 11:14:13 AM »
hmmmm
lgda kafi gude vichar ne tuhade pyar bare

pyaar baare nahi apni azaadi baare :P main ida da pyaar ni karna chahnda k koi meri lodh to wadh fikar kare jini k main chahnda uni hi bahut a eh v koi pyaar a k ik duje ch wadh wadh pyaar kari jaayo :P

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Love Pyar / Re: pyar vich dhokha,,,,,,,,,,,,!
« on: April 26, 2012, 11:08:22 AM »
hun filma ch dikha dinde k pyaar karn waleya ch kuch lukeya na hove oh bass munda te kudi changi tarah pagal a duniya naal koi matlab ni bass ik duje ch involve a . par ida kaun karlu yaar. suppose munda kudi ik duje nu pyaar karde te kudi munde di total attention chahndi a  :wait: baar baar fone kari jaana etc etc. kayi vele bande nu apne aap li  time v chahida hunda kayi cheejan hundiya jehdiya tusi nahi dasniya chahnde kudi nu hafte ya daidh k hafte li break ta chahidi a ik duje to. par jado ik jaana inha gallan nu nahi samjhda fer arguements wadh jande te saal daidh saal baad pyaar same nahi rehnda fer better a walk out karjo relation cho te fer kudi kehndi dhokha de dita mainu hun thoda interest khatm a je tusi walkout karta oh dhokha ya tusi kise nu pyaar nahi karde fer ohde naal dhakke naal relation nu jeeyi jaayo oh dhokha. mere layi ta walkout karna dhokha ni a. baakiyan da pata ni. better a kise to ina kuch expect hi na karo. jado ik duje naal nahi ban di agla jaana bore ho reha relation ch onhe relation todna hi a so onhu DHOKHA DHOKHA kehke ik duje nu bhandna band karo  :pagel:

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Gup Shup / Re: Ajj da Msg Of The Day kive legga tuhanu???
« on: April 26, 2012, 09:37:44 AM »
nice a

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Fun Time / Re: ***Santra Kha Ke***
« on: April 26, 2012, 09:37:05 AM »
asi tan bhut kujh krida aa santra kha ke,,,,,,,,,,,


thode santra mukke ni hale santra khaa k :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: duniya chand te pahunch gayi
« on: April 25, 2012, 08:34:52 PM »
hahhahhahha it was written in my school's toilet to hahahhaha

eh bai harek  schoola de bathroom da haal a  thodiya jehiyan shudh punjabi gaalan  :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Facebook di chadaayi
« on: April 25, 2012, 07:56:20 PM »

is this joke or sachi hoya c??

haha nahi bai facebook ne is mukaam tak pahunch jana kise din imagination a :D:

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Jokes Majaak / HELP KARN WALE DOST
« on: April 25, 2012, 07:55:30 PM »
munda ghar late aaya te baapu ne pucheya kithe c ?
 .
 
munda kehnda dost de ghare c
 .
baapu ne munde sahmne hi
ohde 10 yaara nu fone kareya
 .
 4 kehnde "haan uncle ure hi ciga.."
 .
 2 kehnde "bass uncle hi oh hune hune hi geya.."
 .
 3 kehnde "hanji uncle ithe hi a padhda peya kraama gall?" .
 .
 
 1 ne ta haddh hi karti waaz badalke kehnda" haanji dasso daddy ki hoeya?"
 .
 taahi kehnde harek yaar zaroori hi hunda
  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / duniya chand te pahunch gayi
« on: April 25, 2012, 07:48:37 PM »
school di toilet ch likheya c---"Duniya chand te pahunch gayi tu hale ithe hi betha."
Tinku haithan likh aaya--- "bass dho k udhar nu hi challa"......
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / padhaaku munda
« on: April 25, 2012, 07:45:47 PM »
Maa- "Putt ki karda...???"
 
Beta- "kuch ni mummy padhda peya..."
 
Maa- "Excellent...!!!
ki padhda putt...???"
 
Beta- "kuch ni thodi hon wali bahuu de msgs.".....:
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: KG BOY
« on: April 25, 2012, 07:43:37 PM »
Bohat hosheyar bacha eh te.

bacha hushyaar a bass nicker lavaid k le geya :D:

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Love Pyar / Re: What is Love?
« on: April 25, 2012, 06:08:23 PM »
Topic: What is Love?  (Read 98 times)

dekhla bai uro hi andaaza la la love da naam sunke hi loki bhajj daud ch pe gaye :D:

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Jokes Majaak / KG BOY
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:26:58 PM »
KG boy:-> MAM may i go to bathroom?
MAM:--> Nai..phele A to Z sunao phr jana ......
KG Boy:--> ABCDEFGHIJKLMN....QRS...UVWX..​.z
 ...
 MAM:--> P,O,T,Y kahan gai....?
 BOY:-->
 .
 .
 Mam wo to Meri nikkar mei hee nikal gai :( :O :p
 hahahahahaha  :pagel:  :D:  :D:

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Shayari / ghar se bahar
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:18:51 PM »
Ghar Se Bahar Wo Naqab Mein Nikli
Sari Gali Uski Talash Mein Nikli
Inkaar Karti Thi Wo Hamari Mohabt Se
Aur Hamari Hi Tasveer Unki Kitaab Se Nikli…  :love:

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Jokes Majaak / maa putt :P
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:16:43 PM »
6 saal da jwaak:-> I love you mom !!!
 
Mom : awww..! I love you too!
 .
 .
 ... .
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 17 saal da munda :-> I love you mom!
 
Mom :-> sorry, putt haini paisse apne baapu to hi mangla
 :D: :D: :D: :D:
 

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Jokes Majaak / Baapu te Putt
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:14:37 PM »
Munda - Bapu ajj meri saheli da b'day aa ,
 ki dewa main ohnu ??
 .
 .
 .
 .
 Bapu - wekhan ch kiwe aa kudi ??
 .
 .
 Munda- jma bumb aa
 
.
 Bapu - mera no. de de ohnu :p :p
 
bapu rocks munda shocks
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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