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Jokes Majaak / Re: Gujjar & Apurv
« on: August 02, 2014, 12:52:31 PM »
Apurv First Time Plane te Beta…
Jidda E Plane Da Agla Tire Uthe
UthiyaApurv  Pilot Nu Kuttan Lag Giya :anger: :anger:
Te Usnu Kiha…

Saaliya Main Pelah E Dariya Piya Te Tu Stunts Mar Riha!  :D: :D: :D: :D: 
hahahaha stunt

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« on: August 02, 2014, 12:51:50 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: maawan thandian chhawan...te bapu?
« on: August 02, 2014, 12:50:25 PM »
baappuu vv att ee hunde aa
god bless.. . 
"Oh moujan bhulnia nahi jo bapu de sir te kriya"
kittian bapu ne sab reeja pooriyan , i love ma dad :love:
hye ta bapu oh shawan dain wale darakhat :love:
Hundi hai pechan Bapu de nam krke
Kittyan bapu ny sub rijha puriya  :)


best reply so far

...
jo aap dhup ch khad sanu thandi shaan denda... oh drakhat baapu

waah :)

Dhanwad ji bahut bahut sab da .. :pray: :pray: :pray:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« on: August 02, 2014, 12:44:42 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« on: August 02, 2014, 08:57:20 AM »
Media can Kill a king

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local paper read: 'SERVANT's ASS WON'.
king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen. The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10".
This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it to d jungle. The next day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Re: Rishte
« on: August 02, 2014, 04:38:53 AM »
Rishte oh nai hunde jis ch EGO nd ATTITUDE hove...
In fact... Rishta te oh hunda jis ch ik rusan ch EXPERT hove....
Te duja manaun ch PERFECT hove :hehe:

hahaha att likheya...

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Shayari / Re: 1984
« on: August 02, 2014, 04:37:41 AM »
Kat Sakdi Hai Par Mita Nahi.
  Ea Jalam Teri Talwar Sanu.
Mitade Rahe Jo Khud Mit Gaye.
  Mita Na Sake Sadi Shaan Jalam.
Bole So Nihaal Sat Sri Akaal.
bole so nihaal sat sri akal

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Shayari / Re: aurat da muqam
« on: August 02, 2014, 04:35:24 AM »
Agar bazm-e-insan mein aurat na hoti
khayalon ki rangeen jannat na hoti


Sitaron kay dilkash fasanay na hotay
baharon ki nazuk haqiqat na hoti


Jabinon par noor-e-musarrat na khilta
nigahon mein shan e murawwat na hoti


Ghataon ki aamad ko sawan tarastay
fizaon mein behki baghawat na hoti


Faqiron ko irfan-e-hasti na milta
ata zahidon ko ebadat na hoti


Musafir sada manzilon pe bhataktay
safinon ko sahil ki qurbat na hoti


Har ek phool ka rang phika sa rehta
nasim e baharan mein nikhat na hoti


Khudaai ka insaf khamosh rehta
suna hay kisi ki shafaat na hoti
bahut vadhi gujjar 22

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Shayari / Re: DUNIYA
« on: July 31, 2014, 02:18:02 PM »
very good sach kiha veer ik line mai bhi add kar dinda tere sher vich

MURTIYA UTTE DUDH SUTT DI DEKH ,, BUKHE BHIKHARI NU ROTTI NA DINDI DUNIYA DEKH
Thanks Ghaintt 22... jma sahi gall likhi aa yaara

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Shayari / Re: kinne bhole aa lok"
« on: July 31, 2014, 02:16:55 PM »
welcome ji

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Shayari / Re: "Kuriya Pathar hi hundia"
« on: July 31, 2014, 02:05:33 PM »
bahut sachian gallan likhian ne ji...

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Gurlal Singh
« on: July 30, 2014, 01:10:09 PM »

Gurlal Singh In Computer Exam
Examiner
“What Is Microsoft Excel?”
Gurlal Singh : “It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer

 

hahhahahhahha sirrrrrrrraaaaaaaa

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Shayari / DUNIYA
« on: July 30, 2014, 01:00:04 PM »
KUTA ROWE, CHUP KRAUNDI DEKHI DUNIYA MAIN.
BANDA ROWE HOR RWAUNDI DEKHI DUNIYA MAIN.
JIYUNDE JEE NA JIS MAA BAAP NU DITI ROTI,
MARNE PICHO PIND RAJAUNDI DEKHI DUNIYA MAIN...
 :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

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Shayari / Re: ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਅਹਿਸਾਸ ਹੈ
« on: July 30, 2014, 12:53:26 PM »
ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਕਰਵਟ , ਨਹੀਂ ਅਹਿਸਾਸ ਹੈ।
ਪਲ ਪਲ ਅਸਲੀਅਤ ਹੈ ਵਿਸ਼ਵਾਸ਼ ਹੈ।
ਦੂਰ ਤੱਕ ਦਾ ਸਫ਼ਰ ਹੈ ਬੇਖਬਰ ਨਾ ਹੋ,
ਜੋ ਕੁਝ ਵੀ ਉਹ ਰਿਹਾ, ਸੱਭ ਖਾਸ ਹੈ।
ਕਰਮ ਦੀ ਕੀਮਤ ਨਹੀਂ ਇਨਾਮ ਸਮਝ,
ਈਮਾਨ ਨਾਲ ਜੋ ਕਰੇ ਅਭਿਆਸ ਹੈ।
ਵੇਖਕੇ ਅਸਮਾਨ ਵੱਲ ਉਡਾਰੀ ਮਾਰਦੇ,
ਸੁਰਤ ਹੈ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਦੀ, ਤੇਰੇ ਪਾਸ ਹੈ।
ਮੰਨਿਆ ਜੀਣ ਦੇ ਰਸਤੇ ਵੱਖਰੇ ਬਹੁਤ,
ਮੰਜਿਲ ਤੱਕ ਲੈ ਜਾਏ ਰਸਤਾ ਖਾਸ ਹੈ।

bahut vadhia 22

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Shayari / Re: Sikh
« on: July 30, 2014, 12:50:54 PM »
Hzara Taseehe Dite Sanu Par Asi Dole Na....
Ki Pta lagna c dukHa da, Eh Dukh Asi Kade Fole na...

Boti Boti Lhaun lyi Has k Beth Gye..
"Sikha Agge Sadi Ni Chalni Wairy Thak Haar k KeH Gye"

vadhia likheya ji..par tone jehi kharab hogi last line di..

Boti Boti Lhaun lyi Has k Beh Gye..
"Sikha Agge Sadi Ni Chalni Wairy Thak Haar k KeH Gye"

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Shayari / Re: What is sardar
« on: July 30, 2014, 12:49:20 PM »
What is 'SARDAR
Veera de veer,
Yaara de yaar...
...Dushman lai talwar, Sir te sohni
... Dastar.
... ... Dooro injh lagan jive challi ave
'Shera di Daar'
Apne guru nu na bhulde, Karde
har dharm da satkar.
Apni kaum layi ta jind warde hi
ne, Duje dharm layi v den jind
waar. Eh hunde ne 'SARDAR'.........

bahut vadhia Sehaj Kure..

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Jokes Majaak / Re: What's App
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:11:41 PM »
Crazy people on almost Evryone's WhatsApp list.


1. Someone on his status "Sleeping"

...since 3 Days!  :surp:

He's Probably dead.


2. Someone never sends anything, ...then at night Once a week/month he says: "Good night"  :waitin:
 

3. Someone is 'sick' since the time I added him.  :worried:


4. Someone is "Driving"

...since 5 days!

I guess he reached Dubai!!  :wait:


5.Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. 

Seems like he wants to play table tennis! :wow:



6. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!" .

Guess his time stood still .  :lost:


7. Someone's status is "Happy" since one Month.

Living in Paradise? :dnk:


8. Someone is alwz 'available'..

How free Are you?????    :mean:


9. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp'

I Know ! That's why you're on my list!  :huh:


10. Someone writes "urgent calls only"...

Dont get it..

Are u in the police �� or ambulance service? :smh:


11. Some says, "can't talk. Whatsapp only"

Dude then throw away ur phone.. You are not using the phone's Primary function  :he: :he:
haha gall sahi aa vaise..janta krdi te edan hi aa..

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pakistani Stageshow Jokes
« on: July 29, 2014, 12:08:30 PM »
Way back 10 or so years I used to watch Pakistani Stageshows, so I had some jokes saved up that I never posted...

---
bari vich beh ke amrood payi khani aa
aaja mere balma menu loon hi pharhaja

batti aundi aa batti jandi aa
vekho oye jalmo, transformer'ch nuks aa
---

Ik mera dost oh kehnda das menu ehna 2 udd-de kabootran'chon kabootri kehdi te kabooter kehda
main keha saleya dekh ta sahi, jehda udd-da oh kabooter aa... te oh jehdi udd-di aa, oh kabootri aa

---
palkan da chimta vaja ke,
tere naal mohobattan pakey, main lutti gayi

menu apne ghar bulake,
menu ehni feem khuyake, app sutti rayi

mere naal hath milake,
dhai-300 jeb'ch pakey, navi jutti layi...
---
hahaha Grenade singh veer asli najara tan vekhan ch aa pakistani stage drama..padh k aena njara jeha ni aunda

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Shayari / Re: kinne bhole aa lok"
« on: July 29, 2014, 01:58:48 AM »

Kinne bhole aa lok jere RABB nu pathra ch labhde reh Gaye...
"MALANGAA" jaa us Ruldi Jind kol jehnu "GURU NANAK" Vi Thandi Chaa keh gye....!!

bahut pate di gall likhi hai ji..

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Punjabi te Padhai
« on: July 19, 2014, 02:33:05 AM »
agla thane leju wid prof :D: :D:

...
mai apne dosta nal eve bhut kitta :D: :D:
hahaha.. mtlb vadde ghar de darshan kr rkhe aa

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