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Shayari / DUNIYA
« on: July 30, 2014, 01:00:04 PM »
KUTA ROWE, CHUP KRAUNDI DEKHI DUNIYA MAIN.
BANDA ROWE HOR RWAUNDI DEKHI DUNIYA MAIN.
JIYUNDE JEE NA JIS MAA BAAP NU DITI ROTI,
MARNE PICHO PIND RAJAUNDI DEKHI DUNIYA MAIN...
 :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

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Discussions / 365'ਚਲਿਤਰ ਨਾਰ ਦੇ???
« on: July 19, 2014, 01:03:40 AM »
365'ਚਲਿਤਰ ਨਾਰ ਦੇ ਸਾਰਾ ਸਾਲ ਬੰਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਰ ਦੇ!
ਇਕ
ਲੇਖਕ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਮੂਰਖ ਲੋਕਾ ਨੇ ਕਿਨੀ ਛੇਤੀ ਮੰਨ ਲਈ,
ਪਰ ??
ਬਾਬੇ ਨਾਨਕ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਨੀ ਮੰਨੀ ਤੁਸੀ..? '
ਸੋ ਕਿਉ ਮੰਦਾ ਆਖੀਐ ਜਿਤੁ ਜੰਮੈ ਰਾਜਾਨ..............

 :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

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Jokes Majaak / maawan thandian chhawan...te bapu?
« on: July 05, 2014, 11:10:22 PM »
hanji ehde baare ki khyal aa ;)

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Jokes Majaak / Hissa
« on: May 01, 2014, 12:51:02 PM »
ਹੁਣ ਤਾ ਟੱਟੀ ਕਰਦਿਆਂ ਵੀ ਡਰ ਲਗਦਾ .
ਕਿਤੇ ਸੁਖਬੀਰ ਬਾਦਲ ਹਿਸਾ ਨਾ ਮੰਗ ਲੇ.

 :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:

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Jokes Majaak / Start Windows normally
« on: April 23, 2014, 12:36:40 PM »
Hanji kihde kihde nal bni edan di situation

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Complaints / Meri Post in Pics Section deleted (resolved)
« on: December 09, 2012, 10:50:20 AM »
Admin 22 ji aah tan dhakka.... je tuhade hundeyan saadian posts delete hongian tan thonu votan paun da te electiona chon jitaun da ki faida....

masan adha ghanta la k photo search maari c net ton,,,fir upload kiti ethe..aena kharcha ho gya mera..te post hi ni labh rhi kithe gayi... main keha FIR baad ch daraj karaunga pehlan tuhanu itlaah de devan..  :help: :help: :help: :help: :help:

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Jokes Majaak / SAB FADHE JAAAAANGE!!!!!!
« on: December 09, 2012, 10:27:33 AM »
Saaleyo hor lao pange....

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Words in the Guru Granth Sahib
« on: December 09, 2012, 08:51:14 AM »
The Standand format of the "Siri Guru Granth Sahib Beerh" with the customary format has a total of 1430 pages.

-The pages are written with a landscape orientation.
-There are 19 lines of text per page. However, many pages with headlines (starting with new raag) have less than 19 lines per page.
-Guru Granth Sahib contains 5894 Shabads or hymns.
-The number of stanzas according to Pincott is 15575.
-Total number of lines are 26852.
-Total number of words are 398,697.
-Total dictionary words are 29445 (these are the words that have been used again and again to make the whole text). Many of these words have been used only once.
-The word that has been repeated most often is ‘her’ or ‘hir’( ਹਰਿ,ਹਰ,ਹਰ੝ ) . It occurs 9288 times.
-No punctuation marks such as commas, semicolons or colons have been used. A ‘colon’ shaped character that has been used is not a colon.
-No 'Adhak' charcater has been used.
-No 'Paireen Bindi' character (dot at the bottom of character) has been used.
-A number of half characters (that fall at the bottom of other characters) that are not used in modern Punjabi have been used 1188), 10), 11), 268), 13), 5) .

-Aounkarh and Dulainkarh 169), 20) characters have also been used under half charcters. This is normally not done in the present day Punjabi.

-The 'Ik Onkaar' character have been repeated 568 times.
-The 'Bindee' characters that add nasal sound have been used 319 times. Out of these 106 times the 'Bindi" character has been used before 'Biharee" or another character. The later situation does not occur in modern Punjabi.
-The 'Udaat' character that is something like quarter (Paireen) Haahaa, have been used 1188 times. This character looks somewhat like the 'Halant' character in Devanagari,

-The Contents The Granth Sahib also called Adi Granth contains compositions of the first five Gurus, the ninth Guru, fifteen Bhagats (Jai Dev, Nam Dev, Trilochan, Parmanand, Sadna, Ramanand, Beni, Dhanna, Pipa, Sain, Kabir, Ravidas, Farid, Surday, Bhikhan) and eleven Bhattas (Mathra, Jalap, Harbans, Talya, Salya, Bhal, Kulh Sahar, Nal, Kirat, Gayand, Sadrang).

-Of the 5894 Shabads or hymns in the holy Granth, 974 hymns are written by the first Guru, 62 by the second Guru, 907 by the third, 679 by the fourth, 2218 by the fifth, and 115 by the ninth. Among the remaining 922 hymns of Bhagats, the highest number of hymns (541) is by Bhagat Kabir.

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Bhul Chuk Maaf Krna Ji...

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Kutte Te Bande Ch Fark
« on: November 27, 2012, 01:21:24 AM »
Dosto eh post changi laggi ya buri...jarur dasseyo please

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Jokes Majaak / Bade Chete Aunde Ne.....
« on: November 27, 2012, 01:05:42 AM »
Hun dasso aunde k nhi chete yaar anmulle...hawa de bulle

 chalo paao shagan...

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Shayari / Mere baare
« on: February 24, 2011, 04:47:43 AM »
Mere baare puchna hai tan taareyan ton puch lyi,
Raah vich digge hanjuan khaareyn ton puch lyi,
Jitte hoye bhawen meri na gwaahi bharan,
Par ik waar ishqe ch haareyan ton puch lyi,
Tutti hoyi peengh de hulaareyan ton puch lyi,
Sunne sunne pye raahan saareyan ton puch lyi,
Pehlan vaang kyn main ajj v ikkalla han,
Ohde khatan vich likhe hoye laareyan ton puch lyi....

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Jokes Majaak / sare ke sare paise vapis
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:45:00 AM »
GOLU :: Selling Parashute..

Plane Se Kudo, Button Dabao
Aur Aap Safely Zamin Pe

Customer- Agar Parashute Nahi Khula To.?

GOLU::- To sare ke sare Paise Waapas.. Pakka..:-)

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Shayari / hanju hi muk gaye ne....
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:34:01 AM »
Kuj palka utte ruk gaye ne,
kuj gallan utte suk gaye ne,
oh kehnde tainu koi dukh nahi vicharhan da,
main kive dassa k hun hanju hi mere muk gaye ne...

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Jokes Majaak / 30 rs. de k gana
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:29:36 AM »
Jhanda- Yaar kal main tenu kini vaar phone kita pur tu chukiya kyn nhi?
Chatra- kyn chukan, jehda main 30 Rs. de k ganna lagwaya hai ohnu tera baapu sunuga.:D :D

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Jokes Majaak / Couple on a date...
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:27:18 AM »
Couple On A Date:::::::-

Night was dark,
Moon was high.
Boy stopped bike,
Girl asked Why.
He came close,
She felt shy.
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:::::::::::::::::::::::
Boy Said :- Chal Uttar, Dhakka Laga Heroin Petrol Muk Gya.

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Jokes Majaak / good teacher AND best teacher
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:19:12 AM »
A good teacher is 1 who tells u to study hard,
But the best teacher is 1 who stands outside the exam hall and shout: Oye kanjro flying aa gyi, Parchiyan kha jao. :P :P

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Jokes Majaak / serious advice
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:14:28 AM »
take my advice seriously friends.

.Shashtro Me Likha Hai-
Pati-Patni 1 Hi Gadi Ke 2 Pahiye Hai,
Dono Me Se 1 v Kharab Ho Jaye
To Gadi Nahi Chal Sakti Hai..
Moral-
Spare Wheel Rakhna shuroo karo.... jiii

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Jokes Majaak / Ye daulat bhi lelo......
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:13:14 AM »
Jagjit singh sings:
"Ye Daulat bi lelo
"Ye Shohrat Bi lelo?
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TAU::::- Iski Aurat bi Lelo. Bhai...lagta he Sanyaas lene ki soch raha hai..Bahut Prechhan lagta he Vichara...:-))

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Shayari / Oh mainu dekhi jandi c
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:11:02 AM »
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

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Shayari / pasand...
« on: February 24, 2011, 01:08:04 AM »
Use barish pasand h aur mujhe baris me wo,,,
use hasna pasand he aur mujhe hansti hui wo,,,
use chup na rahna pasand h aur mujhe bolti hui wo,,,
use taare pasand h aur mujhe taro k bich wo,,,,
bas khata ye ho gyi ki main kabhi use pasand na aaya,
aur mujhe pasand ayi to sirf wo....

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