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Pics / lao ji ban geya central air conditioner
« on: September 08, 2011, 09:05:36 PM »
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Pics / Supreet di nvi BMW
« on: September 08, 2011, 04:57:20 PM »
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Jokes Majaak / muskan te usda amli hubby viah ch..
« on: September 07, 2011, 05:08:27 PM »
Amli te Muskan pehli waar pind VYAH dekhan gaye..


Pind di Jmeen to Miti fad ke te sung k boleya..


Amli >> "Pind di Miti di khushbu hi vkhri hundi aa"


Muskan >>  dhyan nal vekh..Eh suka gobar aa...  :angr:


Amli >>   nahi nahi...main taan check kar reha c...GOBAR hee aa.. :he:

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Vyah ch.. Amli poora SHARAABI ho geya...



BRAATIYA de jaan ton baad v...oh bhangra payi jave :rockon: :excited: :balle:


Muskan  >> Ve marjaaneya bass kar.. kyun besti krayi jaana.. saare baraati taan chale gaye.. :thaa:




Amli >> Te., FeR Aa MuSiC KiThO WaJjI JaNdA..



Muskan>> Tutt Peneya... A taan GENERATOR di awaaj aa jide te tu nachi janda a
 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / kameene friends..
« on: September 07, 2011, 04:48:56 PM »
3 Kaale Friends Kathe Kite Ja Rahe Si

Raste Ch Ohna Nu Ik Pari Mili

Os Pari Ne Teena Di Dungi Yaari Nu Dekh Ke

1-1 Vardan Mangan Nu Keha

1st Dost: Mainu Dudh Jeha Gora Bana Do.

2nd Dost: Mainu Vi Ohna Hi Gora Bana Do.

Oh Dove Gore Ho Gaye…

3rd Dost: Hee Hee… Hee Hee…



Ehna Saaleyan Nu Fer Kala Bana De  :blink:

Teeno Fer Kaale Ho Gaye

Moral: Friends Kameene Hi Rehte Hain.

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Jokes Majaak / special poem for PJ's girls :P
« on: September 06, 2011, 09:13:28 PM »
Arz kita hai ji...

zara gaur kareyo...:flyingkiss:




Na Fashion diya rutta hundiya..

Na hee 2 2 guttan hundiya..

Sab naaz  te nakhre  bhull jandiya..

Je KURIYA de v MUSHAN  hundiya...

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / _EcceNtriC_ (supreet) di love story
« on: September 06, 2011, 07:07:34 PM »
Once dere Ws a Boy.. his name is_EcceNtriC_ (a.k.a Supreet)

Who Loved a Gal  But dat Gal Hated him. :thaa:


_EcceNtriC_ asked d gal dat>> he'll change her Hatred to love & He asked Girl dat he'll Stand in Front of her HousePosted Image Til Nxt 100 Days..


Storms n Rains came but d _EcceNtriC_ Didn't moved wid da Passage of Days.

Dat gal started falling in luv wid him on 99th day.



Gal decided dat she'll say dat she also Loves him too  :love:


Wid d rise of Sun of 100th day d gal Went out but d _EcceNtriC_  wasn't there.


She was worried then she found a paper on which it was written............

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"TU tindeya di sabji bana ja ke "..!! teri Gawandan Set ho gayi a sade naal hun 
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / how to impress girls nd boys..
« on: September 06, 2011, 06:51:35 PM »
HOW 2 impress a girl.?
Protect her, Respect her ,Love her, .Listen 2 her,
BUT........
How 2 impress a boy?
Just smile, one time.
Mitti ch litda firu mitti ch  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / a real defination of girls...
« on: August 30, 2011, 08:32:28 PM »
Define a GIRL:
The 1 who Before going out for a party puts on
mascara, eye shadow, eye liner, lip-gloss,
glitter, rouge, blush, kajal
Wears the best dress with heals,
accessories & Still asks:
"over toh nai lag rha na  :blush:

Reply:"nai yaar.....bilkul sahi hai :okk:


GIRL:"yar jaldi jaldi me kch kiya hi nai.
Socha simple hi rehne du

:rabb: rabb hi rakha ehna  kudiya da  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Pavitar Kalgi (Plume)Of Shiri Guru Gobind Singh ji

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Jokes Majaak / Thinking of a students..
« on: August 30, 2011, 05:12:50 PM »
Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher
ne 4 bacho k thapar
mare..reactions of students..
In Mumbai ---> sorry mam
Delhi ---> meri kya galti thi mam
Banglore ---> sorry mam pr maine
kuch nahi kiya tha
Chennai ---> Maine kya kiya ?
PUNJABI ---> Shukar ah
Rabba  :love:.....is bahane hath ta laya Sohneya ne

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Religous Videos / parnaam shaheeda nu
« on: August 26, 2011, 06:41:52 PM »
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Jokes Majaak / gagan bai di bahaduri...
« on: August 26, 2011, 06:22:49 PM »
Ik war ik Building Vich Agg Lag Payi,
gagan Ne bande bachun lai Ik Dum Agg Ch shaal maar Diti
 thode chir baad eh Chaar Bandeyan Nu bacha k Bahar Khich Leyaya,
te baad ch Bada Khush Hoya,
but agle Din e Ohnu Police Fad Ke Lai Gayi
te thane ja k usdi rajj tauni lahi  :thaa:   :thaa:

do dina baad gagan nu Pata Chaleya ki Oh Chaar Bande jehre isne agg vicho kadde c oh Fire Brigade Wale c 
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Shraabi SUPREET te saadh
« on: August 24, 2011, 02:14:07 PM »
Ik waar SUPREET theke ton totally talli ho K ghar nu jaa reha hunda hai..

te raaste ch 1 SAADH GAGAN KAINTH aa reha hunda hai..

TE SHRAABI hoya SUPREET. SAADH KAINTH de vich wajj janda hai..


[( SAADH KAINTH )])>> Mainu Shraabiya ton bahut nafrat hai... mein tenu shraap dina haan..!!


[( Shraabi supreet)>> ik min..!! baba ji :rabb:


main glassi lai k aaona..!!


[( SAADH kaith )])>>  :angr:  Mera majaak udaonda tu..??
main tenu SHRAAP dina k.. tera ajj ton baad tera MUH hee nahi khulega.. taan jo tu na kise nu galat kahe.. te n hee SHRAAB pee sake..!!

tathastu..!!

SHRAABI SUPREET>> naal ose Pind ferr aaonda hai..

te oho supreet nu bhagti karde dekh ke.....apni gharwali nu supreet baare sab kuch dasda hai..


[(MRS Kainth )]>>  :sad: Swami..!! dekho SANDHU kida bhagti kar reha hai.. osda kalayaan karo..

osda muhh khol devo..!!



[( SAADH MAHAL )])>> X_X nahi..!! ehe nahi ho sakda...
oho har ik nu galat bolda hai.. te shraab bahut peenda hai..


thakk haar ke.. SAADH kainth apni gharwali di  gall mann lainda hai..


[( SAADH kainth )])>> tatha astu.... bacha preet... akha khol..!! tenu hun shraap ton mukti mil gai a

Supreet jado akha kholda hai:>>


taan ohnu SHRI DEVI wargi MRS Kainth de naal ohhi SAADH gagan... dikheya..



[( Shraabi Supreet )>>

Waah oyee NANGEYA SAADHA..
Dhan hai teri kmaayi..

sanu v ehe gunn dasde..

eh  BIBI kida fsaayi..  :love:  :love:

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Jokes Majaak / jatt mandir ch
« on: July 29, 2011, 06:46:22 PM »
Mandir ch ik jatt giya,
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Lok bhajan ga rahe c,
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Darshan de Gariban nu,Darshan de Gariban nu...
Jatt di nooh da naam v Darshan kaur c ,
Jatt nu gussa aa gya, te oh Bhajan gaun lagga.
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Darshan haigi meri bahu.
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oh tan mere munde di rahu
baaki gal nasiba di,
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ewe kive Gariba di
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Jokes Majaak / 4 shraabi
« on: July 29, 2011, 04:48:42 PM »
4 dost
sharab pi rahe the
ki
Table pe rakha mobile baja.

Man-hello
Bv-Janu I am in market,kya me 50000 ka gold set le lu?

Man-ha janu le lo.
Lady -Silk saree b jo 5500 ki he?

Man-1 nhi, 2-4 lelo.
lady-Ok dear tumhara credit se le rhi hu.

Man-ha theek hai le lo

Sare dost bole -Tu pagal hai kya tujhe chadh gai hai ....tu toh gaya kaam se

Man-Wo sab chhodo,
pehle ye batao k ye
MOBILE KISKA HAI?
 :D:    :D:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / dabang da kuri nu porpose karan da style..
« on: July 26, 2011, 07:16:02 PM »
dabang da kuri porpose karne ka nma style..
chand ko tor duga,
suraj ko poor duga,
tu ek bar haan karde bus
pheli wali ko shor duga

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / kuriya de expressions..
« on: July 26, 2011, 07:12:18 PM »
Boy touches girl's face with rose..
English Girl :- Darling , u r so Naughty ............
Hindi Girl :- Mat Karo jaanu ............
Punjabi Girl :- Dhyan naal kanjra akh wich naa maar di
 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / ਗਗਨ ਕੈਂਥ ਤੇ ਦੋ ਹਿਜੜੇ
« on: July 26, 2011, 07:09:55 PM »
੨ ਹਿਜੜੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਵਧਾਈ ਦੇਣ ਗਏ....
"ਹਾਏ,ਅਸੀਂ ਤਾਂ 1100 ਲਵਾਂਗੇ, 1100..."(ਤਾੜੀ ਮਾਰ ਕੇ)
ਪਿੱਛੇ ਆਪਣਾ ਬਾਈ ਗਗਨ ਕੈਂਥ  ਵੀ ਖੜਾ ਸੀ..ਸੋ ਓਹ ਵੀ ਤਾੜੀ ਮਾਰ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,"2600 ਲੈ ਲੋ 2600, ਉਹਦੇ 'ਚ MP3 ਤੇ FM ਵੀ ਹੈਗਾ ਆ

 :D:   :D:    :D:

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Jokes Majaak / college vich kuriya de naam
« on: July 20, 2011, 01:57:40 PM »
collage vich kuriya de kine naam hunde a??????????
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MERI Waali, TERI Waali, MERI Bhabhi, TERI Bhabhi
:D:   :D: :D: :D:

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Tech Lounge / Make Your Windows Fast As Never Before
« on: July 20, 2011, 01:37:33 PM »
1) Click Start, Run and enter GPEDIT.MSC
2) Go to Computer Configuration, Administrative Templates, System.
3) Locate the entry for Turn autoplay off and modify it as you desire.


Speed Up Browsing
When you connect to a web site your computer sends information back and forth. Some of this information deals with resolving the site name to an IP address, the stuff that TCP/IP really deals with, not words. This is DNS information and is used so that you will not need to ask for the site location each and every time you visit the site. Although Windows XP and Windows XP have a pretty efficient DNS cache, you can increase its overall performance by increasing its size. You can do this with the registry entries below:

Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\Dnscache\Parameters]
"CacheHashTableBucketSize"=dword:00000001
"CacheHashTableSize"=dword:00000180
"MaxCacheEntryTtlLimit"=dword:0000fa00
"MaxSOACacheEntryTtlLimit"=dword:0000012d

Make a new text file and rename it to dnscache.reg. Then copy and paste the above into it and save it. Merge it into the registry.

DISABLE INDEXING SERVICES

Indexing Services is a small little program that uses large amounts of RAMand can often make a computer endlessly loud and noisy. This system process indexes and updates lists of all the files that are on your computer. It does this so that when you do a search for something on your computer, it will search faster by scanning the index lists. If you don't search your computer often, or even if you do search often, this system service is completely unnecessary. To disable do the following:

1. Go to Start
2. Click Settings
3. Click Control Panel
4. Double-click Add/Remove Programs
5. Click the Add/Remove Window Components
6. Uncheck the Indexing services
7. Click Next

OPTIMISE DISPLAY SETTINGS
Windows XP can look sexy but displaying all the visual items can waste system resources. To optimize:

1.Go to Start
2. Click Settings
3. Click Control Panel
4. Click System
5. Click Advanced tab
6. In the Performance tab click Settings
7. Leave only the following ticked:
- Show shadows under menus
- Show shadows under mouse pointer
- Show translucent selection rectangle
- Use drop shadows for icons labels on the desktop
- Use visual styles on windows and buttons

SPEEDUP FOLDER BROWSING

You may have noticed that everytime you open my computer to browse folders that there is a slight delay. This is because Windows XP automatically searches for network files and printers everytime you open Windows Explorer. To fix this and to increase browsing significantly:

1. Open My Computer
2. Click on Tools menu
3. Click on Folder Options
4. Click on the View tab.
5. Uncheck the Automatically search for network folders and printers check box
6. Click Apply
7. Click Ok
8. Reboot your computer

<h3 style="margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"> REMOVE THE DESKTOP PICTURE

Your desktop background consumes a fair amount of memory and can slow the loading time of your system. Removing it will improve performance.

1. Right click on Desktop and select Properties
2. Select the Desktop tab
3. In the Background window select None
4. Click Ok</h3> DISABLE UNNECESSARY SERVICES
Because Windows XP has to be all things to all people it has many services running that take up system resources that you will never need. Below is a list of services that can be disabled on most machines:

alerter
Clipbook
Computer Browser
Distributed Link Tracking Client
Fast User Switching
Help and Support - (If you use Windows Help and Support leave this enabled)
Human Interface Access Devices
Indexing Service
IPSEC Services
Messenger
Netmeeting Remote Desktop Sharing (disabled for extra security)
Portable Media Serial Number
Remote Desktop Help Session Manager (disabled for extra security)
Remote Procedure Call Locator
Remote Registry (disabled for extra security)
Remote Registry Service
Secondary Logon
Routing & Remote Access (disabled for extra security)
Server
SSDP Discovery Service - (Unplug n' Pray will disable this)
Telnet
TCP/IP NetBIOS Helper
Upload Manager
Universal Plug and Play Device Host
Windows Time
Wireless Zero Configuration (Do not disable if you use a wireless network)
Workstation
To disable these services:

Go to Start and then Run and type "services.msc"
Doubleclick on the service you want to change
Change the startup type to 'Disable"
REMOVE ANNOYING DELETE CONFIRMATION MESSAGES

Although not strictly a performance tweak I love this fix as it makes my machine 'feel' faster. I hate the annoying 'are you sure?' messages that XP displays, especially if I have to use a laptop touchpad to close them. To remove these messages:

1. Right-click on the 'Recycle Bin' on the desktop and then click 'Properties'

2. Clear the 'Display Delete Confirmation Dialog' check box and click 'Ok'

If you do accidently delete a file don't worry as all is not lost. Just go to your Recycle Bin and 'Restore' the file.

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