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Jokes Majaak / extra kameena bacha..
« on: October 15, 2011, 08:04:08 PM »
Extra Kameena ßacha!

Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?  :mean:

Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?  :wait:

Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai..
 :D: :laugh: :D: :Laugh: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / gagan te ik admi..
« on: October 15, 2011, 07:37:21 PM »
ik waar gagan barf nu hath te rakh ke bahut gaur naal vekh reha si 
 
 ik  aadmi ne puchea ki vekh reha :wait:
 
 gagan replied "yar vekh reha sali leak kitho ho rahi aa"

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Introductions / New Friends / Sari PJ nu jandi war da salaam...
« on: September 19, 2011, 02:43:30 AM »
Mittro te sahliyoo sathio te vellio, sab ton pehlan ta sareya nu pyaar bhari ssa, hello, hi, salaam, namste :)..........te doji te last gal eh hai ki dis is my last post on this forum cuz mein PJ thore mahineya waste shadan ja reha han :sad: the reason behind dis is tht i really need to focus on my studies tan ki mein aage ja apne paira te aap khara ho sakan te kuch aap kar sakan :smile: nd i also knw tht some of u gonna miss me here for sure. But lemme tell yall! straight up guys tht imma gonna miss evry single one of u too cuz from dis PJ community, i really got many gud friends like Supreet,gagan, mamu, lado, yamla bulbul, silky,ratanjot, jatti_heer, h33r, neha, jatti_killafornia, mehak, simarii, , sanjna gill, missrudega,noxi, sukh and arvin dhillon......nd one of my favo. KAMLI KUDI a.k.a nakhro majaja patti :p .....so last vich mein ehi kehna chanda han ki tuhada sab da dhanwad jehna ne menu freind samaj k respect kiti nd jihna ne friend bna k mera majak bneya rabb rakha sab da milde han ji bad ch :)

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Jokes Majaak / chawal te marasi vich farak...
« on: September 17, 2011, 04:38:18 PM »
Eccentric (supreet) :-- yaar ye chawal aur marasi me kiya fark hota hai??
Harmeet:-- simple , je Yamla ehh post dekh k hass piaa ta marasi je na hasseya ta chawal lol

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Jokes Majaak / supreet da kudi nu porpose karan da nma style
« on: September 17, 2011, 12:02:13 AM »
New Style Of supreet Purposing his jaan anushka  :pagel:
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 dekh mein ni chaunda k mera munda

wadda hoke

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 teri kudi utte line mare

te tenu  bura lago ga

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 tu han karde te
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dona nu bhra bhen bana dene a
 :D: :D:

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Tech Lounge / a cool computer trick...
« on: September 16, 2011, 11:42:29 PM »
Funny Computer Trick

Check out these funny trick.


Copy and paste the java script code to the address bar of your browser

javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)

2: Press enter and watch your window's "shaking it". You can change the value of i if you wish  :blink: :blink:


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Pics / ♣♠♦ Amazing Art♦♣♠
« on: September 16, 2011, 03:08:25 PM »













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Gup Shup / some facts about life...
« on: September 15, 2011, 03:51:56 PM »
some excellent facts of life:

1-you hurt the most whom u love the most.
2-u fight the one from whom u have more expectations.
3-u smile with tears in ur eyes & pain in heart when
your loved one hurt u first and then says sorry.
4-u think about that person alot whom u try to forget

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Gup Shup / Symbol creator to change your name on PJ
« on: September 15, 2011, 03:20:32 PM »
This Feature helps you to make your stylish symbols !
How to use:


just Press Alt + "Symbol Number" for creating symbols


Alt + 1 = ☺


Alt + 2 = ☻
Alt + 3 = ♥
Alt + 4 = ♦
Alt + 5 = ♣
Alt + 6 = ♠
Alt + 7 = •
Alt + 8 = ◘
Alt + 9 = ○
Alt + 10 = ◙
Alt + 11 = ♂
Alt + 12 = ♀
Alt + 13 = ♪
Alt + 14 = ♫
Alt + 15 = ☼
Alt + 16 = ►
Alt + 17 = ◄
Alt + 18 = ↕
Alt + 19 = ‼
Alt + 20 = ¶
Alt + 21 = §
Alt + 22 = ▬
Alt + 23 = ↨
Alt + 24 = ↑
Alt + 25 = ↓
Alt + 26 = →
Alt + 27 = ←
Alt + 28 = ∟
Alt + 29 = ↔
Alt + 30 = ▲
Alt + 31 = ▼
Alt + 32 =
Alt + 33 = !
Alt + 34 = "
Alt + 35 = #
Alt + 36 = $
Alt + 37 = %
Alt + 38 = &
Alt + 39 = '
Alt + 40 = (
Alt + 41 = )
Alt + 42 = *
Alt + 43 = +
Alt + 44 = ,
Alt + 45 = -
Alt + 46 = .
Alt + 47 = /
Alt + 48 = 0
Alt + 49 = 1
Alt + 50 = 2
Alt + 51 = 3
Alt + 52 = 4
Alt + 53 = 5
Alt + 54 = 6
Alt + 55 = 7
Alt + 56 = 8
Alt + 57 = 9
Alt + 58 = :
Alt + 59 = ;
Alt + 60 = <
Alt + 61 = =
Alt + 62 = >
Alt + 63 = ?
Alt + 64 = @         Alt + 65 = A
Alt + 66 = B
Alt + 67 = C
Alt + 68 = D
Alt + 69 = E
Alt + 70 = F
Alt + 71 = G
Alt + 72 = H
Alt + 73 = I
Alt + 74 = J
Alt + 75 = K
Alt + 76 = L
Alt + 77 = M
Alt + 78 = N
Alt + 79 = O
Alt + 80 = P
Alt + 81 = Q
Alt + 82 = R
Alt + 83 = S
Alt + 84 = T
Alt + 85 = U
Alt + 86 = V
Alt + 87 = W
Alt + 88 = X
Alt + 89 = Y
Alt + 90 = Z
Alt + 91 = [
Alt + 92 = ..
Alt + 93 = ]
Alt + 94 = ^
Alt + 95 = _
Alt + 96 = ..
Alt + 97 = a
Alt + 98 = b
Alt + 99 = c
Alt + 100 = d
Alt + 101 = e
Alt + 102 = f
Alt + 103 = g
Alt + 104 = h
Alt + 105 = i
Alt + 106 = j
Alt + 107 = k
Alt + 108 = l
Alt + 109 = m
Alt + 110 = n
Alt + 111 = o
Alt + 112 = p
Alt + 113 = q
Alt + 114 = r
Alt + 115 = s
Alt + 116 = t
Alt + 117 = u
Alt + 118 = v
Alt + 119 = w
Alt + 120 = x
Alt + 121 = y
Alt + 122 = z
Alt + 123 = {
Alt + 124 = |
Alt + 125 = }
Alt + 126 = ~
Alt + 127 = ⌂
Alt + 128 = Ç         Alt + 129 = ü
Alt + 130 = é
Alt + 131 = â
Alt + 132 = ä
Alt + 133 = à
Alt + 134 = å
Alt + 135 = ç
Alt + 136 = ê
Alt + 137 = ë
Alt + 138 = è
Alt + 139 = ï
Alt + 140 = î
Alt + 141 = ì
Alt + 142 = Ä
Alt + 143 = Å
Alt + 144 = É
Alt + 145 = æ
Alt + 146 = Æ
Alt + 147 = ô
Alt + 148 = ö
Alt + 149 = ò
Alt + 150 = û
Alt + 151 = ù
Alt + 152 = ÿ
Alt + 153 = Ö
Alt + 154 = Ü
Alt + 155 = ¢
Alt + 156 = £
Alt + 157 = ¥
Alt + 158 = ,,
Alt + 159 = ƒ
Alt + 160 = á
Alt + 161 = í
Alt + 162 = ó
Alt + 163 = ú
Alt + 164 = ñ
Alt + 165 = Ñ
Alt + 166 = ª
Alt + 167 = ▒
Alt + 168 = ¿
Alt + 169 = ⌐
Alt + 170 = ¬
Alt + 171 = ½
Alt + 172 = ¼
Alt + 173 = ¡
Alt + 174 = «
Alt + 175 = »
Alt + 176 = ░
Alt + 177 = ▒
Alt + 178 = ▓
Alt + 179 = │
Alt + 180 = ┤
Alt + 181 = ╡
Alt + 182 = ╢
Alt + 183 = ╖
Alt + 184 = ╕
Alt + 185 = ╣
Alt + 186 = ║
Alt + 187 = ╗
Alt + 188 = ╝
Alt + 189 = ╜
Alt + 190 = ╛
Alt + 191 = ┐
Alt + 192 = └         Alt + 193 = ┴
Alt + 194 = ├
Alt + 195 = ├
Alt + 196 = ─
Alt + 197 = ┼
Alt + 198 = ╞
Alt + 199 = ╟
Alt + 200 = ╚
Alt + 201 = ╔
Alt + 202 = ╩
Alt + 203 = ╦
Alt + 204 = ╠
Alt + 205 = ═
Alt + 206 = ╬
Alt + 207 = ╧
Alt + 208 = ╨
Alt + 209 = ╤
Alt + 210 = ╥
Alt + 211 = ╙
Alt + 212 = ╘
Alt + 213 = ╒
Alt + 214 = ╓
Alt + 215 = ╫
Alt + 216 = ╪
Alt + 217 = ┘
Alt + 218 = ┌
Alt + 219 = █
Alt + 220 = ▄
Alt + 221 = ▌
Alt + 222 = ▐
Alt + 223 = ▀
Alt + 224 = ,,
Alt + 225 = ß
Alt + 226 = ,,
Alt + 227 = ,,
Alt + 228 = ,,
Alt + 229 = ,,
Alt + 230 = µ
Alt + 231 = ,,
Alt + 232 = ,,
Alt + 233 = ,,
Alt + 234 = ,,
Alt + 235 = ,,
Alt + 236 = ∞
Alt + 237 = ,,
Alt + 238 = ,,
Alt + 239 = ,,
Alt + 240 = ,,
Alt + 241 = ±
Alt + 242 = ,,
Alt + 243 = ,,
Alt + 244 = ,,
Alt + 245 = ,,
Alt + 246 = ÷
Alt + 247 = ≈
Alt + 248 = °
Alt + 249 = ∙
Alt + 250 = ·
Alt + 251 = ,,
Alt + 252 = ,,
Alt + 253 = ²
Alt + 254 = ■         Alt + 0128 = €
Alt + 0130 = ‚
Alt + 0131 = ƒ
Alt + 0132 = „
Alt + 0133 = …
Alt + 0134 = †
Alt + 0135 = ‡
Alt + 0136 = ,,
Alt + 0137 = ‰
Alt + 0138 = ,,
Alt + 0139 = ‹
Alt + 0140 = ,,
Alt + 0141 = []
Alt + 0142 = ,,
Alt + 0143 = 
Alt + 0144 = 
Alt + 0145 = ‘
Alt + 0146 = ’
Alt + 0147 = “
Alt + 0148 = ”
Alt + 0149 = •
Alt + 0150 = –
Alt + 0151 = —
Alt + 0152 = ˜
Alt + 0153 = ,,
Alt + 0154 = ,,
Alt + 0155 = ›
Alt + 0156 = ,,
Alt + 0157 = 
Alt + 0158 = ,,
Alt + 0159 = Ÿ
Alt + 0160 =
Alt + 0161 = ¡
Alt + 0162 = ¢
Alt + 0163 = £
Alt + 0164 = ¤
Alt + 0165 = ¥
Alt + 0166 = ¦
Alt + 0167 = §
Alt + 0168 = ¨
Alt + 0169 = ©
Alt + 0170 = ª
Alt + 0171 = «
Alt + 0172 = ¬
Alt + 0173 = ­­
Alt + 0174 = ®
Alt + 0175 = ¯
Alt + 0176 = °
Alt + 0177 = ±
Alt + 0178 = ²
Alt + 0179 = ³
Alt + 0180 = ..
Alt + 0181 = µ
Alt + 0182 = ¶
Alt + 0183 = ·
Alt + 0184 = ¸
Alt + 0185 = ¹
Alt + 0186 = º
Alt + 0187 = »
Alt + 0188 = ¼
Alt + 0189 = ½
Alt + 0190 = ¾
Alt + 0191 = ¿
Alt + 0192 = À         Alt + 0193 = Á
Alt + 0194 = Â
Alt + 0195 = Ã
Alt + 0196 = Ä
Alt + 0197 = Å
Alt + 0198 = Æ
Alt + 0199 = Ç
Alt + 0200 = È
Alt + 0201 = É
Alt + 0202 = ,,
Alt + 0203 = Ë
Alt + 0204 = Ì
Alt + 0205 = Í
Alt + 0206 = Î
Alt + 0207 = Ï
Alt + 0208 = Ð
Alt + 0209 = Ñ
Alt + 0210 = Ò
Alt + 0211 = Ó
Alt + 0212 = Ô
Alt + 0213 = Õ
Alt + 0214 = Ö
Alt + 0215 = ×
Alt + 0216 = Ø
Alt + 0217 = Ù
Alt + 0218 = ,,
Alt + 0219 = ,,
Alt + 0220 = Ü
Alt + 0221 = Ý
Alt + 0222 = Þ
Alt + 0223 = ß
Alt + 0224 = à
Alt + 0225 = á
Alt + 0226 = â
Alt + 0227 = ã
Alt + 0228 = ä
Alt + 0229 = å
Alt + 0230 = æ
Alt + 0231 = ç
Alt + 0232 = è
Alt + 0233 = é
Alt + 0234 = ê
Alt + 0235 = ë
Alt + 0236 = ì
Alt + 0237 = í
Alt + 0238 = î
Alt + 0239 = ï
Alt + 0240 = ð
Alt + 0241 = ñ
Alt + 0242 = ò
Alt + 0243 = ó
Alt + 0244 = ô
Alt + 0245 = ²
Alt + 0246 = ö
Alt + 0247 = ÷
Alt + 0248 = ø
Alt + 0249 = ù
Alt + 0250 = ú
Alt + 0251 = ♥
Alt + 0252 = ü
Alt + 0253 = ý
Alt + 0254 = þ

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Jokes Majaak / exams on mobile..
« on: September 15, 2011, 02:51:24 PM »
Mat cheeno hum students se mobile,
hum akele rehne se bhut darte he,
lelo exam sms par hi,
kyoki yehi ton ek cheez hai jise hum man lagakar padhte hai  :D: :D: :D:

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ਸਾਡਾ ਦੇਸ਼ ਤਰੱਕੀ ਕਿਉਂ ਨਹੀ ਕਰਦਾ? ਕਿਉਂਕਿ


1. ਮੰਤਰੀ ਪੈਸੇ ਖਾਣੌ ਨੀ ਹੱਟਦੇ
2. ਪੁਲਿਸ ਵਾਲੇ ਰਿਸ਼ਵਤ ਲੈਣੌ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਟਦੇ
3. ਲੌਕ ਕੰਮ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਨਸ਼ੇ ਕਰਨੌ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਟਦੇ
4. ਮੁੰਡੇ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਛੇੜਨੌਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਟਦੇ
5. ਲੌਕ ਚੌਰੀ karno ਨਹੀਂ ਹਟਦੇ
6.ਲੌਕ ਚੁਗਲੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਟਦੇ
7. ਲੌਕ ਫੁਕਰੀ ਮਾਰਨੌ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਟਦੇ
8.ਬਿਜਲੀ ਵਾਲੇ ਕੱਟ ਲਾਉਣੌ ਨਹੀਂ ਹਟਦੇ
9.ਵੇਹਲੀ ਜਨਤਾ NET ਦਾ ਖੇੜਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਛੱਡਦੀ
10. ਲੌਕ ਬਾਹਰ ਪੈਸੇ ਕਮਾਉਣ ਗਏ ਵਿਦੇਸ਼ ਤੌਂ ਮੁੜ ਕੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਉਦੇ
‎11. ਲੋਕ ਬਿਸਕੁਟ ਚਾਹ ਚ ਡੁਬੋ ਕੇ ਨੀ ਖਾਣੋ ਹਟਦੇ
12. ਕੰਮ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਜਹਾਜ਼ ਦੇਖਣੋ ਨੀ ਹਟਦੇ
13. ਫੋਨ ਤੇ ਹੋਰ ਫਿਰ ਹੋਰ ਕਰਨੋ ਨੀ ਹਟਦੇ
14. ਪਾਣੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਰੋੜੇ ਮਾਰਨੋ ਨੀ ਹਟਦੇ
15. ਦੂਜੇ ਦੇ ਕੰਮ'ਚ ਲੱਤ ਫਸਾਉਣੋ ਨੀ ਹਟਦੇ
16. ਮਾੜੇ ਕੰਮ ਕਰਨੋ ਨੀ ਹਟਦੇ ਤੇ ਮਾੜੇ ਬੰਦਿਆਂ ਦਾ ਸਾਥ ਦੇਣੋ ਨੀ ਹਟਦੇ
17. 1100 ਸੈਟ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਟੋਨਾਂ ਬਜਾਉਣੋ ਨੀ ਹਟਦੇ  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:


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Gup Shup / Top 22 things an Indian does after returning from CANADA or USA
« on: September 15, 2011, 02:37:17 PM »
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.


21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.


20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.


19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.


18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.


17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead
of Seven Zero Four)


16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every
time he steps out.


15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts
in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)


14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but
deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).


13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.


12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee"
several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y
Zee(but never says Zed)


11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!!!!"


10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.


9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".


8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.


7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

6.. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is
experiencing it for the first time.

5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important


3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by
which he traveled back to India , even after 4 months of arrival.


2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll
the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one : 1.. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or
"When I was in US..." 

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Jokes Majaak / amli da nva robot..
« on: September 14, 2011, 02:13:16 PM »
Amli  ne ik nva Robot   kharideya ...jis di khasiyat c ki..... jerha v osde saamne jooth bole..osde oh THAPPAR  maarda c...

 Jado AMLI Robot nu ghar lai ke  aaya... taan ohne dekheya ke.. osda putt (Pappu) school ton wapis aa reha c...

Amli  -->>   Putt.. kitho aaya..??  :mean: :mean:

 Pappu  -->>   Bapu.. school ch extra class laga ke aaya c..!!  :blush:

eh sundeya hi robot ne pappu de ik thappar jarr dita

 Amli -->> :angr: sach sach dass...  kitho aaya..??Pappu  -->>film dekhan geya c..!!  Amli  -->> kerhi film..??

Pappu  -->>   3 IDIOTS..!!

 Robot  ne fer Pappu de thappar maar ditta..

Amli  -->>  sach sach dass..   kerhi film c..?? :thaa:
Pappu  -->>HASEENA KI JWANI..!!    :woried:
Amli  -->>   jado main teri umar da c...  main nahi kade edda diya filma dekhda c..!!  :cooll:

 Robot   ne hun AMLI de thappar maar ditta...   :loll:

 AMLI te Pappu diya galla  sun ke... AMLI di gharwaali (Billo) aaondi hai....

Billo  (Amli nu) -->>  tera hee Munda aa.. Jooth taan boluga hee..!!


 eh sun k hun Robot    ne Billo de thappar maar ditta...  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Pics / before and after in KHALSA roop (boys)
« on: September 14, 2011, 01:17:32 PM »












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Jokes Majaak / Yamla Jatt at muskan's house...
« on: September 13, 2011, 05:05:42 PM »
once Yamla Jatt becomes Vaccum Cleaner Salesman

and he knockd at muskan's home..

muskan opend it..

before she speak aything,,,..

Yamla Jatt
 rushed into her living room & Emtied a BAG of COW S*** on carpet...

muskan>>

Yamla Jatt -->>Mam!!  If i m unable to clean this upwid my powerful Vaccum Cleaner in 10 sec.. i'll EAT all this S *** ..!!

Muskan -->> Do u need chilli or tomato sauce wid this S***??  :happy:

Yamla Jatt>> why??  :woried: :woried:

muskan>> coz.. there's no electricity in da house :hehe:
 :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:


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Jokes Majaak / Silky cycle te
« on: September 11, 2011, 09:06:54 PM »
ik war SILKY Raat Ko Cycle Lekar Kabristan Me Ghus Gayi..

Dusri Side Se Bahar Nikli Aur Pasina Pochhte Huye Boli:  :whew: :whew: :whew:  Ye Kaunsa Road Tha?


Itne Sare Speed Breakers
 :D: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / mamu porposed lado
« on: September 10, 2011, 07:15:05 PM »
Once mamu Porposed Lado_rani :--

"I luv u, I was in luv with u frm the 1st time i saw u  :blush:
I can do anythng 4 u.
U are my first and last wish.
U r evrythng 4 me.
I wish we marry and live happily4evr.
Please don't say no to me.
U r my life from Now."  :whew:

Lado_rani :- "veere!  :sad:  :sad:Mainu enii angreji ni aundi

 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Silky vs T.T
« on: September 10, 2011, 06:00:22 PM »
T.T.:- ticket dikhao

Silky :- a lao ji___ :blush:

T.T:- eh tan purani hai__ :angr:

Silky:- te kanjra train kehra tere Peo ne hune showroom ton nami kadai a
 :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / PJ da Hospital..
« on: September 08, 2011, 10:01:47 PM »
Doctor >>> Lado
Patent's >>> mamu , Mr & MrsDhillon , Muskan & Amli , Supreet (_EcceNtriC_ ), Lovely Singh ( gagan kainth)
__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Dr. Lado PJ hospital vich G Kainth da check up kar rahi c....

Dr. Lado >>  hehehehe tut paneya... tera GURDA fail ho geya..!!
 Gagan >>>  :woried: kine number naal fail ho geya...??

Lado>>> tut paneya.. tu nalayak hi rahi..roo na...  :he: :he:
jaa ke ik waar blood test karwa aa... ferr main tera ilaaj karangi..??

Muskan>> Daktar beebi ....!! mera gharwala AMLI nakk vicho chuhe kadd ke khaanda hai.. enne chhittar khaa ke v... hattda nahi.. tusi dasso  ji isda ki kariye..??

Lado thora chir sochan ton baad 

Lado>> vee bhaine..!! tusi meri gal mano ta osdi NIKKAR vicho Lastikk kad devo.. saari umar hee nikaar chakk ke hee firda rahuga..!!  :he:  :he:

Muskan>>> OK  :blink:

muskan de jan ton baad patient Supreet PJ HOSPITAL vich  enter karda hai  te gagan nu uchi uchi rondeya dekhda a

Supreet>>>ki hoya amliaa..!! royi  kahto janda jwaaka waang ???  :wait:

Gagan>> blood test karwa k aaya bai dr. lado kehndi a ki ungli katni peni a

eh gal sun k supreet v usde naal uchi uchi ron lag janda a...

Gagan>>> tu kio royi janda a bai  :woried:

Supreet>>>   main tan URINE test kraon aaya ..!! 

Gagan>>:D:  :laugh: :D: :laugh: :D:

Dr. Lado ik patient nu dekh rahi hundi hai te achaanak ohna da puraana patent MAMU aaunda hai..

Mamu>>> Dr. ji..!! heart badlan ton baad mainu PAISE te DANCE achha laggan lagg geya ji..!! menu lagda hai ki ya ferr.. mere ch JWAANI dubara aa gyia  :excited: :rockon:

Lado>>>  hehehehee.. tut paneya.. tere jerha dil lgaaya hai.. oho KHUSRE da laya hoya a

Mamu>>  :104:  :104:

Mrs Dhillon.. Dr.Lado nu milke... ghar gaye te.....

Mrs. Dhillon>>>Suno ji, Dr. Lado ne mainu 1 mahina araam karn layi keha hai.. te kite sohne jahe HILL STATION te jaan nu keha hai..!!
Dasso ji..!! kithe chaliye aapa..? :blush:

Dhillon saab>>>  :superhappy: dosre doctor de kol

Mr.s Dhillon >>  :scared:












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Pics / sukh dhillon in happy mood
« on: September 08, 2011, 09:12:11 PM »
ah dekho ji apna bai sukh dhillon  bharjai naal gal karan ton baad kive khush hunda hai :hehe:
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