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Jokes Majaak / Je computer punjabi vich howe
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:34:27 AM »
 Je computer punjabi vich howe, ta option ki hon ge......... Send = sutto, Find= labbo, Delete = mitti pao, ctrl+alt+del = syapa hi mukao.

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Jokes Majaak / Nahi ye kamjori hai
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:33:07 AM »
Boy- chalte chalte yun hi ruk jata hoon main, baithe baithe kahi kho jata hoon main, kya yehi pyar hai?... Girl- Nahi ye kamjori hai subah shaam gulucose piyo karo.

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Jokes Majaak / sante di voti driver naal bhaj gai
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:29:20 AM »
 sante di voti driver naal bhaj gai lokaan ne puchiya hun ki karoge santa bhaji..
 
santa kenda karna ki aa yaar hun gaddi aape chlavange..

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Jokes Majaak / marjaneya main ta jalandhar kiraye te rehni aa.
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:27:32 AM »
 Boy to girl- sohniye tu mere sapneyan ch rehni ae, mere khyalan ch rehni ae, mere dil ch mere saahan ch rehni ae........... Girl - marjaneya main ta jalandhar kiraye te rehni aa.

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Jokes Majaak / tuhanu pta nhi school 7 vje lggda aa
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:26:23 AM »
 Teacher--tuhanu pta nhi school 7 vje lggda aa??
kid santa-- tusi fikar na krya kro sir, school shuru krwa dya kro..

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Jokes Majaak / karingri pa ke sutna va
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:25:11 AM »
 ik hathi te kirri khedd rahe hunde ne te kirri luk ke ik latt(leg)bahar kadd lendi hai te kirra ode kolo pushda hai ke tu latt kato kaddi va oh kendi hai ke mai hathi nu karingri pa ke sutna va

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Jokes Majaak / ya akh-mataka karn nu
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:23:04 AM »
Custmer- teri majh di ik akh kharab hai fi vi tu ehde 25 hazar mangda.... Man- tu majh dudh peen nu laini aa ya akh-mataka karn nu

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Jokes Majaak / mere kol ta 5 rupes hi aan
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:22:02 AM »
 ik banda khagoor te chadd janda va o upar poc ke mata nu ardas karda he ke mata menu dhale lade main tere 100 rp. da parsad cdauga te oh  jive jive  tale aunda janda hai oh pese(rupes.)kataunda janda hai jado dhodda jeha renda hai te kenda hai 10 da chadau te oh dhale dig janda hai te mata nu kenda hai ke dhake kato mardi aan mere kol ta 5 rupes hi aan

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Jokes Majaak / janaani kutt ditti
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:20:26 AM »
 ik vaar janwaran di party chal rah si te chuhe ne vi do peg jiada la laye te kaanto phullan te si

billi: je aj party na hundi taan main tainu kha jaanha si

chuha: ja chali ja ithon nahi lokaan ne kehnha sharaab pee ke janaani kutt ditti

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Jokes Majaak / Vekho Vekho aunde mere yaar magar
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:18:24 AM »
 Yo Yo Honey Singh Pamerian Previous level mix !
Asin rehne aa ni kuteyan ton darr k ...
jeba rakhi diya watteyan naal bhar k ...
mari moti gal nu nahi gauli da j mara kuta pe jave ....
Pehlan bhaji daaaaaaaa ......
Pehlan bhaji da ni fer watta chaki da ni jado kutta pe jave ...
Vekho Vekho aunde mere yaar magar ohna de kutteyan di sarkar ...

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Jokes Majaak / Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:14:28 AM »
 Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA .

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a
press conference:

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap
ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee
hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap
sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze
main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter
bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Bilva

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Jokes Majaak / dudh main p leya
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:10:27 AM »
 Santa- tommy ne meri kitaab kha lai
Mother- ohnu mere kol le k aao main os nu saja devaan
Santa- saja te main os nu de ditti, os d kauli wala dudh main p leya

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Jokes Majaak / Khotte de puttro
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:06:20 AM »
Ik admi di janani bahut moti [mera matlab motto] si. Ik din o station te vajan tolan vali machine te charhi.

Machine de vich sikka paya te ode vicho ik cheekh di awaj ayi te card bahar aya:
"Khotte de puttro - ik ik karke chdo

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 ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਇੱਕ ਅੰਗਰੇਜ ਬਸ ਵਿਚ ਸਫਰ ਕਰ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ.
ਥੋੜੀ ਦੇਰ ਬਾਦ ਉਸ ਨੂ ਬੜੇ ਜੋਰ ਦੀ ਖੰਘ ਆਈ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ, ਪਰ ਉਹ ਖੰਘਦਾ ਨਹੀ............??????????
ਕਿਉ.......
ਕਿਉ.......

 

ਕਿਉਕਿ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ ਲਿਖਿਆ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ, "ਅੰਗਰੇਜ ਖੰਘੇ ਸੀ ਤਾਈਉ ਟੰਗੇ ਸੀ.............."













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Jokes Majaak / 12 bor di kitho le ke awa.
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:01:21 AM »
 School ch ik bacha chaku le ghum reha c, teacher ne pucheya oye tu chaku le ke kyo ghum reha hai. Bacha kehnda ki kara sir greeb haan 12 bor di kitho le ke awa.

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Jokes Majaak / DUKAAAN TE KAUN AA??
« on: June 16, 2011, 10:00:01 AM »
 baniya on Death bed,"my wife r u there??"
wife,"yes m here.."
MY SON???????
son,"yes"
my daughter.. r u there???
beti-"yes dad m here.."
TAN KANJRO DUKAAAN TE KAUN AA??

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Jokes Majaak / french ya spanish
« on: June 16, 2011, 09:58:32 AM »
 ik vaar ik aadmi resturant jake chiken order karda hai
waiter kenda keda  french ya spanish
aadmi kenda jeda marji lai aa main keda gallan karniyan

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Jokes Majaak / sada kutta khuh ch dig gaya
« on: June 16, 2011, 09:57:09 AM »
 ik vaar santa kenda kal sada kutta khuh ch dig gaya te chekan mari gaya
banta kenda hun kidda oh
santa kenda theek he hona swer deya cheekan aaniyan band hogaiyan

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Jokes Majaak / 100rs mausam nava paa de
« on: June 16, 2011, 09:53:51 AM »
 ik vaar ik amli radio theek karwaan gaya mechanic kenda thoda radio ta theek a bas mousam di kharabi karke ni chal reha
amli kenda aa lai bai 100rs mausam nava paa de

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Jokes Majaak / bol main sher haan
« on: June 16, 2011, 09:51:53 AM »
 ik vaar ek sher guach gaya te uhnu labhan vaste japan di police da sahara lita but koi faida na hoya,fer america di police v na kuj saki te akhar sadi punjab police nu bulaya gaya fer ki c agle din uhna ne ik bandar fadeya te kut kut uhnu kah jaan bol main sher haan, bol main sher haan

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