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781
« on: September 12, 2007, 01:10:51 AM »
Some days i walk alittle fasterl;;;
just to get to class so;;;
i can s i t n e x t t o y o u
782
« on: September 12, 2007, 01:05:52 AM »
"Love sucks, but you gatta suck it up and try not to hurt anyone, including yourself"
783
« on: September 12, 2007, 01:05:06 AM »
Love is what i want love is what i need for a broken heart that is how i feed
784
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:59:37 AM »
Ik munda kuri nu puchchda hai" tera naa ki hai"?
kuri kehandi "meena" Kuri puchchdi "tera naa"?
munda kehanda "kameena" kuri kehandi" lagdey ta nahin"
munda "kol bitha ke vekh lao"
785
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:58:23 AM »
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins
for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my
grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
786
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:57:34 AM »
a person: (crying) the doctor called, my
mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes that person
cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Person: my sister just called, her
mother died too!
787
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:56:32 AM »
Friend: What are you looking at?
Pappu: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Pappu: four asterisks(****)!
788
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:55:42 AM »
One day a Santa talking with his friend....... Santa: We have to learn
Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why? Santa: We have
adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
789
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:55:01 AM »
Why does a Santa keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? They're there for
those who don't drink
790
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:54:06 AM »
One evening a Santa starts from office to home with pushing his scooter
manually. He met his friend on the way... Friend: why are you pushing your
scooter manually? Santa: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?'
Santa: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.
791
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:49:37 AM »
Santa and Banta opened a restaurant and placed a sign outside the restaurant - Closed 4 hours a day.
Simply because they knew numbering up to 3 only.
792
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:47:57 AM »
Boss, is peter ke bacche ne hamare saath gaddari ki hai.
Ajit: Robert , usay revalving chair me bita dho, patha chal jayega ki 'chakkar' kya hai...
793
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:46:41 AM »
A woman comes to Ajit for suggesting a name/s for her kids .
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
794
« on: September 12, 2007, 12:44:53 AM »
doctor went to a mental hospital. he was walking by a room and saw a guy holding his ear to the wall, so the doc went to that guy and pushed him aside and tried to listen so the doc put his ear against the wall and said i don't hear anything. that guy slaped the doctor and said i'm listening to this wall for 20 years i don't hear anything you just came and how the hell can you hear something.
795
« on: September 11, 2007, 11:20:16 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]I don’t believe in love because I still don’t have you !![!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
796
« on: September 11, 2007, 11:19:50 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff0000--][span style=\"color:#ff0000\"][!--/coloro--]I admit I were never the perfect one... I was never always there... I didn't make you smile at times but there is one thing I admit I did.. I was the best person I could be for you...[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
797
« on: September 11, 2007, 11:19:08 PM »
There is no greater happiness than having you...
and no greater bliss than sharing this life with you.
If I had one breath to spare...If I had just one moment to live...
I would be spending it with you
798
« on: September 11, 2007, 11:15:29 PM »
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever
799
« on: September 11, 2007, 11:15:04 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You canÃt have too many friends because then youÃre just not really friends[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
800
« on: September 11, 2007, 11:14:43 PM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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