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Messages - aussie_jatt_1987
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« on: September 12, 2007, 08:32:32 AM »
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
742
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:31:33 AM »
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
743
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:30:57 AM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
744
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:30:26 AM »
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
745
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:29:43 AM »
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from
746
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:29:01 AM »
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay
747
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:28:29 AM »
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
748
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:27:46 AM »
[!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
749
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:27:12 AM »
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
750
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:26:19 AM »
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
751
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:25:35 AM »
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
752
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:24:53 AM »
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
753
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:24:08 AM »
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer
754
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:23:20 AM »
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
755
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:22:42 AM »
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
756
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:20:38 AM »
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
757
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:20:03 AM »
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
758
« on: September 12, 2007, 08:10:44 AM »
Thx
759
« on: September 12, 2007, 01:57:55 AM »
You played hard to get, I chased you, got dizzy, and then fell for you..
760
« on: September 12, 2007, 01:55:58 AM »
Falling in love with you was the best idea I ever had
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