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« on: September 18, 2007, 06:08:57 AM »
Boy saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Boy: B.Com final year"
522
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:07:42 AM »
Santa: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die
Santa: No i will also live with ur sister.
523
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:05:56 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]SANTA bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
524
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:03:49 AM »
SANTA: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
SANTA: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
SANTA: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi
525
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:56:59 AM »
A guy saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
he got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"
526
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:54:52 AM »
Santa and banta go for a drive. . . . Santa- OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . . Banta puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..
527
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:49:58 AM »
Santa apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne mirror set kiya.
Ye dekhte hi SANTA gusse me bola -"Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA
528
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:47:57 AM »
[!--sizeo:1--][span style=\"font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]santa to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
FRIEND.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--] [!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
529
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:43:14 AM »
in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SANTA: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SANTA: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
530
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:39:11 AM »
Once Santa was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering :wait: -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?
531
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:37:43 AM »
Santa car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Santa - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi
532
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:36:17 AM »
Santa to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Santa= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
533
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:35:10 AM »
[!--sizeo:1--][span style=\"font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--coloro:#cc0000--][span style=\"color:#cc0000\"][!--/coloro--] [!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
534
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:32:45 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]After returning back from London, santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
535
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:31:35 AM »
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Santa: Any great man born in this village???
Santa: no sir, only small Babies!!!
536
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:30:06 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa ji Aapko logo ne kyu[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][a href=\"http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html\" target=\"_blank\"][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]n mara[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][/a][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--] ? Santa" yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
537
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:28:48 AM »
Santa:Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan:abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
538
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:26:43 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
539
« on: September 16, 2007, 10:11:28 PM »
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 liters
540
« on: September 16, 2007, 10:10:58 PM »
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a santa asks to ATM machine???????
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