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« on: September 25, 2007, 10:32:33 PM »
Love is like quicksand - the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out
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« on: September 25, 2007, 10:31:49 PM »
I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:42:27 AM »
Pati: film vich raat ek chudel delkhi, mere pichhe pichhe bhaji jandi c!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:39:01 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--] chuhe( mouse) ja rahe c samne to Hathi aa riha c ik chuha bolea "Pa le lama ehnu bade badmash nu" duja chuha bolea chal chad yar loki aakhange do jania ne ikala kutia[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:29:02 AM »
Life ho tu aisi . . . . Monday ko Dosty Tuesday ko Peyaar Wednesday ko Shadi Thursday ko Baraat Friday ko Fighting Saturday ko Talaq Sunday ko Rest Monday ko Next...!
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:26:20 AM »
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
Aare tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
427
« on: September 24, 2007, 03:16:36 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:14:30 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#008000--][span style=\"color:#008000\"][!--/coloro--]Santa to Amli: Yaar thodi jahi afeem devin kise nu deni hai. Amli: Oye afeem khake loki lende tan bahut dekhe ne par den wala tu hi milaya.[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:11:08 AM »
[!--fonto:Times New Roman--][span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:7--][span style=\"font-size:36pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#98fb98--][span style=\"color:#98fb98\"][!--/coloro--]Teacher: Explain Responsibility? Pappu: Madam ur blouse has 4 buttons, if 3 buttons break down the entire responsibility'll b on the 4th one[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:08:50 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola: O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...![!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:03:39 AM »
[!--fonto:Garamond--][span style=\"font-family:Garamond\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:7--][span style=\"font-size:36pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff00ff--][span style=\"color:#ff00ff\"][!--/coloro--]Santa di saali: Jijaji 500 Rs deo agley haftey dawangi. Santa: Tu 1500 le, magar hune ge[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:01:10 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]One night Jeeto's boyfriend asked her: Darling, r u free tonight? Jeeto shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged u before?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:00:13 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster at a Police station: Two White men wanted for Rape. Santa: These bloody goraas always get the best jobs[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:59:20 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha? Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:55:42 AM »
Doctor: I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual.
Banta: With bad news like that, what could be the good news?
Doc: The good news is I think you're cute
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:54:28 AM »
Banta to Thakur --Gabbar ney teri bhen da rape ka dita. Te oh puch rahi hai ki... Thakur: Ki puchdi hai? Banta: Puchdi hai ki Gabbar to Badla Laina hai ya payment
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:45:42 AM »
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry' He goes back home happily
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:39:36 AM »
SAnta and Bantawere sitting outside a clinic. SANTAwas crying like
anything.
BANTA,"Why are you crying?"
SANTA replied, "I came here for blood test"
BANTA," So? Are you afraid?"
SANTA,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the BANTA start crying.
SANTA was astonished and asked BANTA, "Why are you crying?"
BANTA, "I have come for myurine test"
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:35:23 AM »
A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long english class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:34:38 AM »
[!--fonto:Garamond--][span style=\"font-family:Garamond\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]hahah,eh reply ithen karan di ki lor c??? post hi new bana denda?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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