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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:20:22 PM »
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:12:13 PM »
santa singh: bolo bachcho" GADHA "
bachche: " GADHA"
SANTA: BOLO BACHO "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"
bache: "GADHA, GADHE DE PICHE GADHA"
santa : BOLO BACHO " GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA, US DE PICHE (BEHIND) MAIN"
bache: " GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE GADHAA, US DE PICHE MAIN"
princpal no bohat gussa aaundaa ki salaa santa ki padha reha hai
santa: bolo bachO " GADHA,GADHE DE PICHE GADHA ,GADHE DE PICHE MAIN,US DE PICHE SARAA DESH"
Principal ton reha nahi jaanda oh santaa no kehandaa hai aa ke mere room vich milo
santa singh room vich jandaa hai taan princi b gussa hon lagg pendaa hai ki tu ki padha reha hai
santa singh kehanda hai " sir main taa sirf spelling sikh rehaa si"
princi kehandaa hai kis de
santa kehanda hai
"ASSASSINATION " de
343
« on: October 01, 2007, 09:26:52 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]khada hoon kinare is zeel ke
sadiyan beet gayin zamane beet gayen
kiye the jo wadein dhadkano ne dhadkano se
woh dhadkan rook gayi woh vaade toot gaye.[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 09:23:36 AM »
[!--coloro:#ff8c00--][span style=\"color:#ff8c00\"][!--/coloro--][!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]soch ke e zalim teri woh bewafai ,
aaj bhi kabr ki mitti aansuon se bhig jati hein ,
socha tha chain se sounga kabr mein
par yahan bhi teri yaad satati hein .......................[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 04:16:14 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 04:14:23 AM »
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
347
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:12:56 AM »
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
348
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:12:20 AM »
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana..
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
349
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:11:35 AM »
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,
ho ja GANJI kar de sawera
350
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:10:43 AM »
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan parleti ho,
toh badboo yahaan par aati hai
351
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:09:54 AM »
Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan,
sooni haveli,
kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan....
352
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:08:55 AM »
Na o inkar karti hai na
o ikrar karti hai,kambakt
mere hi sapno me aake
mere dost se pyr karti hai
353
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:06:33 AM »
Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh…
Warna..
Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur
Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh…
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« on: October 01, 2007, 04:05:24 AM »
wo pade kya jise me dali na ho
nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho
wo ghar kya jise me ghar wali na ho
aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho!!
lolz
355
« on: October 01, 2007, 04:04:04 AM »
kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhoi thand pade hafte me
ek baar to nahana chahiye
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« on: October 01, 2007, 04:03:12 AM »
oon to hain hum BHRAMCHARI
magar
oon to hain hum BHRAMCHARI,
magar jahan dekhi NAARI
vahan AANKH-MAARI,
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se BHRAMCHARI
pat gayi to hamari,
varna phir se BHRAMCHARI
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« on: October 01, 2007, 04:02:21 AM »
Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hainâ
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« on: October 01, 2007, 03:55:11 AM »
Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to
Gadha PAHELWAAN…..
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« on: October 01, 2007, 03:54:16 AM »
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR†kehte hain
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« on: October 01, 2007, 03:53:06 AM »
chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar, door hai kinaraa
in maajoon se pooch lena, kya haal hai hamara
ab hawaein kareingi, roshiniyon ka faisla
jis diye main jaan hogi, woh diya reh jayega
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