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« on: October 04, 2007, 10:35:16 AM »
ja ta tainu sadma lagga a ja tainu
punjabi niaandi,lolz,jo b merya yarr aat karti ,mere dil di gal kehti
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« on: October 03, 2007, 05:07:19 AM »
hahahah hoooooooooooooooooooooohahahahhahahahiiiiiihahahahahhahheheheh
eheheheheehhhoooooooooooooooooooooohahhahahahha,
ah admin dekhlooooo hahahahahahahahaahha ,pehla jaa k corporate dey speel thekk kar,lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ,sada lucky admin hi fu__u a,ahhahhah.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 01:24:48 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 01:18:43 PM »
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money
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« on: October 01, 2007, 01:17:40 PM »
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
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« on: October 01, 2007, 01:15:51 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ffa500--][span style=\"color:#ffa500\"][!--/coloro--]Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 01:11:24 PM »
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:51:04 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:47:58 PM »
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:47:09 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ffa500--][span style=\"color:#ffa500\"][!--/coloro--]Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:43:52 PM »
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:41:17 PM »
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:37:49 PM »
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:36:00 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff8c00--][span style=\"color:#ff8c00\"][!--/coloro--]Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:34:27 PM »
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:33:30 PM »
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:26:57 PM »
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:25:45 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:24:33 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 01, 2007, 12:23:21 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
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