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Messages - aussie_jatt_1987
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« on: October 28, 2007, 08:29:55 AM »
ahah yarr eh koi kehan wali gall a hun kudiya hi mere tey line maaroogiya, koi munda maar key dekhey ta lattan na bhann du ahahaa
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« on: October 28, 2007, 08:26:24 AM »
bahana labhna ni painda ohh ta aap aajanda saadey kol hahah haha
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« on: October 28, 2007, 08:22:15 AM »
J@zz iron is ready for da rection but hope it isnt a NUCLEAR one, cuz i heard dat nuclear reaction nall dhamaka bhut hunda lol
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« on: October 27, 2007, 12:17:26 PM »
1 wari 1 sadhu 1 callgirl de kol gaya...sex kita te jaan lagga...
callgirl boli..BABA PAISE...
sadhu : chal pagli...tujhse thode lunga...
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« on: October 27, 2007, 12:16:19 PM »
[!--fonto:Garamond--][span style=\"font-family:Garamond\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Ik vaari jatt te bahman{pandit}went to a prostitute.First bahman did the job.when he came back he declared to jatt,''my wife is better''Its time for jatt to go.He came back and said ,''ye you are right your wife is better''[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 27, 2007, 03:40:10 AM »
aapney SASUR ka dulara hoon main,
aapni biwi ko bhi pyara hoon main,
filhall toh yeh sab sapney hai,
cuz abhi takk kuwara hoon main
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« on: October 27, 2007, 03:37:39 AM »
Tumsey mila main kal
toh mere dil main hua ik sound
Lekin aaj tum mili ho
toh kehti ho "FILE NOT FOUND"
Aisa bhi nahi hai
ki i dont like your face,
PAr dil key computer main ,
nahi hai enough "DISK SPACE"
Ghar sey nikalti ho jab ,
tum pehan key evening gown,
Too many requests sey ,
ho jata hai "SERVER DOWN"
Tumahrey liye pyar ki application ,
main submit kar doonga
,tum usey DEBUG karna ,
wait main karooga
tumahra intazaar karte kartey main so gaya,
tab pata chal connection "TIME OUT " ho gaya.....
Moral - Kudi no prpose karn li der na lao
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« on: October 27, 2007, 03:31:29 AM »
jab tum hastey ho
tooh aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehley bandar tha,
dekho gussa mat ho dost,
jab tum gussa hotey ho toh lagta hai,
aadmi aaj b bandar hai....l
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« on: October 27, 2007, 03:29:03 AM »
ek ladki thi deewani c,
mobile lekar chalti thi ,
sharma ke nazrey jukha key,
mobile main jaaney kya dekhti rehti thi,
shayad kuch karna tha usko,
par jaaney kis sey darti thi ??,
jab bhi milti thi mujhko ,
yehi poocha karti thi ki ,
yeh on kaisey hota hai,
yeh on kaisey hota hai????
aur main sirf yehi kehta tha ki ,
yeh mobile nahi TV ka remote hai ...ahha
HOWZ dat?
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« on: October 27, 2007, 03:25:36 AM »
kadam kadam par hawa ki ahhat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil sameh main b is dost ko yadd rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo jaroor aayegi ,
BAs dost apni naak(nose) saaf rakhna.
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« on: October 27, 2007, 03:14:17 AM »
na chemistry hoti na main student hota
nah yeh LAB hoti nah yeh accident hota,
abhi practical main aayi nazar ik LADKI,
sunder thi naak uski TEST-TUBE jaisi,
baaton main uski GLUCOSE ki mithas thi,
sanson main ESTER ki khushboo bhi saath thi,
aankhon main jhalka kuch is tarah sey pyar,
Bin piye hi ho jata hai ALCHOCAL ka khumar,
BENZENE sa hota hai uski presence ka ehsaas,
andhere main hota hai RADIUM sa ehsaas,
Nazarey mili REACTION hua , ahaha
kuch is tarah love ka production hua,
Lagney laggey uskey ghar key taraf Chakkar aisey,
Nucleus key taraf ho Electron jaisey,
usdin hamarey test ka confirmation hua ,
jis din us key DAD key saath introduction hua,
Sum key meri baat woh aisey ushal padhey,
Water main jaisey SODIUM bhadak uthey,
Woh bola pehchano aapni aukat,
IRON bhi kabhi mila hai GOLD key saath,
Yeh sun kar tutta hmara armano bhara BEAKER,
Aur hum chup rahey BENZALDEHYDE ka kadwa ghoot pee kar,
Ab uski yaadon key siwa hamara kaam chalta na tha,
Aur LAB main hamrey dil key siwa kuch jalta na tha
bruahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh;
i love this post much from all of ma otha posts , i copied this from otha site but most of it is edited by me
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« on: October 27, 2007, 02:52:59 AM »
sohne shsheya kismat buland teri
sohne dekh k tenu ghumand karde
asi rab nu keha sanu sohna bana de
rabb kehnda hun sohne banae hi band karte...
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« on: October 27, 2007, 02:48:56 AM »
Hanju saadi taqdeer
Asin hanjuan vich rul jaana
Asin umraan tak tuhanu yaad rakhna
Par tusin hauli-hauli sannu bhul jaana
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« on: October 27, 2007, 02:46:52 AM »
chamak husn di je chehre te na hove,
lalli rang ke kiti ta ki kiti......
kise din di khushi je karni hove,
din lang ke kiti ta ki kiti.............
SAJNA nu pehli vaar milan jana hove
gal sang ke kiti ta ki kiti......
Je kite peen da shauk rakhde hoo,
DARRU mang ke pitti ta ki pitti....
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« on: October 27, 2007, 02:44:01 AM »
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,
teri har ik kitti hoyigal saanu behka jaandi hai,
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun-jaan vich,
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai
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« on: October 27, 2007, 02:40:02 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]hahhahahaah nice joke waisey main pareya ni yarr ,tu post kita gud hi huna alolz ,and font size thora vada deya karo maharj and bold too easy to read k ,keep i tup ,[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: October 26, 2007, 12:36:44 AM »
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo
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« on: October 20, 2007, 12:26:21 AM »
glassi la tey groove ,
pao vhangrey manao aaj khushiya bhi sardeya nu saran deo ,
bruahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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« on: October 20, 2007, 12:15:29 AM »
p3ndu v3lly yarr aat karti buddy,nice to c yo posts in ere ,keep it up
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« on: October 19, 2007, 03:36:37 AM »
chall haiga ta hai bhave tikaney ni a lolz ,wat abt u ?? haiga??
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