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2961
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:43:08 AM »
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,
lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.
Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,
kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
2962
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:39:48 AM »
Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!!!!!
2963
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:38:11 AM »
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na,
Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na.
Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje,
Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na. ,,,, :love: :love: :love: :love:
2964
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:15:47 AM »
"Pakistani di mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich
Uffff! banda ki kare?
2965
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:12:05 AM »
Madam: what is ur name?
Student: kehra sada naa ni janda
Madam: Ur age
Student: Dil hona chahide jawan,umran ch ki rakhya
Madam: Ur address
Student: Do adde mitran de, ya theke ya thaane
Madam: In which class do u read?
Student: mehfil mitran di lagdi roz chubare.
Madam: ur hobies?
Studnt: Mitran nu shonk hathiaran da
Madm: Ur aim
Studnt: Ni tu jaTt di pasand jat ne vyoni aa
Madm: Uff! I m going
Studnt: Ghar tera labh lange, tu naa das ja mutyare…
2966
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:10:06 AM »
BAHUT KUCH DITTA EH RABBA TU MAINU,
BASS IK MEHARBANI HOR KARDE.
JA TAH MILAADE MAINU YAAR MERE NAAL,
NHI TAH BOTAL WHISKY DI MERE MOOHRE DHARDE......
2967
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:09:02 AM »
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo
2968
« on: January 07, 2012, 03:08:13 AM »
Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
2969
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:59:30 AM »
The names of movies shall be as follows:-
1. Munna Bhai MCSE
1. Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
1. Love in mIRC
1. Tere Nick
1. ID Mil Gaya
1. Chat To Kero
1. Ek Programmer Thi
1. Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
1. Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
1. Network Ke Us Paar
1. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
1. Aao Chat Kare
1. C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge
1. Programmer No.1
1. Mera Naam Developer
1. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
1. Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
1. Tera Code Chal Gaya
1. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
1. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
1. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai
1. Raju Ban Gaya MCSD
1. Client Ek Numbari
1. C ++Programmer Dus Numbari
1. Login Karo Sajana
1. Naukar PC Ka
1. 1942 — A Bug Story
1. Kaho Na Virus Hai
1. Crash Se Crash Tak
1. Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai...
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
2970
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:54:20 AM »
Girl: Is Suit Ki Kya Price Hai?
Salesman: 1500..
Girl: “Uff”..
Aur Wo Pink Walay Ki Price Kya Hai?
Salesman: 2 Bar “Uff” “Uff”…
2971
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:52:35 AM »
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!!!!!!
2972
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:49:39 AM »
JINA BOTLAN DE DATT AKSE HUNDE,
DARU OHNU VICHON KADE DULDI NA.
JINA MITRAN NAAL GUHRA PYAR HUNDA
YAD OHNADE DILAN VICHON BHULDI NA.
2973
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:46:12 AM »
Vich Hawa Kde Deeve Jagde Na Patjhad Di Rutt Ch Phul Kde V Sajde Na Bhull K V Sanu Kde Bhull Javi Na Pyar, Yaar, Te Sikke, Kde Gvache Labh De Na
2974
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:45:06 AM »
Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye Na Kujh Kehn Joge Reh Gaye Ohne Zakhm Hi Inne Gehre Ditte Assi Hanju Te Tanhayian De Raah Pai Gaye...
2975
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:44:29 AM »
Horan Wangu Ohnu Dil Cho Kadh Vi Sakde Si Ishq Da Boota Apne Hathi Vadd Vi Sakde Si Ki Kariye Majboori Nahi Kamjori Aa Oh Sadi Nahi Tan Duniya Vangu Ohnu Chhad Vi Sakde Si...
Shayari - shayarism.com
2976
« on: January 07, 2012, 02:42:35 AM »
Bas Ik Tamanna Rahi Ohnu Paun Di Koshish Bekaar Rahi Ohnu Bhulaun Di Ik Aakhri Umeed Eh Hai Je Meri Laash Naal Lipat Ke Roye Taan Ron Dena Yaaro Badi Hasrat Hai Ohnu Seene Naal Laun Di...
2977
« on: January 06, 2012, 02:07:28 AM »
THANXXX FOR SHARING US OF THIS MOST HISTORICAL THING...
2978
« on: January 05, 2012, 07:34:44 AM »
maiN duur chala jawaNga jadoN
apne-begaane dhooNdan'ge
ajj mainu deewana kehNde ne
kal eho deewane dhooNdan'ge
mere jaan pichhoN jad lok ohnu
meri barbaadi puchh baithe
ik bhe'd lukaavan de sadqe
oh kee kee bahaane dhooNdan'ge
jad mast hawa ne paa kikli
kise shokh ghata da ghund chukeya
us veley kise di masti nu
ro ro mastaane dhooNdan'ge
2979
« on: January 05, 2012, 04:38:50 AM »
aho 22...try kita te safal reha....tuc v try krke dekho.. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
2980
« on: January 05, 2012, 03:45:47 AM »
Sardiya suru ho gyi hai,Dekho ik samajhdar aadmi kiwe nahayega?
oo sise de age khda hoyega, pani sise te sutega te kahega "CHAK DE FATTE, aj pher nha lita". :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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