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Funny Videos / Re: How many times has this happened?
« on: February 28, 2009, 11:24:33 PM »
ki kariye... soja ni peya si... je koi yaadgari soja pehjande, fer vakhri gal si.

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Funny Videos / Re: How many times has this happened?
« on: February 28, 2009, 11:02:28 PM »
HAHA! bahut vadiya...

KuriPataka oh tun turi jandi si mohre?

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Funny Videos / Re: LOL! What the hell is this
« on: February 28, 2009, 10:57:36 PM »
haha mein eh film dekhiyo aa, its "Wanted Gurdas Mann - Dead or Alive".  Ehni jayada haseya wali ni, theek theek aa.  Ganey vadiya si ess film de jadon eh aayi si.

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Gup Shup / Re: threeeeeeee womens
« on: February 28, 2009, 10:50:38 PM »
PENDU, you have the correct answer.

This happens because everything comes down at the same speed of Earth's gravity (9.8 m/s/s). 

Je tusi ik 100 kilo da batta te 1 kilo battey nu utton ik dam sittungey, dono dharti te ik samey te pahunchuge.  This is all explained by Newton's law of Universal Gravitation.

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Help & Suggestions / Re: PJ Theme Suggestions
« on: February 28, 2009, 11:01:38 AM »
I gave new star icons (they show up under your username based on your posts) and new colors to vip, sub-admins and pj pariya and moderators.

Let me know who doesn't like their own color and suggest another color that you have in mind!

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Fun Time / Re: history of punjabi janta
« on: February 26, 2009, 10:43:51 PM »
Feb 8, 2008 Server Outage:
Ess tareek nu sada server janda lagga.  Sadi hosting company ne sara kuch reinstall karta galti naal bina kuch puchey.  Jadon mein ohna nu pucheya, ohna nu kuch pata hi ni si.  1 din baad jakey ohna ne daseya ke server tan ohna de kisey ullu kamey ne delete karta.  Mein keha hun ki hoyu, kehnde payi sanu sara kuch duvarti recover karna pehna.  Mein keha acha ji karo.

Mein sarey samey bahut shaant reha, kiyonki menu pata si galti hogayi hai, te gussey hokey gal kitey ni jani si.  Je mein larh pehnda tan shayad oh recover karne di gal vina kehnde.  Jadon sara kuch recover hogeya, 2 din baad, tadd jakey menu ik kora nawa server mileya, jehde te sara kuch duvarti install karna peya.

Kiyonki eh sari cheez nu mukamal hon layi bahut sama lag-geya si, mein bahut aukha hogeya si.  Ess layi mein ik public forum te sara pol khol ditta company da, te ki ki mere naal hoya.  Jadon oh company nu pata lagga ke mein sari duniya aggey kahani khol diti, ohna ne bahut koshishan keetiyan ke menu bevkoof, larhaka te zalil insaan sabit karan layi.  Par mein harek gal da thoss saboot ditta te ohna nu sareya samney benakab karta.  Ohna ne fer jakey PJ nu ik deal diti, jehde milan te mein ohna da pichcha chadeya.

Je mein eh sariyan gallan nu visthar tareeke naal samjhava tan 3-4 page likhdeva, kiyonki tu tu mein mein bahut hi jayada hoyi (company apni ijjat bachauna chaundi si duniya samney, te mein apni).  Bahut lokan ne sada saath ditta oss company khilaaf larhan layi honsla vajayi keeti.

Jadon forum duvarti setup keeta, sada 7 dina da data/info/posts guwach geya si.  Jinna kuch chalaya asin bahut dukhi ho ho key sara kuch chalaya (menu lagda 4-5 din sara kuch duvarti setup kardeya da laggeya). Pannu ne sara kuch test keeta, ess layi asin sarey Pannu de bahut dhanwadi aa. Mein akheer'ch ehi darkhas karunga ke sade Pannu Saab nu jayada tang na kareya karo jadon server da band vajj geya hove. Ohda koi kasoor ni hunda, te sareya ne jaan ohdi khadiyo hundi aa.

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Help & Suggestions / PJ Theme Suggestions
« on: February 26, 2009, 10:30:55 PM »
Please share your thoughts.  If you think anything should be different color, also let us know!

Mein kisey nu puchey bina badalta, kiyonki menu eh rang ik dam sujheya si te pasand vi aaya si.

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Pics / Re: Lao Mitro ahh check karooo Apni India di Ride....
« on: February 25, 2009, 09:10:07 PM »
Hara rang bahut sohna lagda, sade ghar chandi rangi kharhi aa, menu ehni khaas ni lagdi.

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Fun Time / Re: Call Of Duty 4 Remix - Tunak Tunak - Daler Mahindi
« on: February 25, 2009, 08:08:39 PM »
goreya nu Daler Mehndi bahut pasand aa.  Mera ik dost si college'ch ohnu bas iko Punjabi gana pasand si, Tunak Tunak Tunak.

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: February 23, 2009, 06:13:21 PM »
aho.

sawal hai: Ki tun bander aa?

ehda jawab bhavein koi "haa"/"Yes" kehdavey, fer vi galat hi hona!

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Gup Shup / Re: Punjabi Bhujaratan
« on: February 23, 2009, 06:11:10 PM »
gareeb di kandh te koi aashiq hi betha hona, ell akhan naal jhakda hona aala duwala.

Yaar teri bhujarat samajh hi ni ayi!


PENDU: tera reply janda lagga jadon server crash hoya si.

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Gup Shup / Re: ur faivorate catch phrase
« on: February 23, 2009, 12:30:03 AM »
mein tan bhun dayun bulla naaal akhrot!

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Gup Shup / Re: Where is that $1 - giving away free knowledge
« on: February 22, 2009, 11:07:23 PM »
Bahut vadiya Vikk. Nicely done.

Here was my answer:
This problem is deliberately trying to confuse people. We all agree that initially the share for each of the 3 friends is $25, to make the total $75.  But then with the discount, each of the friends get $1 back, so, to the friends, their share is now $24 each. So there is no missing $1, we must ignore that the waiter stole the $2, because we don't need to think about that for accounting.  To the friends, the $2 that waiter took are part of the bill.

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Gup Shup / Re: Your Fav. Dialogue
« on: February 22, 2009, 11:04:18 PM »
"Mein keha chah shah banayo, malai marke"
"roti thandi ho chali aa, aa ke kha laO"
"kade hass vi lia karo!!"
"tere dhid ch peerh hundi aa, mein jo marzi karaan"
"durr phittey munh"

--batheriyan filma'ch eh dialogue hunde

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http://www.pingalwaraonline.org

Dhan Guru te Dhan Guru de Pyare!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: college diya kudyia.... LOLZ>..
« on: February 22, 2009, 10:50:59 PM »
Vadiya gaya munde ne, awaaz hai te gal sach vi lagdi aa. ke nahi?

"mundeya de charche tan asin akser sunde aa, par kudiyan da chehra lukeya reh janda!"

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Fun Time / Re: kaun jyada phone karda a?
« on: February 22, 2009, 10:46:08 PM »
Eh vi koi puchne wali gal aa, kudiyan avagon phone kardiya.

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Funny Videos / Re: car advertising
« on: February 22, 2009, 04:17:19 PM »
Haha mein eh wali advertisement TV te dekhiyo aa.  Good one.

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Fun Time / Re: Three camels
« on: February 22, 2009, 04:15:11 PM »
Adhey adhey khayi jaan. Harek ganey nu 2 tukdeya'ch kardayo, apeyi harek oooth/camel nu 2 2 milgaye.

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Funny Videos / Re: Kid dances crazy at a Boston Celtics game on Jumbotron
« on: February 22, 2009, 04:13:04 PM »
Lol. Nahi, he's got very famous these days. He's not embarrased at all.

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