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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: April 01, 2009, 11:04:27 PM »
Panj kaleyana janwar/katta oh hunda hai jis utte panj dhariyan hon, matlab ke panj goley hon. Jayada taur te ik mathey hunda, do mohrliyan lattan te, te do shareer te.  eh bahut aukha sawal si koi pendu ja pashu palne wala kisaan hi jaan sakda si.

agla sawal: Oh kehda insaan hoya jis ne Sikh dharam de 6 Guru dekhe ne?
Who is the person that had the honour of being blessed by 6 Sikh Gurus?

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Gup Shup / Re: Giddha Bhangra Gold Cup 2009 in MH1
« on: April 01, 2009, 10:59:23 PM »
I was watching one of the bhangra matchups near Jallandhar, here are the results:

apj coll fine arts jallandher 160/200
ss gurdaspur 110/200
hmv jallandher 155/200

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Funny Videos / Giant Snake found at a water treatment plant
« on: April 01, 2009, 05:28:23 PM »
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDz5csHetjE&feature=bz302

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Forum Dehshiyat / Rules Regulations / The end of Punjabi Janta
« on: April 01, 2009, 06:51:32 AM »
Due to lots of internal problems, we have no other choice than to shutdown Punjabi Janta.  We hope you will understand why we are doing this.

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Help & Suggestions / Re: old mod removal tool
« on: March 31, 2009, 05:59:51 PM »
plz gs bhai ji solv this problam i am very sad for this

Yaar eh suljaun di gal mere bass nahi hai kiyonki Pannu nu hor bahut kam hunde ne, te oh bahut der ton hi nahi auna chaunda si.  Shayad tun dekheya nahi hona, par pannu ne apne app nu administrator ton VIP bana leya si 3-4 haftey pehlan.

Rahi gal baki bandeya di (punjaban kurhi and guddi), ohna di menu ghat samjh aa, par jithey tak mein parheya oh kehnde aa je pannu chad janda tan asin vini rehna.  Eh sarey bande pannu de dost pehlan, mere baad'ch.

Hun tun apeyi soch sakda eh suljaya nahi jaa sakda kiyonki pannu apni marzi naal auna nahi chaunda.

Mein das dinna eh sab kuch dekh ke changa ni lagda kiyonki eh sare bande jehde chadke gaye aa ehna ne hi Punjabi Janta nu ehna ucha pujaya.  Ehna de jaan da dukh sareya nu hai, par keeta ki jaa sakda.  Je ehna chon koi vi banda vapas murhda hai, ohna layi Punjabi Janta da darwaza hamesha khulla hai.

Akheer'ch ehi kehna chahunga, jo jo vi eh sarey keetey vich meriyan galtiyan hoyiyan ne, ohde layi maafi aa meri.  Nanak Naam charhdi kala, Tere bhaney sarbat da bhala!

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Fun Time / Re: ghane da jawab ghane ch
« on: March 30, 2009, 11:50:51 PM »
Har vele akhiyan tere rahan vich rehndiya ne
sun husan diye sarkare ni tenu kujh kujh kehndiya ne
teriya karan udeekan, bahan dildar diyan
haye lang na javan rutta tere mere pyar diya
aa kurhiye kariye ni do gallan pyar dian

- Bhinda Aujla - Rutta Pyar Diyan
agla lafaz: husan

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: March 30, 2009, 10:06:55 PM »
Hun tusi dasso..

Panj kaleyana katta keehnu kehnde aa?
Who do you call panj kaleyana?

hint: hun tan burhey nu puchna hi pehna

4868
Request / Re: help plz
« on: March 30, 2009, 07:40:54 PM »
Gunjan - Tum Mile (Cant Let You Go ft Kuftie MC)

Exclusive Hindi Single from back in 2005

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Pind di kudi ne tan hamla bol ditta, Punjaban Kurhiye bachla je bach sakdi aa, pind di kudi aa rahi hai modhe utte gift rakh ke... ajj ni khair!

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Request / Re: Does someone
« on: March 30, 2009, 05:47:32 PM »

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Help & Suggestions / Re: old mod removal tool
« on: March 30, 2009, 11:19:37 AM »
Grenade singh looka mad ne hona te fer hor ke karna......apniya man marjiya kar rahe ya....kese nu lah deta kese nu chara deta........na kese nu puch na gech k ke kar rahe ya ......saala looki jadi seyanap wartan lag pe ya....jo halat hage ya na ethe pj de din thori he ya ........ke aan da fayeda ethe jad ohh gal he nahi rahe.........


Ik cheez jehdi asin bhulde aa, eh sara kuch ghasmaan ghatan nu si.  Loki kehnde si jehde loki aunde hi nahi PJ te, ohna nu mod rakhan di ki lorh aa.

Asin keha theeka, asin ohna nu mod ton lah dinne aa.  Te jadon oh aun lagpayuge vapas, asin fer mod bana devange.  Ehni'k gal si.

Pannu ne khud ehda keeta.  Ohne apne administrator account nu VIP bana leya, ess karke kiyonki oh kehnda ohde kol sama heni.  Hun ehda matlab eh thorho ke jadon ohde kol sama hove, asin ohnu administrator nahi banawange.

Menu ni pata si lokan ne eh gal dil te lehjani.  Jidda ke mein ik network da Administrator hunda si, mein ohna nu apeyi kehta ke meinu Administrator na rakho, mere kol sama heni tuhade layi.

Menu raati pata lagga ke cheena kabooter ethey raat nu aunda, (jadon mein ethey ni hunda).  Mein tan socheya ohde kol sama heni si, ess layi ohnu vi mod ton lah ditta.

Par eh sari gal vich nadeem ne jo keha, oh sab ton theek hai ke loki adar/maan banava ke rakhna chaunde aa, bhavein oh aan ja naa aaan (ja jadon aan, tan ohna nu eh mehsoos na hove ke sanu loki bhulgaye).  Kisey hadd tak mein ess gal naal sehmat aa, je eh menu pehlan kisey ne samjhaya hunda, tan shayad eh sab kuch nahi hunda.

Jithey tak Velly Jatt teri gal aa, tun ethey bathera kuch post keeta, bahut der ton chat te auna, tenu bahut loki jande pehchaande aa, kisey nu koi itraaz ni ke tun mod aa. Je tun haje vi ethey auna chauna, PJ de layi haje vi kuch karna chauna, tan asin kaun hunde aa tenu hataun wale, sagon tun vapas Mod banke reh je tere kol sama hega.

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Help & Suggestions / Re: old mod removal tool
« on: March 30, 2009, 09:30:43 AM »
aman ne apna account delete kar ditta.
nadeem ne ve keha ohh apna account delete kar dena.
yamliye ne ve keha ohh apna account delete kar dena.
te mai ve ahi keh rahi ha ki mai apna account delete kar dena.

I understand that a lot of people are mad.  But please understand one thing: PLEASE DO NOT DELETE ANY ACCOUNTS (Aman knew this and he still did it, which caused a lot of pain to my heart and will cause even more pain to my brain).  I have spent hours and hours trying to fix PJ after admins delete any account.  If you do not want to use your account that is one thing, but deleting your account causes all sorts of horrible problems for my poor soul.  I honestly do not have that much time in my life to spare on fixing problems.

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Gup Shup / Re: did you know that....-ki tuhanu patta c...
« on: March 29, 2009, 11:08:21 PM »
did you know that 77% of the people are lying 55% of the time?

*if you can make sense of the above statistic, well done!*

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Tech Lounge / Re: Database platforms...
« on: March 29, 2009, 11:00:01 PM »
I think you are confusing 2-3 subjects. Or, I'm confused as to what you are actually trying to do. Microcontrollers/RF devices will not help you in any way with websites.

Punjabi-Bhangra is ours, but it is running on commercial software, using PHP language, MySQL database engine, Apache web server.  The sorting is a function of database engine, there are different ways to do sorts on different fields of data. Think of it in this way: Data is handled by MySQL, PHP makes the calls as to what data it wants, Apache is interface that is giving people the pages.  So yes, PHP is the most widely/easy language to use online, Apache the best server (not necessarily the easiest if you want to know its powers), MySQL is the most widely used quick-SQL database engine on the internet.  Oracle is the commercial if you are after database jobs.

Let me know what further info you want to know and be more specific as to what your project is about.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Medical ALERT!
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:42:37 PM »
I'm dying out here.   =))  (dying laughing that is)

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: nava recruit
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:40:50 PM »
I thought you live in Chandigarh, what do you speak there? English? Hindi?

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Introductions / New Friends / Re: nava recruit
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:18:56 PM »
Sat Sri Akal yaar.  tun eh nick kes khushi'ch rakheya?

User control panel is called "Profile".  Look it up on the top bar.

Kehdi game khed-dan mittra?

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Help & Suggestions / Re: old mod removal tool
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:16:57 PM »
Kerfufle purana PJ mod si.  Hun oh vichare kol ehna sama ni hunda, ess layi ohnu mod ship ton thalley lah ditta geya.  Menu pata oh samjhdar aa, ohne khud app eh suggest keeta hai.

oye who the hell thought about to cheena taking out of his position .... sharam karo saleyaooo... PJ da 4th number ta register karn wala member aa ohh... ta begening vich ohna saddi buhat help kitti hai... ta ajj vi help karda aa... bas ohda kol time nai hunda net ta auon da....... So i want you guys to put Cheena Back on his place..... before i take any action........

bas anna hi kahna chonda haan......


Mein tan kadey dekheya ni cheene kabooter nu online, par mein Guddi Tuttpeni nu vi pucheya si, te oh kehndi ke oh raat nu aunda.  Te tun khud keha ke "bas ohda kol time nai hunda net ta auon da......."

Fer vi loki ohnu mod dekhna chaunde aa, ess layi mein ohnu fer duvarti mod bana ditta hai.  Gussey hon di koi lorh ni.  Jidda dev ne keha si ke je koi gal hai tan sanu jaroor dasso.

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Gup Shup / Re: bridge between indian and srilanka
« on: March 29, 2009, 10:09:54 PM »
peche jehe tusi shaid suneya hove k NASA ney satellite rahi india te srilakna nu jorda bridge labheya,

ki pata oho myth sacha hove, jehra kehde hunde k Ram srilanka nu jadon gea c od ohdi seina ney bridge banaya hove


It's nothing new (nothing that wasn't known before a satellite sees it). We've known for so long that there is a connection between the two pieces of land, because of the amount of rocks/land that connects under the sea. This can be understood by reading about plate techtonics.  Here's a quick video:

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYVS_Yh6dTk

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Tech Lounge / Re: Database platforms...
« on: March 29, 2009, 09:59:43 PM »
I don't know what you were thinking when asking the question here, but if I wasn't here, I doubt you would've found an answer to this question.


Anyhow...

If you want to learn databases using baby steps, start with Access.  Access is easier because it can be controlled visually and most Microsoft Office installations already have it.

If you want to log data from an RF device, I'm thinking you're going to need an API.  I'm sure Java/C++ should have something (google searches should help you find a tutorial).  Java has JBDC (a connection layer to different database servers/engines) so you can get info collected there.

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