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Jokes Majaak / Re: Duniya
« on: June 07, 2008, 10:22:11 AM »
SARA MOHLLA DAAD DENE BAAR BAAR AAYE..
SUNA HAI BEKHUDI ME HUM KISI DADAA KO MAR AAYE.....
AJI KYA KERU KI DONO KI SHAKLE MILTI HAI ??????????? KABHI SAALI PE PYAR AAYE KABHI GHARWALI PE PYAR AAYE !!!!!!!!!!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: khat......
« on: June 07, 2008, 10:12:17 AM »
Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty

Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension

Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi

Saali is Pataka, Wife is Dhamaka

Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool

Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi

Saali is Fresh cake, Wife is earth QUAKE

5663
Jokes Majaak / Re: sau ke note...
« on: June 07, 2008, 10:06:41 AM »
BAHUT SAKHT GARMI HAI PANKHA CHALA DO
HALAQ SOOKHTA HAI MUJHE KUCHH PILA DO.

YE KYON TUM SAVERE SE ROOTHI HUI HO
ZARA PAAS AAO ZARA MUSKURA DO.

HAR IK SUBAH MUJH SE RUPAYE MANGTI HO
BAHUT HO GAYA AB YE SYSTEM HATA DO.

IJAAZAT AGAR HO TO THODI PEE LOON
ZARA PYAZ KE KUCHH PAKAUDE BANA DO.

YE NAUKAR BHI KAMBAKHT IK DARD-E-SAR HAI
GHADI PAL MEIN KAHTA HAI T.V CHALA DO.

MISES LALWAANI KI HIMMAT TO DEKHO
MUJHE KAH RAHI THEE KI RIKSHA BULA DO.

CHALO HO GAYE DIL KE ARMAAN POORE
BAHUT KAH RAHI THEEN CINE-MA DIKH DO.

BAHUT ACHHA LAGTA HAI JAB 'VASL' MUJH SE
WO KAHTI HAI MOPED PE APNI GHUMA DO.

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Fun Time here!!
« on: June 07, 2008, 10:00:56 AM »
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum is baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehati,tum us baat pe wo kehati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Aaj aasmaan main taare......
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:49:43 AM »
ahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahah sis ji bhot jada funi c lolzz

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:43:38 AM »
tuhada welcom sis ji hug:) hug:)

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sau ke note...
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:43:02 AM »
ahahhaahhahahahaahaahahhahahahahahahah

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Jokes Majaak / Re: khat......
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:42:06 AM »
haahahahhahahahahahaha sis ji

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Ajj kal da Collegiate Amli Munda te Kudi
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:40:46 AM »
sis ji ah wala main sunya a par funni c lolzzz

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Hisaab kitaab GF & BF da
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:40:00 AM »
ahahhahahaahhahahaha nic sis

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Jokes Majaak / Re: funny ashar
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:38:44 AM »
hahahaha sis ji is to phala wala jada funni a hahahahahhahah

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Knowledge / Re: question of the day
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:37:46 AM »
Nankana Sahib

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Shayari / Re: chahat
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:32:30 AM »
Tere Saaha Vich Ni Saa Lainda,
Rabb Vangu Ni Tera Naa Lainda,
Bazi Zindagi Wich Main Jitiya Na Haara Ni,
Ishq Samundar Doab Gai Na Koi Dise Kinara Ni.

Tere Piche Kaiyan Naal Vair Vi Main Paiye Si,
Muho Nikle Har Ik Waak Nu Shudaiyan Vang Pugaye Si,
Har Ik Tera Wadda Sochi Da Jehda Lagda E Hun Laara Ni,
ishq Samundar Doab Gai Na Koi Dise Kinara Ni.

Tu Has Has Gair Balaundi Rahi Asi Oh Vi Dekh Ke Jarde Si,
Tu Ki Jane Mithiye Asi Kinj Jeunde Si Te Nit Marde Si,
Jeet Aad De Naal Tu Eh Ki Kita Kaara Ni,
ishq Samundar Doab Gai Na Koi Dise Kinara Ni.

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Shayari / Re: Mohabbat bhi ajeeb si hoti hai
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:28:42 AM »
 Pagel:)Intezaar da jo meetha dard ditta ae tu,
Mere te bada ehsaan kitta ae tu,
E kambakhat hichkiyaan vi nahi aundiyaan,
Jo lagge ki yaad kitta ae tu
Pagel:)

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Shayari / Re: love
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:27:19 AM »
Dekhiya osne jad aapni tirchhi nazar naal
asi ta yaaro madhosh hi ho gaye
jad pata lagiya ohna di nazar hi tirchhi si
asi ta yaaro behosh hi ho gaye
pehla has has bolde si asi vi ohde naal
hun pathara vaag khamosh ho gaye
  :;) :;) Pagel:)

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Shayari / Re: de rabba mainu saah ik hor
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:25:04 AM »
ek ddabe de malik kolo,ek gahik eyo puchhiya jaye
kyon bai sajan eh das mainu, daal ate phulka ki bhaa aa
ddabe wale otar dita, vadhiya khana saste bhaa aa
15 rupee da ek phulka, daal mufat koi jini khaye
eh sun dat ke beh gaya gahak,hun oh eda hukam chalye
changa ta phir ek patila, sirf daal hi deyo khavaye
Pagel:) Pagel:)

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Shayari / Re: mar ke sanu bekasoor ho gaye
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:11:39 AM »
Ajj fer teri yaad aye hai
Dil vasde Gam ne lai angrai hai

Teri Dunia vich bhir hai Char Chufere
Meri Dunia vich bas Tanhai hai

Hosh vich rehan di ik koshish ne
Maikhane di rah dikhai hai

Tera Ishq si meri Haddi.n rachia
Iss ajj vi meri Dunia Rushnai hai

Chand nu vekh Chakor Aah bhardi
Sadi Aah nikhle ta Rusvai hai

Sadde Hadda.n nu kha giya Ishq tera
Mehak Ishke di Haddi.n rachai hai

Tenu mil gaye ne Sajan nave
Rishi de karma.n vich Judai hai

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Shayari / Re: Beeti hoyi kahani
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:09:47 AM »
Main naina de boohe khol ke
tera intzaar kardi rahi
Tu kade fera na paya sajjna
main phull rahvaan teria ch dhardi rahi
Ishq de aag vich sadne da
eh ta mera sawaad c
Main ta tere picche be-aareth hi
karni eh jind barbaad c

5679
thanks sis ji

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Shayari / Re: dil da haal
« on: June 07, 2008, 09:08:18 AM »
Mai punnia di raat da ki karna
meri ta har raat massia to ve kali a
Jihra dhoka milia a nva-nva
eh bhulda nai mainu hali a
Paagal jhalli kamli mai
jo punnia de chaan nu kosdi rahi
Mera chaan hi sab to sohna a
main ta harpal ehio sochdi rahi
Ek chaan c jo amber da
jo harpal dil mera tharda reha
Ek chaan jis nu aapna bnaya c
oh pitth picche hora te jind vaarda reha
Amber de chaan vichle daag nu
mai hamesha thukraya c
Par mere chann de dil vichla daag
mainu kade nazri na aaya c
Hun samjh nai aaundi kive kahan
amber de chaan tu hi sohna a
Te punnia di raat nu bhar joben te
tu lagda bada hi manmohna a

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