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Fun Time / Rav Dancing :p
« on: February 04, 2010, 03:46:35 PM »
SO HERE U GO .. FO FIRST TIME
U GUYZ GANNA C RAV DANCIN LOL
SO DNT BE JEALOUSE IIGHT
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Introductions / New Friends / Happy Bday Laddo
« on: January 28, 2010, 06:42:56 PM »
So Finally Ajj Tera Real Wala Bday A :p

So Happy SHappy Bday .. Rab Tanu
Laddo Wang Mithi Rakha :hehe:

nd Keep Smilin Putt Me & RAV Wubh Ju Bhoot Sara











FRom  ME & RAV

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Shayari / My Own :D hehe
« on: January 08, 2010, 12:51:24 PM »
Pyar Da IzHaar ke Kita.
Oh Sadi Jaan He Ban Bathe,
OH Ta Jhootha Wada Karda Rahe,
Par Asi Nadan APne Sah Be Uda Na Kar BAthe
Ohna Injh Todhya Sade Dil Nu,
Jida Koi Sheesha Bi Na Tode,
Hun Ina Tukde Ho Gaye Dil De,
Ohnu Koi Jodhe Tan Kida Jodhe,,



hehehe aho Main be kadi Kadi rola Pa Landi Hundi :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Question .. Plz Jaldi Ans Dayo Bhoot Jaroori A :(
« on: January 06, 2010, 09:37:09 AM »
itha Cultural Day [i fink i spell it wrong nywayz]

nd manu punjabi subaychar bara info chidi .. so plzz dasso
uda wich kee ke anda plzzz fast bhoot jaroori a


thankx

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Birthdays / Happy BDay :p
« on: January 01, 2010, 11:36:21 PM »
Happy Bday To Me  :hehe:

Main Sochya Tusi Sara Tan Bahla Deeth A  :pagel: Main Apa Wish Kar Lava
its 00:00 SO mera Bday Start Ho Gaya :pagel:

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Help & Suggestions / Question Plz ANS :(
« on: November 25, 2009, 10:59:31 PM »
Question c bhooot jaroori ik .. ah +6 tan chal manya mila since m so nich ... ah -4 kis gadha na dita a oh jara muhra ayo :waitin: :waitin: main thoda time aye kee nai ina na meri -4 da dita  :angr:.. ayo jara muhra ah kada surma jam paya - point dana wala :waitin:  :angr: main lava udi class jara ku :angr: :angr: hun jaldi muhu futo ah kis ullu da patha da kam a :angr: m wairing  :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:

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Shayari / shayar by G PaTneRz LoLz
« on: January 28, 2009, 05:15:15 PM »
soch soch ka ava demag ta jor nai paye da
kari da ohi jo dil sada chida..
dunya di soch ka nai chup bah jai da..
kari da ohi jo dil sada chida


gal di na kariye ena loka ch
loka age kade majak ni banai da
bhame lakh kare koi gal dil di
kade apne dil da bhet nahi guwai da
ik muh te mithey te duje dage waj
eme jehe loka nu yaar ni bani da
kari da ohi jo dil sada cahida


banya ja rista koi
marda dam tak neebai da ..
kari da nai dokha otha
jitha dil nu lagai da..
kada sochya da nai jitha ban jaan rista..
ja pava sochna tan kada rista nai bani da
kari da oh jo dil sada chida

betha karda udeek o din di
jado anke ke gal na lamegi
e sunne suneya sadra vich
ake pyar da mehal banamegi
ik dil kare mang lama rab kolo
jehde mange te sab kush payida
kari da o jo dil sada cahida



kk its ryten by ☠ °gคภgรтค jคттเ°☠
 nd __GคரGรтă___jคтт__ jus majak majak wich likhda c nd ah ban gaya i guess jus let us know if u guyz like it

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Gup Shup / icone :D
« on: January 27, 2009, 03:28:26 PM »





































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Jokes Majaak / bollywood film star workin fo call center
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:23:02 PM »
Amitabh

Amitabh:

Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care hain...

Customer:
(angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER

Amitabh:

Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.


Dharmendra

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..

Customer: I need help

Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...

Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless

Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..

Customer: What!!! I need your manager

Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna


Shatru

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...

Customer : How dare you speak like that

Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!


Asrani

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya

Customer: I lost my invoice

Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor hain..haahhaaa


Kestu Mukherji

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye...

Customer: hi

Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ...tumko kya problem hai

Customer : I have not received my product

Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...


Bindu

Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.

Customer: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...


Shakti

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu

Customer: I need your manager

Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...munna hooon..


Mehmood

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo

Customer : I am not devi

Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...


Ajit


Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai... May I know your name please

Customer : Mona

Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya

Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER

Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to hamein manage kaun karega...


Gabbar

Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye

Customer : I want to buy a product from your company

Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re

Customer : $ 10.00

Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai


Prem Chopra

Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...

Customer : I lost my invoice I need one

Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle


Rajkumar

Rajkumar : Jaani ... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna

Customer: I lost my invoice

Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi

Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager

Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...


And at last ...The King Sharukh

Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Customer hung up the phone...
 hih hih hih hih hih

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Jokes Majaak / scrollbar
« on: January 27, 2009, 02:15:05 PM »
check it out hih hih

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Jokes Majaak / Pathan And The Ship
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:59:53 PM »
Pathan And The Ship

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,

"Allah-u-Akbar"







And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea. hih hih

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Jokes Majaak / Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:54:55 PM »
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,

Banta Singh


 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

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Jokes Majaak / Names of our IT organizations! What do their names mean!
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:49:00 PM »
Names of our IT organizations! What do their names mean!
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go
16. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lackluster
17. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.
18. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees. hih hih hih

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Jokes Majaak / 1 Chutki
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:41:21 PM »
1 Chutki
NASWAR ki qeemat tum kya jano

Pathan k ser ka taj hoti hai
1 chutki NASWAR

Har pathan kay pass hoti hai
1 chukti NASWAR

Har pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR

Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR

Diferent colors main dastiyab hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR

Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR

Pathan bhai ka petrol hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR

Plastic or rubber band k sath hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR

Aur kuch nahi bas 1 Chutki NASWAR



i didnt find it funny maybe some else would :S

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Jokes Majaak / Extreme of .......
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:37:41 PM »
Extreme of Fashion..
Dhotti with Zip.

Extreme of Secrecy..
Blank visiting Card..

Etreme of Stupidity.
Looking through a keyhole of a Glass door..

Extreme of Dehydration..
A Cow giving milk powder..

Extreme of Kanjoosi.
A man after accident lying on the road
giving miss calls to EDHI.. hih hih hih hih

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Jokes Majaak / JOKEZ
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:25:02 PM »
Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.

Santasingh : What is he studying there?

Banta : Oh!!! he is not studying. They are studying him!!!

************************************************** ***************

Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend.

SARDAR: Saala, kal raat maine 3 ghannte ki aik english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikha, aur na hi koi awaaz sunni.

FRIEND: picture ka naam kya tha???

SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"...

************************************************** ***************

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".

Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata".

************************************************** ***************

Sardar: main app se shaadi karna chahta houn.

Girl: laikin main appse 1 saal baree houn.

Sardar: Oye No problem Soniye, I'll Marry You Next Year.

************************************************** ***************

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend : why didn't you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

************************************************** ***************

A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!

************************************************** ***************

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! hih hih hih hih

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Jokes Majaak / No Ears
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:18:24 PM »
No Ears
A guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

2nd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."

Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."

This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."

3rd guy walks in for his interview.

The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"

The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."

The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"

3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." :bes: :bes: ")) hih

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Help & Suggestions / who did it :A@
« on: January 20, 2009, 03:47:10 PM »
☠ °gคภgรтค jคттเ°☠
PJ Pariya
Sarpanch/Sarpanchni


Okat: +2/-3
 Online

Posts: 3801


ah okat -3 kina kiti nd y X( X( X( X( X( X( X( X( X( X( marro; marro; marro; marro;
 

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Gup Shup / TopIc ChoR of Pj
« on: January 16, 2009, 10:42:20 AM »
Who Choring MorE tOpIc On Pj LoLz Ova Ta PaTa Par sHaRam KisA IzaaM loNa  MaNu ChAnGa NaI laGdA sAnG a JaNdi LoLz sO VoTe  hih hih hih

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Shayari / My ShaYaRi :P ☠ °gคภgรтค jคттเ°☠
« on: January 15, 2009, 12:55:52 PM »
My Shayari :D .. ItS noT Tht good bUt HopEfullY U GuYz WiLL LiKe it .. If U dNt ThaN iDk LoLzz IIGht ThaNkz fO RAdIn tHOu


TuHaDi DhaNwAdi
SHaNNo AkA GANgStA JaTTi

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