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Jokes Majaak / dnt do this public place...

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:42:16 AM »

Train main ek husband apni khoosurat wife se: Tujh se shadi kar ke pachta raha hoon, dil karta hai ki tujhe kutton k aage daal doon.
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Samne wala passenger: waoo waoo waoo waoo :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Classic insult:-...

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:39:10 AM »

Classic insult:-
at a dance party

Sarpanch : will u dance wid me?

Girl :main bache k saath nahi nachti .
sarpanch: oh sorry,mujhe pta nhi tha k aap pregnant hain.

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Jokes Majaak / fact about taj mahal....

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:36:39 AM »

We know Taj Mahal
as a symbol of love
But the other lesser
known facts
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1. Mumtaz was shahjahan’s 4th
wife, out of his 7 wives(great)

2. Shah Jahan killled mumtaz’s
husband to marry her (excellant)

3.Mumtaz died in her 14th
delivery(wow)

4. He then married Mumtaz’s
sister(amazing)

Where d hell is
LOVE ?…
:14: :14: :14:

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Jokes Majaak / admin..

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:33:53 AM »

The only thing I learnt
After being an Admin(as a boy) is that
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How to control yourself
From sending friend request
To beautiful girls :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sharabi pj sarpanch...

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:32:31 AM »

hahhahahhahahahahha kus ta kita tu

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Shayari / "ਸੁਪਨਿਆ ਨੂ ਦਿਲ ਨਾਲ ਦੇਖੋ,

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:29:20 AM »

"ਸੁਪਨਿਆ ਨੂ ਦਿਲ ਨਾਲ ਦੇਖੋ,
ਦੇਰ ਨਾਲ ਸਹੀ,ਪੂਰੇ ਜ਼ਰੂਰ ਹੋਣਗੇ....."

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Jokes Majaak / sharabi pj sarpanch...

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:27:35 AM »

SHARABI sarpanch suhaagraat waale din apni patni nu........

sharabi sarpanch - sohniye tenu apne do bullan naal kuch kar k dikhavan .

patni - haaye main mar javaan karo ji ...

sharabi sarpanch - buuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / 7 Stages in a womans life-...

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:25:12 AM »

7 Stages in a womans life-

1.Infant

2.Baby

3.Miss

4.Vry Young Woman

5.Young Woman

6.Young Woman

7.Young Woman..

Becoz She nvr admits dat she is old :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / japneet brar te osda husbnd...

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:23:33 AM »

japneet:-"maa mera inse jhagra ho gya main 2 hafte ke liye mayke aa rahi hun."

maa:-"sun re tu toh use inam de rahi hai jabki use punishment milni chahiye..aisa kar tu vahin reh main 2 maheene ke liye vahan aa jati hun.." :D: :D:

ha ha ha ha

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Jokes Majaak / urmysunshine da bf...

« on: August 29, 2011, 10:20:40 AM »

urmysunshine dialed her own number from her b/f cell to see her name saved in list like baby or sweetie or darling, she was shocked to see..........
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RAMESH PLUMBER!!! :D: :D: :D: