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Gup Shup / yaar tuhanu prblm ki aa mere nal..
« on: October 06, 2011, 11:59:47 AM »
yaar eh ki nawa panga roj roj mainu ethe aae nu kine din ho gae te lok mainu msg kar k keh rehe ne k mai kal pj te ohnu galt msg karda hud aa yaar ki bakwas aa.mai ta pj te auna v nai chunda fer v tusi jeen nai dende so plz mera acount dlt kita jave ..
baki admin nu sarm cahidi aa jo meri id eve use kar k mainu badnam kar rehe ne j kise nu mere nal rblm aa ta mainu daso ..

plz j hon kise ne eve kita ta mere tu bura koi nai..

chano na ta mai tainu koi msg kita na mai eve da haan baki jine tainu keh ja msg kita ohnu keh mere nal gal kar ..

ik peo de bano te sarm karo meri id dlt karo plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Introductions / New Friends / gs saambh apna pj mitra...
« on: September 18, 2011, 08:38:52 AM »
lai bai gs teri jid c k mai mc tiu maafi manga but mai maafi kyu manga jad k galti ohne kari ..
baki es punjabi janta nu mai giinzy te aman ne suru kita c tu hauli  :13:hauli sab nu etho kad dita ..
aman gaya
giinzy gaya
aaj mai v chala muabark tainu tera pj..
but ik gal soch lai j asi pj chala sakde c te kise hor site nu v chala sakde aa ..

baki apni galti tu tu ta kus sikhna nai but asi bhut kus sikh k chale aa khush reh

kade milge fer tc ssa

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Shayari / kalyug da pyar....
« on: September 18, 2011, 08:19:35 AM »
Aaj kal da pyar dekh lo,
ja bahute kaul karar dekh lo,
mitti de sab bane ne,
bahve kar partal dekh lo,
aaklan na dekhan shaklan eh,
filma diyan karde naklan eh,
na ghar de na ghat de,
hoye sharam shar dekh lo,
pehla pyar kuch hor hi,
dil jihan vich ik chor c,
hun dil ch hor jinha ch hor,
chora di bharmar dekh lo,
oh churian kut liundi c,
oh kache te tardi aundi c,
hun motor cara te gadian te,
ishq da hunda vipar dekh lo,
udo kasma vade sache c,
udo pyar mohabat sache c,
tahnia ch kar aram rahia,
kalyug da pyar dekh lo,
ithe kaun kidhe lai marda hai,
pehla jholi apni bahrda hai,
deep pyar de jagai baithe,
jhali jeet dekh lo,
aaj kal da pyar dekh lo,
jad naag ishq da larda hai,
apne hi tenu dobnge,
bahve kar aitbar dekh lo,

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ਮਾਸਟਰ: ਸਮੂੰਦਰ 'ਚ ਨਿਬੁੰ ਦਾ ਦਰਖਤ ਹੋਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਤੁਸੀ ਨਿਬੁੰ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਤੋੜੋਗੇ..?
ਟਿਂਕੂ: ਚਿੜੀ ਬਣ ਕੇ... ...
ਮਾਸਟਰ: ਆਦਮੀ ਨੂੰ ਚਿੜੀ ਤੇਰਾ ਬਾਪ ਬਣਾਉ..?
ਟਿਂਕੂ: ਫੇਰ ਸਮੂੰਦਰ 'ਚ ਦਰਖਤ ਤੇਰਾ ਬਾਪ ਲਾਉ

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Jokes Majaak / marda hoya mirza ki kehda....
« on: September 18, 2011, 03:19:43 AM »
Marda hoeya MIRZA bol pyaa
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●-▬► HOSPITAL le jaao saleyo ki ptaa bach jaava  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / boyz kameene hote hai lolz....
« on: September 18, 2011, 03:11:16 AM »
‎1 larka ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki: Tm mere liye kia kr skte ho?
Larka: jo tm kaho
Larki: Agr tm mujse sachi mohbat krte ho to apne 'Maa' ka DIL le kr aao,
Larka DIL le aya or lrki ne us se shadi kr li Larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia...
25 sal bad jb uska beta bara ho k doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka check up kia To Wo Bakray ka Nikla

hahahahahaha boyz kaminey höte hai. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:.

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Jokes Majaak / rg te teacher....
« on: September 18, 2011, 03:07:52 AM »
Madam in exam ---> why are u so confused ?
Did u forgot ur pen ?
- roll no ?
- calculator ?
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Student (rg)---> O chup kar ja
maata.............. :14: :14:
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ethe main parchi galat subject de lai aya ,
tenu pen pencil di agg laggi hai -->  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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PJ Games / •▬●๋•ŕőmáńtíć ńíćkńámể●๋•▬•
« on: September 17, 2011, 02:28:16 AM »
HEY FRNZ GIVE A ROMANTIC NICKNAME TO THE PERSON ABOVE

FEW OPTIONS ARE HERE
Angel
Sweetheart
Sweety Pie
Cutie Pie
Baby
Honey
Sugar
Bunny Rabbit
Babes
Sexy
Chocolate
Cupcake
Doll Face
Princess
Lover Boy
My Bacha (Baby)
Sunshine
Beautiful
My Jaan (Life)
Butterscotch
Hubby
Wifey
Darling
Dear
Je tuhaanu koi hor naam v wadiya lagda bol sakde ho.....enjoy

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Jokes Majaak / teacher and gagan kainth...
« on: September 17, 2011, 02:23:49 AM »
Teacher to gagan kainth- kaka chal das phir Semester System da ki Faida ?? :waitin: :waitin:
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gagan-Faida Ta Pata Nahi ji Par Beizatti Saal ch 2 Baar Ho Jandi a :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / chano de kam dekho--
« on: September 17, 2011, 02:08:38 AM »
Boy: Watz ur name?






Grl(chano): q btau?
Me tumhe janti bhi nahi :waitin: :waitin:






Boy: mat btao main kaunsa tumhe
apni "FERRARI" meain bitha raha hu :wait: :wait:






Grl:

chano
B.com 2nd Year
Tution time 6 to 8 am :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Shayari / maut ki dua....
« on: September 17, 2011, 02:00:27 AM »
khud ki mohabbat ko fana koun krega ?
sab bane nek to gunah koun karega ?
a khuda humse nafrat karne walon ko salamt rakhna
warna hamari maut ki dua kaun karega

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Jokes Majaak / galat lok...
« on: September 17, 2011, 01:56:34 AM »
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm
Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??
Ik munda(galib) Boliea Sharmande Hoye: Madam
Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Pics / $$MaStaNa$$ te malika....
« on: September 16, 2011, 01:57:01 AM »
Angel >> mango vatsa kya chahiye...??


Amli ($$MaStaNa$$)>> meri shadi Aishwarya se karo.. :hug: :hug:



Angel >> uski ek sari ek lakh ki hoti hai kharcha utha paoge.. :sad: :sad:


Amli( $$MaStaNa$$) >> koi upay? :wait:



Angel >> hmm.... :waitin: :waitin:
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MALLIKA.. :wait: :wait:



Amli($$MaStaNa$$).. MALLIKA :love: :love: :love: :love:

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Pics / sabar da fall mitha hunda hai....
« on: September 16, 2011, 01:50:40 AM »
Jes ne eh keha c sabar da fall mitha huna hai
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Ohne kadi slow speed internet ni use kitta hona..............kyo yro sahi aa hna :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Pics / sanj te osda bf....
« on: September 16, 2011, 01:47:29 AM »
sanj Apne Boyfriend Nu kehndi, Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhull Aayi Haan, :wait: :wait:
Te Yaar Mainu 1000 Rupye Di Jarurat Pai Gayi… :sad: :sad:

Munda: Karti Ni Chhoti Gall, Main Haiga. :balle: :balle: :balle:

Eh Fad 10 Rupye, Te Karke Ricksaw, Ja jaldi Gharon Di Apna Purse Chak Leya…!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Shayari / sade yaar Jeha koi Hor Nahi......!
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:37:44 PM »
Sohne Yaar Di Karan Tariff Kiddan,
Sade Aakhra de Wich Aana Zor Nahi,
sari Duniya Wich Bhave Laab Layi,
sade yaar Jeha koi Hor Nahi......!


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Duniya Nal Nahi Mildi Pasand sadi,
Asi wakhri Pasand rakhde Ha,
Oye rang Roop Sab Raab Diya Datta,
Asi te tere Mitthre Bolan te Marde Ha..!

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ਕਮੀਆਂ ਮੇਰੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਵੀ ਨੇ ,
ਪਰ ਮੈਂ ਬੇਈਮਾਨ ਨਹੀਂ,
ਮੈਂ ਸਭ ਨੂੰ ਆਪਣਾ ਬਣਾਉਦਾ ਹਾਂ,
ਕੋਈ ਸੋਚਦਾ ਨਫਾਂ ਨੁਕਸਾਨ ਨਹੀਂ,
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਤਿੱਖੇ ਤੀਰ ਕਹਿਣ ਦਾ ਕੀ ਫਾਈਦਾ
ਜਦ ਸਾਡੇ ਕੋਲ ਕਮਾਨ ਨਹੀਂ,
ਇੱਕ ਸ਼ੌਕ ਹੈਂ ਖਾਮੋਸ਼ੀ ਨਾਲ ਜੀਨ ਦਾ
ਕੋਈ ਮੇਰੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਗੁਮਾਨ ਨਹੀਂ,
ਛੱਡ ਜਾਵੇ ਔਖੇ ਵੇਲੇ ਜੋ ਦੋਸਤਾਂ ਨੂੰ
ਅਸੀਂ ਇਹੋ ਜਿਹੇ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਨਹੀ....

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Shayari / tumne dekhi nahi phoolon ki wafa?
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:34:50 PM »
ek din usne mujse puccha,

kya mujhe bhool jaoge?

maine kaha:

tumne dekhi nahi phoolon ki wafa......

woh jis pe khilte hai........

usi par murjha jate hain......


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Jokes Majaak / galib english vicho fail ho gaya...
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:35:01 AM »
galib english me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..

1.) mein ek aam admi hu.

I am a mango man.

2.)mujhe English aati hai.

english comes to me.

3.) mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.

i belong to green pur thousanda.

4.) sadak par goliya chal rahi hai.

tablets are walking on the road....!

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Jokes Majaak / ik tha buda ik thi budi....
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:33:12 AM »
1 tha buda 1thi budi

budi chadi pahad pe or boli

ek bar aja aja

itne mein tufan aah gya or budi udh gyi

buda bola mitra d chatri toh udh gyi ambran teh launi a udariya  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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