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Jokes Majaak / Re: aaj tak...
« on: September 13, 2011, 02:14:55 AM »
hahahahahha pj te v pauche k nai hale lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: muskaan da patti...
« on: September 13, 2011, 02:11:30 AM »
kya baatan ne muskaan ghajni ban k kive de lagu...

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Jokes Majaak / Re: pj sarpanch te uk police....
« on: September 13, 2011, 02:10:24 AM »
thx dostoo

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Jokes Majaak / muskaan da patti...
« on: September 12, 2011, 02:27:10 PM »
muskaan ke Pati ne muskaan se kaha: :love:

HATA lo apne chehre se ye zulfe,

e jane-E-Tamana KHUDA kasam,agli baar"khane me baal aaya to sajni se

GHAJNI bna dunga.........  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / aaj tak...
« on: September 12, 2011, 02:22:55 PM »
The year is 2020 and India's much awaited MAN-ON-THE-MOON mission is successful.

The first Indian astronaut lands on the moon.
The moment he steps his foot on moon he is shocked to see 2 Indians already present on the moon.



The astronaut asks them : Who are u?

Reply:
Cameraman Santosh ke saath Deepak Chourasiya.. .AAJ TAK"


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Jokes Majaak / Re: tut paina shikari...
« on: September 12, 2011, 02:18:02 PM »
thx dostoo

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Jokes Majaak / Re: item girls ....
« on: September 12, 2011, 02:16:30 PM »
hahahahhaha eni thand v naa paao

gud kyu nai aa g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: amli galib...
« on: September 12, 2011, 02:13:54 PM »
koi na ho lain de fer ki aa

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Jokes Majaak / Re: tut paina shikari...
« on: September 12, 2011, 12:28:48 PM »
hahahahhahaha nai hunde lassi

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Jokes Majaak / item girls ....
« on: September 12, 2011, 12:27:23 PM »
Ik munda apne dad di marriage di video dekhda hoeya boleya

Dad maine bi apni shadi pe item girls nacahni hain
aap ki shadi ki tarah....

Dad : Kutte deya puttra oh teriyan buaa ne ..

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: amli galib...
« on: September 12, 2011, 12:18:30 PM »
hahahha thx 22 g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: tut paina shikari...
« on: September 12, 2011, 12:15:09 PM »
hahahhahaha nai 22 teri himat ta dekh

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Jokes Majaak / amli galib...
« on: September 12, 2011, 12:13:29 PM »
1 larai me amli (galib)ne bullet proof jacket ki jga Macher dani pehan rkhi thi..



Poocha: Q...?

amli (galib)bola:Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese guse ga. :balle:

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Jokes Majaak / tut paina shikari...
« on: September 12, 2011, 12:03:39 PM »
tut paina GUN le kar Door par Khara hua tha

GF : why are you standing here?

tut paina : mai Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun

GF: Cool ! Fer ithe kyu khade ho..ja kyu nahi rhe..

tut paina: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hai.....  :D: :D: :D:

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Pics / Re: aah chuk Gs bai PJ Sandhu nu de de
« on: September 12, 2011, 11:55:40 AM »
hahahah thx tut painea

but pj rehn de gs kol he

296
hahahhahahaha aukha

297
hahahahahhahah mai ta bhut door tu chori kar k lai k aya c lol

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Shayari / Tu Hee Dass Rabba Eh Ranjhe Kitho Aaunde Ne
« on: September 12, 2011, 04:12:21 AM »
Ajj Kal De Ashiq Mitro Khud Nu Ranjha Akhvaunde Ne
Har Ghar Vich Ik Heer Hove Bass Ehi Chaunde Ne
Kisse Ne Lai Lya Yahmha Raat Nu Neend Nhi Aaundi
Gal Gootha De Ke Baapu De Fir Bullet Kdaunde Ne
Maa Vichari Saara Din Hee Fikra Kardi Eh
Par Yaar Honi Tah Nitt Raat Nu Late Hee Aunde Ne
Ghar Di Haalt Changi Madhi Aapa Ki Laina
Bai Hori Tah Mehnge Mehnge Kapde Paunde Ne
Schoolo Aundi Bhain Bhavein Bussa Vich Dhakke Khaave
Ranjhe Ne Ji Bullet Piche Bass Heer Bithaunde Ne
Eh Heer V Kyo Nhi Takdi Kde Izzat Baapu Di
Kar Band Akhaan Tur Paindi E Eh Jithe Chaunde Ne
Inha De Ghar Vall Ungli Kre Koi Hath Hee Vadh Dinde
Par Doojeya De Ghara Diya Kandha Tapp Dikhaunde Ne
Pyar Da Sauda Karn Waale Bande Tere Nhi Ho Sakde
Fer Tu Hee Dass Rabba Eh Ranjhe Kitho Aaunde Ne


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hahahahhahaha  pehla post kar laya hona lol

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Shayari / Ki Mera Butt Banaya Jawega,....
« on: September 12, 2011, 04:06:31 AM »
Saare Mitt Jawange Khaab Mere Tad Jad Main Akhan Metanga
Hath Khali Nazri Aawange Jad Main Arthi Te Letanga

Maa Rougi Meri Futt-Futt Ke, Koi Chees Sunai Nai Deni
Mehsoos Na Hona Dard Rta, Jad Haddan Di Dhooni Sekanga

Narkan 'Ch Ja Sawargan 'Ch Main Ghumoo Awara Arsha 'Ch
Kise Hor Desh Nu Jawanga, Ja Mud-Mud Amri Nu Vekhanga

Ki Main Mukt Howanga Moha Ton, Ki Bhull Jawange Yaar Mere
Ki Mera Butt Banaya Jawega, Pathar Da Ja Reta Da

Ki Us Dehleej De Paar Peya, Chaa Hai Ja Fir Sog Koi?
"jeet" Aje Koi Saar Nahi Jad Mukriyan Saha Vekhanga


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