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Fun Time / Re: Pick you birth month and Comment
« on: November 12, 2012, 09:32:48 PM »
Cutest :hehe:
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Gup Shup / Re: what was the last movie you watched ?
« on: November 09, 2012, 05:28:22 PM »
Burah burah
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Jokes Majaak / wen u abt to get a ticket follow this - joke
« on: November 09, 2012, 12:41:51 PM »
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too. :D:
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too. :D:
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Knowledge / If yOu think pOsitively
« on: November 09, 2012, 12:36:57 PM »
If yOu think pOsitively,
Sound becOmes Music..
Movement BecOmes Dance..
Smile BecOmes Laughter..
Mind BecOmes MeditatiOn..
And Life BecOmes a CelebratiOn..
Sound becOmes Music..
Movement BecOmes Dance..
Smile BecOmes Laughter..
Mind BecOmes MeditatiOn..
And Life BecOmes a CelebratiOn..
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Jokes Majaak / A young boy enters a barber shop - joke
« on: November 09, 2012, 12:33:33 PM »
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” :D:
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” :D:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..joke
« on: November 09, 2012, 12:30:10 PM »,. huhh :huhh:..wuts this for :D:
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the girl she was blonde ?didn't looked at her photo id :D:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Ajj Ethe Bhangra Pehna
« on: November 08, 2012, 07:51:33 PM »:smile: .. :happy:hye jamalo :D:
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Jokes Majaak / I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..joke
« on: November 08, 2012, 03:16:28 PM »
One girl went to a electronic shop with anger and
threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from
whom he bought.
She told the salesman that you
have cheated
me.
I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..
Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront of me.
This is what She did,
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she
wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected into the
other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE
option.
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Salesman DIED :D:
threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from
whom he bought.
She told the salesman that you
have cheated
me.
I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..
Salesman : Madam, can you please try infront of me.
This is what She did,
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she
wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected into the
other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE
option.
.
.
Salesman DIED :D:
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Jokes Majaak / ਇਕ ਪੜਿਆ-ਲਿਖਿਆ ਮੁੰਡਾ - joke
« on: November 08, 2012, 03:03:41 PM »
ਇਕ ਪੜਿਆ-ਲਿਖਿਆ ਮੁੰਡਾ, ਪੇਂਡੂ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਨਾਲ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਰੇਸਟੋਰੇੰਟ ਵਿਚ ਚਲਿਆ ਜਾਂਦਾ.
ਵੇਟਰ ਆ ਕੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,'' ਮੈਡਮ, ਕੀ ਖਾਓਗੇ..??''
ਕੁੜੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ,'' ਸਬਜੀਆਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਰੋਟੀ ਲੈ ਆਓ..''
ਵੇਟਰ (ਹੈਰਾਨ ਹੋ ਕੇ) ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,'' ਓਹ ਕੀ ਹੁੰਦਾ..??''.
ਮੁੰਡਾ ਕੱਚਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,.
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'' ਓ ਭਰਾਵਾ ....ਪੀਜਾ ਮੰਗਦੀ ਆ. .'' :D:
ਵੇਟਰ ਆ ਕੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,'' ਮੈਡਮ, ਕੀ ਖਾਓਗੇ..??''
ਕੁੜੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ,'' ਸਬਜੀਆਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਰੋਟੀ ਲੈ ਆਓ..''
ਵੇਟਰ (ਹੈਰਾਨ ਹੋ ਕੇ) ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,'' ਓਹ ਕੀ ਹੁੰਦਾ..??''.
ਮੁੰਡਾ ਕੱਚਾ ਜਿਹਾ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,.
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'' ਓ ਭਰਾਵਾ ....ਪੀਜਾ ਮੰਗਦੀ ਆ. .'' :D:
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Jokes Majaak / Ajj Ethe Bhangra Pehna
« on: November 08, 2012, 03:00:35 PM »HuLLe HuLLaare HuLLe HuLLe : O B A M A De Bhaag Ne KhuLLe
Romney Saahb Gey Ne RuLLe...Khushi Loka toh Bhar Bhar DuLLe ;)
Ajj Din Khushi Da Mitro ;Ajj Ethe Bhangra Pehna:D LoL : ahahaha
Lutniya c vota asi Lutt chle aw ;) Jitt Ke Asi Dhoora Putt Chle aw : Rangla AMERICA sAda Rangla AMERICA.... :D:
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Knowledge / Re: Tusi kedi country vich rehne aa???
« on: November 07, 2012, 10:50:29 PM »
India, chandigarh :D:
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Gup Shup / Re: Punjabi Boliyan kis nu aundi ha chalo pao boliya
« on: November 06, 2012, 08:08:54 PM »
Bari barsi khattan gaya si,
Bari barsi khattan gaya si,
Khat ke lyandi bus.....
Lai Dass :D:
Bari barsi khattan gaya si,
Khat ke lyandi bus.....
Lai Dass :D:
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Gup Shup / Re: Punjabi Boliyan kis nu aundi ha chalo pao boliya
« on: November 06, 2012, 05:06:43 PM »
Bari barsi khatan geya si khat ke leyandi seete
Ni la ke torr gaye sajna nal preeti :hehe:
Ni la ke torr gaye sajna nal preeti :hehe: