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Jokes Majaak / Apurv vs Cycle

« on: December 03, 2014, 05:50:08 AM »

Ik Waar Apurv Cycle Chaala Raha Hunda...
Te oh ik Bande De Uthe Charh Dinda ...

Baad ch Bande nu Kenda...
Teri Kismat Ajj Changi aa... Mainu Kam Toh Ajj Shutti aa...
Nahi Te Main Truck Chalonda Hunda :D: :D:

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Pics / Thunderstorm cloud lamp

« on: December 01, 2014, 01:56:31 PM »

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Pics / Abraham Lake

« on: December 01, 2014, 01:43:16 PM »

Abraham Lake in Canadian Rockies is famous for ice bubbles and other ice formations.

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Jokes Majaak / Gujjar: Taking Divorce For Special Reasons

« on: December 01, 2014, 12:10:44 PM »

1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons! :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Gujjar Te Apurv de 700-700 De Note

« on: November 30, 2014, 03:49:17 PM »

Gujjar-- main jehra v kam karda mainu ghaata pe janda
Apurv--- ki kam keeta ? :mean:
Gujjar -- jaahli notan di machine layi ,, main fadeya geya
Apurv--- kive :wait:
Gujjar--- 1500 rs. wala note bna betha c
Gujjar-- main 1500 wala note le ke ik dukaan te geya,, main keha bhaa-ji, bhaan de deo,, dukaan wale ne mainu 700-700 wale 2 note fdda dite :D:

main keha ehe machine te gharo-ghar khajl ho rahi aaa, daffa karo es kam nu. :laugh:

fir main soucheya AMIR ( rich ) hona bahut jroori aaa ,, koi hor kam karo

Gujjar--fir main GAGAN ( khao GAGAN,,raho MAGAN ) waleyaan di factory ch nokri kiti.
Apurv-- acha,, fir ? :waitin:
Gujjar-- main gheo da peepa chukeya,, ohna mainu maareya
Apurv--- par kyun ? :he:
Gujjar-- main chori chukeya c
Apurv-- par tu te othe nonkri karn geya c :dnk:
Gujjar-- haan,, par odon chutti (ਛੁੱਟੀ) ho gayi c ,, jad main chukeya c

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PJ Games / Game : Dasso Eh Keri Keri Cities De Ne?

« on: November 30, 2014, 10:39:17 AM »

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Pics / Nagoya - Japan

« on: November 30, 2014, 10:31:30 AM »

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Jokes Majaak / MyѕeȽғ Gнaιnт on interwiew

« on: November 30, 2014, 05:20:55 AM »

Apna Vikram ik vaar interwiew den gya c ... ohde baare das riha main

MyѕeȽғ Gнaιnт (Vikram) ...> Attended bio-practical exam

Examinar ( master ) ...> Birds ki tang dekh kar iska naam btao

MyѕeȽғ Gнaιnт (Vikram) ...> I dont' know ( mainu nhi pta )

Examinar ( master ) ...> u fail ... what is ur name

MyѕeȽғ Gнaιnт (Vikram) ...> see my leg & tell my name

aah dekho Vikram topper

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Jokes Majaak / pReEt_lUv Te CaNaDiaN_KamLi

« on: November 29, 2014, 03:55:36 PM »

pReEt_lUv te CaNaDiaN_KamLi bank Vich ge

pReEt_lUv ne cashier nu paise ditte jama Karn nu

Cashier:- sir eh note ta nakli ne

pReEt_lUv :- salia tenu ki fark painda

Jama ta mere account Vich hune

pReEt_lUv othe CaNaDiaN_KamLi nu Dekh Lainda

CaNaDiaN_KamLi kursi te suti payi c

pReEt_lUv :- madam Ji otho

CaNaDiaN_KamLi :- pReEt_lUv g tusi

pReEt_lUv :- Tusi sute kyu ho bank Vich

CaNaDiaN_KamLi :- pagal oh Dekh dewar par kya likha hai

Yehaa soney par loan milta hai