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Complaints / apurv Nu Demote kiyu kita Gea ??
« on: April 01, 2015, 03:28:38 AM »
Jis nu demote karna chaida os nu kita nahi... apurv nu he karta!

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Complaints / MySelf Ghaint Nu BAN Te Demote Kita Jaye?
« on: March 30, 2015, 05:47:52 PM »
Gall Kuj Iss Taara aa... Meri Complaint Hegi Aa MySelf Ghaint Lai...

eh mera 3ija Topic aa... Pehle De 2 Ghaint Ne Dlt Karte... Reason Pata Nahi ... Kiyu Kite...!

Main Pehla v Eh Topic Banona Lagga C... Fer Main Sochea Chal SHad ... Rehn Dinde aa... Par Ajj Banna Raha aa...


Jaddo da Eh mod Bannea Kuj na Kuj Panga Rehnda He aa ... oh sry Mod Bannan Toh Pehla V eh Pange Lenda Rahaa...

Main Gall Te Aunde aa.. Eh Apni Power Da Misuse Bohat Karda... Mere Es Ne PJFB Ch Kai Posts Dlt KIte aa.. Topics De vich eh v eh Comment Nu modify karda... je pusho kyu kita fer jawab dinda main majak karda c... EH KON HUNDA EH SABB KARN WLA ???

Mannea Ke Galti Nal Dlt Ho Gea... Par Galti Ik Wari Hundi aa... Baar Baar Same Galti Kare... Te Os nu Galti Nahi Addat Kende aa...!

1500 Posts mere Dlt Ho Ge... Jadd Es Nu Kya Ke Wapis Set kar Sabb Kuj... Aggeo Jawab Milda Es Da ... PATT LA JO PATTNA .... TENU NAHI WAPIS MILNE EH!   MOD ho Ke Eh Galla ? WOW
Aur 2/3 Waar es Ne Mainu Dhamki V Diti Ke Ban Kar Dao... PJFB te... (ban Wali Gall Pata Lagge Kise hor mod nu eh baad ch post he dlt kar dinda)

Es De khilaf Topic V Banneye Ge aa Bohat... But eh Haar Baar Lock Kar Dinda ... Jadd Os Da Jawab Dain lai New Topic Banao .. SPAM Keh Ke Dlt or Lock kar Dinda?? KISS LAYI KARDA EH SABB???

Agli Gall... AMRIT Nu Kis Gall te Ban Kitta Gea??? Os Ne Sirf ehi Kya c Ke Radio Te Ghaint  awaj Idda Lagg Rahi aa ... Jidda KIse Ne  Gall Ghutiea HUnda.... Es ch Ban Karn Wali Keddi Gall Aa???... apni Raye Dassi Os Ne!!

Je koi user kise Doje User Nu Galt Bole or mod nu Te oh BAN hunda .... je Khud He MOD User Nu Galt Bole te Ki Kaho Ge Tusi???  Idda De Member Staff Ch Rakhne Chaide?


Hun eh Sabb Hon Toh Baad Ki Karo Ge Tusi???



Edde Kar Ke Itho Kahi PJ de Member Ithe Onna Shad Ge ... Jo Ki PJ Te Haar Tym Raunka Lai Rakh de C..!

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Gup Shup / Change Username of the person above you...
« on: March 29, 2015, 10:03:37 AM »
Chalo V ho Jao suru :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / HUMAN NATURE ke upar study
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:32:25 AM »
Ek Ladka ek Ladki ko cafe mein akele baitha dekh kar ladki ki table par gaya
aur kaha :
"kya main aap ke saath baith sakta hoon"??? :blah:

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Ladki (Chillai) : nahin, main aaj raat tumhare saath nahin guzaar sakti...!!!  :mad:


... sab log dekhne lage..!!  :surp:
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Ladka sharminda ho gaya..!!  :worried:

kuch der baad Ladki uske paas gayi aur maafi mangi aur kaha :
"Main HUMAN NATURE ke upar study kar rahi hoon aur padh rahi hoon ke
log sharminda ho kar kya mehsoos karte hain..!!" :he:

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Ladka (Chillaya) : What...?? 10 Hazar ek raat ke..??
bahut zyada hain, kuch kam karo yaar..!!  :superhappy:

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sab log ladki ko dekhkar hasne lage..!!   :laugh:
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Aur phir ladka aahista se bola : " Ab mehsoos kar khul ke..!!  :D: :D:

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Fun Time / 3 Cheeza Jis Toh Bina Tuc Ghar Toh Baar Nahi Jaa Sakde?
« on: March 29, 2015, 09:16:56 AM »
Lao V Ik Tutta Jea Topic Banna Raha :loll:


Oh Keriya 3 Cheeza Ne Jis Toh Binna Tusi Ghar Toh Baar Nahi Jaa Sakde...  :pagel:
Kehn Da Matlab ... Jo Hamesha Tuhade Nal Hundiya Jaddo Ghar Toh Baar Jande Ho!  :banana:

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Fun Time / Marjana_Komal
« on: March 24, 2015, 07:55:49 AM »
Komal 22 de lips sarr gaye


Preet: Komal 22 ki hoya tere lips nu?  :wait:

Komal: Kujh ni yaar... kal main station gaya si teri bhabhi ne peke jaana si  :rockon:


Preet : Fer???  :blink:

Komal: Kujh ni bass chaa naal train de injan nu chum laya  :D: :D:

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Knowledge / Ache Din By Sahib Kaur (Ek Msg)
« on: March 21, 2015, 01:34:23 PM »
Ik Wari Sare Jaane Jaror Suneo Plzzzzzz Sachiya Galla Kahiya Ne ...


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Pics / Insanely Dangerous Airports Around The World
« on: March 21, 2015, 01:02:01 PM »
Insanely Dangerous Airports Around The World


Toncontin International Airport, Honduras



Agatti Aerodrome, Lakshadweep, India




Gibraltar International Airport, Gibraltar




Kansai International Airport, Japan




Princess Juliana International Airport, Saint Martin




Madeira Airport, Portugal




Juancho E. Yrausquin Airport, Saba Island


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Gup Shup / If you were the admin of PJ!
« on: March 20, 2015, 02:24:07 PM »
If you were the admin of punjabijanta....  what sort of changes would you have made? :comeon:

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Gup Shup / Apne Mom Dad da Ek fav dialogue dasso!
« on: March 20, 2015, 01:27:10 PM »
Apne Mom Dad Da Ek Fav Dialogue Dasso Jadoo Gusse ch Hunde Hai .. Te Tuhanu Gusse ch Ki Kende aa ...  :superhappy:

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Knowledge / Why Wedding Ring on 4th Finger
« on: March 20, 2015, 07:14:41 AM »
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Why Wedding Ring on 4th Finger

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Pics / From Her, Kings Are Born... ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji ~
« on: March 17, 2015, 08:27:53 AM »
“So Why Call Her Bad? From Her, Kings Are Born.”  Guru Nanak Dev Ji


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Knowledge / Life Hacks
« on: March 17, 2015, 05:36:55 AM »
Lyf Hacks  :he:




















Pehle Wala Te Main Try Kar Chuka aa... Ghaint Aa :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / Apurv 2 Gujju
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:57:42 AM »
Apurv: Oye.....Kidar Nu Muh Chakk Ke Ja Reha.... Kadi Sanu V Darshan De Deya Kar Gujjra...
Oyee... Aaja Makhna Kutte Ton Na Dar...   :2cool:



Gujjar: Eh Vad Da Ta Nai?  :wait:


Apurv: Eho Te Check Karna Aa Sohneya... Ajj Hi Lyanda A Na... :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Exam Patterns from 1995 till 2020
« on: March 13, 2015, 12:31:50 PM »
CHANGING EXAM PATTERN



Year 1995 : Answer all questions.

Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question.

Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C).

Year 2010 : Write either a or b.

Year 2015 : Please only read the questions.

Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming  :D: :D: !!!

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Jokes Majaak / Apurv And His Gf
« on: March 13, 2015, 09:56:10 AM »
Apurv  di Gf: je mein is wari fail  ho gayi te mere parents kehnde tera wiaah  kar dena  :blush:


Apurv: asha ... kini ku tyaari  ho gayi fir?  :wait:

Apurv  di Gf: bas lehnga  lena wala aa baki sab ready aa   :D:

Apurv: teri bhehn da Lehnga...  main exms bare pushya c  :anger:

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Pics / Haunting & Abandoned Places That Will Give You Goose Bumps
« on: March 12, 2015, 06:11:23 AM »
Haunting & Abandoned Places That Will Give You Goose Bumps



Last House on Holland Island, U.S.A




Nara Dreamland, Japan




Abandoned Mill, Italy




Sunken Yacht, Antarctica



Underwater City in Shicheng, China




Abandoned Military Hospital in Beelitz, Germany






Hashima Island, Japan






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Fun Time / PJ De Gabru
« on: March 06, 2015, 07:51:55 PM »
Kise Ne V Personally Nahi Leni Koi V Gall ... Sabb Hasse Majak Ch He Aa :hehe:
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PJ De Gabru Ik Wari Ikathe Bethe Hunde Te Gall Baat Kar Rahe Hunde ....




Gujjar(As Head)...Gurlal.... Harmeet... Parv... Preet... Apurv...Guri... Ajay






Gurlal to Parv: Sunya Tu v Kudi Set Kar Lai... Chal Ajj Bhabbi Naal Phone Te Gall Karwa  :happy:

Gurlal to Parv' GF: SSA Bhabi G... Tusi Sade Veer Nu Fasa Hi Leya Fir...  :he:

Parv's GF: Mein Tuhade Veer Nu Dil De Ditta Aa... :love:

Gurlal to Parv's GF: Ehnu Koi Rasta Nai Dinda... Tuc Dil De Ditta... :laugh: Eh Te Dukaan Toh Nave Boot Lain Jave Te Ehnu Koi Tasme Nai Dinda... Tusi Ehnu Dil V De Ditta... :D:

Os Toh Baad Gujjar Mia... Apna Punjab (Ajay) Nu: Yaar Meri Ladayi Ho Gayi... Tu Mannya Hoya Gunda Aa ... Chal Badla Lain Chaliye 

Ajay: Das Te Sahi Kon Aa.. Dekhi Kidda Jutti Ferda Main...

Gujjar: Dekh La Pehla... Ohne 3 Murder V Kite Aa..  :worried:

Ajay: Yaar Pehla Dasea Karo... Tu Hun Chotha (4th) Murder V Karwona Ohde Kolo Mera...  :anger:

Enu Nu Guri Nu Shikk Aa Gayi :blush: ...

Gujjar Guri Nu: Tu Te Army Ch C Na... Das Koi Gall Baat Army Di

Guri: Ji Jado Main Army Ch C Odo Ladayi Lagg Gayi ... Main Aapdi Bandook Kadhi... Par Mainu Chlauni Nai C Aundi... :D: Main Wadde Officer Nu Pushya... Ehda Mooh Apne Wall Karke Chaloni Aa Ja Dushman Wal Karke Ji? :problem:

Gujjar: Fir Tera Officer Ki Kehnda?

Guri: Ji Officer Kehnda Ke Jihri Side Nu Marji Chala Lai... Desh Nu He Faida Hona Aa X_X

Gujjar: Baahla Ghaint Fauji C Tu Te Fir :he:


Thori Deer Baad Harmeet (Aka Nawty Munda) v Aa Janda ...

Meet: Balle Gujjra Koi Hor Kam Heni Tenu Vehle Nu... Class Layi Janda Sarea Di.. Tere Layi Ik Kam Aa 2 Lakh Da Karna?

Gujjar: Hanji Dasso ... Karna Ki aa Waise ?

Meet: Kuj Khass Nahi .. Bas Kamre Ch Beth Ke Sochna aa ... Ke 2 Lakh Ao Ge Kitho?

Gujjar: Tu Sachi Baalha Nawty Aa... :huh:

Gujjar Fer Preet Wal Nu Ho Janda .... Oye Sunya Tu Bara Badmash  Aa  8->

pReEt_lUv: Hanji Mein Boht Wadda Badmash Aa  ... Jithe Lakeer (Line) Khich Deva Koi Tap Nai Sakda  :2cool:

Gujjar: Kyu Tap Kyu Nai Sakda... Sachi Ena Wadda Badmash Aa Tu... :waitin

pReEt_lUv: Hor Ki... Main Lakeer Khich Ke Ohde Uppar 20 Fut Uchi Kandh Bna Dinda Aa... Koi Tap Nai Sakda... :banana:

Gujjar: Chal Amli Jiha... :stopit: Fir Apurv Nu

Gujjar: Tu Bara Dhidh Kadhi Ferda  :mean:... Ki Gall Gas Company Khol Lai Tu  :superhappy: ... Sunya Tenu Heart Attack Aa Geya C :surp:

Apurv: Hanji

Gujjar: Par Hoya Ki C

Apurv: Yaar Meri Wife Pregnant C... 8-> Main Out Of Country C... Meri Wife Nu Hospital Admit Kar Leya :rabb:

Gujjar: Fer Tenu Khush Hona Chaida C Heart Attack Kive Aa Geya

Apurv: Ji Main Phone Hospital Karna C Par Galti Naal Cricket Stadium Ch Lagg Geya 

Gujjar: Fer

Apurv: Main Keha Hows Going On?

Gujjar: Fer O Ki Kehnde

Apurv: Oh Phone Chukde Hi Awaaj Aayi '' 4 Is Already Out And 5th Is Still Strugling ''

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Knowledge / WOMAN
« on: March 05, 2015, 05:13:08 PM »
WOMAN


she changes her name,
changes her home,
leaves her family,
moves in with you,
builds a home with you,
gets pregnant for you,
pregnancy changes her body,
she gets fat,
almost gives up in the labor room due to the unbearable pains of child birth,
even the kids she delivers bear your name.
Till the day she dies...
everything she does, (cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents,
bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you.....sometimes at the cost of her own health , hobbies and beauty.
so who is really doing whom a favour?
Dear men appreciate the women in your lives always, coz it is not easy to be a woman...

Being a woman is priceless!!!!

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Jokes Majaak / +18 Boys Only :-P
« on: March 05, 2015, 02:54:07 PM »
80 yr Old Man 2 Doctor: My 25 Yr Old Wife Is Pregnant...

Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno... :happy:
1 Shikari Shikar Pe Jaate Hue Jaldi Me Gun Ki Jagah Umbrela Le Gaya...  :superhappy:
Jungle Me Uske Saamne Sher Aaya...  X_X
Usne Umbrela Ka Handle Khincha Aur Fire Kiya, Sher mar gaya..  :2cool:

Old Man: Impossible, Kisi Aur Ne Goli Maari Hogi.  :wait:

Dr: ''EXACTLY''  :D: :D:

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