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« on: September 30, 2007, 05:07:15 PM »
Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon
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« on: September 30, 2007, 05:05:15 PM »
Khuda Kare Ki Tujhe Aisi Beemari Lage
Tu Budhape Mein Bhi Kuwari Lage
Darjan Ho Jayein Bacche Tere
Tu Phir Bhi Hum Ko Pyari Lage
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« on: September 30, 2007, 05:03:04 PM »
LALOO YADAV, MARRIED
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.
"And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
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« on: September 30, 2007, 05:00:38 PM »
COURT JOKE
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Doctor: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Doctor: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Doctor: "No."
Lawyer: "So then, is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Doctor: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be sure, doctor?"
Doctor: "Because his brain was on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient still have been alive, nevertheless?"
Doctor: "It is possible, I suppose, that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:58:09 PM »
Did you hear about the Surd family that froze to death outside a theatre?
They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:55:43 PM »
Friend 1 : Where did you born ?
Friend 2 : India.
Friend 1 : India? Which part?
Friend 2 : No, the whole body.
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:53:17 PM »
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:50:53 PM »
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:48:55 PM »
Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born hai! bro.
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:46:39 PM »
'For twenty years my husband and I were very happy'
'What happened then?'
'We met.'
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:43:56 PM »
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order.order"
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:41:53 PM »
Jhanda Amli, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
jhanda amli's darling," replied her lover "What's your phone number?"
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:39:27 PM »
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:35:26 PM »
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:31:39 PM »
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:28:45 PM »
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:24:10 PM »
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KualaLumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:13:04 PM »
1st thief : Oh The police is here. Quick Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry this is no time for superstitions.
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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:05:02 PM »
Surat surat kya karti ho
Surat main koi dum nahi
Agar tum khud ko samajhti ho Madhuri
Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi
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« on: September 30, 2007, 03:58:03 PM »
santa-yaar teri wife di death kive hoi.
banta-yaar mathe vich goli lagi c.
santa-shukar hai rab da akh bach gayi.
hahaha
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