This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - ღ--● ♥ ĦṒṓṝ ♥ ●--ღ
Pages: 1 ... 47 48 49 50 51 [52] 53 54 55 56 57 ... 92
1021
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:43:52 PM »
sis
1022
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:39:20 PM »
yup for sure ji
tusi mere naal rasmalayi lain layi jana pasand karo ge ? :pagel:
1023
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:38:26 PM »
nice
1024
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:35:12 PM »
may be frnds
jhanda/dev ?
1025
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:33:12 PM »
tusi bade hi o ho :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1026
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:32:52 PM »
huh
1027
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:31:22 PM »
signature
1028
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:30:35 PM »
hmm phulkari
1029
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:19:12 PM »
:balle: :balle: :balle:
1030
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:17:35 PM »
haye haa kahde layi kara kiniya ko ta karwani tusi :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1031
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:16:11 PM »
How do you make Mano laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
=================================
Why does Gernade Singh always smile during lightning storms?
Cause he think his picture is being taken.
=================================
Kuri Pataka comes back 2 her car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
She writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
=================================
Lado Rani to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Lado Rani: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
=================================
Billu Bakra falls in Love with Nurse.
He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."
=================================
What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Desi Trademark Replied: All are born on Government Holidays
=================================
Powerlifter with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and Daffa Hona called me - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
"But ..what happened to your other ear?"
"Daffa Hona called back."
=================================
Mann Sabh is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
=================================
What do you do when Heart Haker (DEV) throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when Heart Haker (DEV) throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
=================================
Yamla Jatt got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate.
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
"Aah, Yamla read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
=================================
Will update the others later.. :pagel:
nice bahut wadiya lolz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1032
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:15:13 PM »
mainu lake wich sutt ta teh fer Hoor nu tang kaun karoo :pagel:
hoor nu tank karke ki karna heer sis haiga tang karan nu tuhade layi  : : :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: omg meri class lagni hun :laugh: :laugh: Hoor fer umbrella main kho laina koi gal nai chinta na kar..lolzzz
fer tuhanu wi lake ch dhaka maar dena main :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1033
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:11:28 PM »
lake te chalna?
main tuhanu dhaka dena hai ? :laugh: :laugh:
1034
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:09:50 PM »
mere kapreiya di tention na lao bahane naal pj di safai ho jani
nale kamli main nahi tusi ho jhnada kamli :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1035
« on: September 22, 2009, 01:08:33 PM »
ehna nu hor koi kaam nahi har kudi da umberla kho de rehnde ne :dnk: :dnk: lolz main ihna naal rain ch sair karu sair karde ihna nu lake kol lai jana te othe dhaka maar dena lolz sariya kudiya da umbrela khon da seyapa hi kahtam : : :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1036
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:58:12 PM »
Tali ik hath na kadde na vajdi,,,,,
Pta sanu tu kina mahaan mundiya….
Choti mar college to kuriya de ghar de chakar kada,,,
Appne mom dad nu kahnda ajj mera exam mundiya……
Mom baap di money te fooke faar meri janda,,,,,
Par khud di aukat to by pahchan hain mundiya…..
Tali ik hath na kadde na vajdi,,,,,
Pta sanu tu kina mahaan mundiya….
Har raat di kukh wich Botal khuldi,,,,
Subha lassi peeke hang over lame mundiya,,,,
Fir vi appne galti na mane tu,,,,,,
Ghar de kahan sadda bola panchi nadaan mundiya….. (lol)
Jethe sohni surat dekhe,,,,,
Uthe hi 3 word, I love you de khilar dame,,,,,
Fir tu kahe main English to hogyea hushar mundiya….(lol)
Tali ik hath na kadde na vajdi,,,,,
Pta sanu tu kina mahaan mundiya….
lolz nice shaayri sis : :
1037
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:54:39 PM »
Nice shaayri tezy ji =D> =D>
1038
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:46:38 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jhanda kamli ji pagal ho gaye oye
ihna nu kudi labh do nahi ta pure pj te bas jhanda kamli ji de complain de topic hi nazar aun ge :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
1039
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:39:32 PM »
PENDU teri mashooq nu ban karta main, aggey ton aeri geri naal pange na leya kar.
aha pange pendu ji lainde te ban koi aeri gairi karti :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: very bad pendu ji tuhadi waje naal koi aeri gairi ban ho gayi :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: joke :pagel: :pagel: :laugh:
1040
« on: September 22, 2009, 12:35:30 PM »
hmm game kheda ge koi
Pages: 1 ... 47 48 49 50 51 [52] 53 54 55 56 57 ... 92
|
Show Posts