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PJ Da Dhaba / Tips And Tricks Of Kitchen
« on: February 10, 2013, 11:08:13 AM »
Hi Frnds If u have any Cooking Tips Plz share with us here


Few tips for cooking from my side...........

1 - Wrap the fruits and vegetables in newspaper before refrigerating to keep them fresh for long.

2 - If you boil vegetables in water, do not throw the water, keep it to make gravies

3 - To avoid browning of apples after cutting, apply a little lemon juice on the cut surface. The apples will stay and               
      look fresh for a longer time.

4 - Chopping dry fruits - Freeze them first for one hour & then dip the knife into hot water before cutting them.

5 - After peeling onions cut in half and soak in water for about 10 minutes before cutting to avoid crying.

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Pics / Share Rare and Old Pictures Of Stars
« on: February 08, 2013, 04:58:06 AM »
old pic of  karishma kapoor and  kareena kapoor



old pic of salmaan khaan , hrithik roshan  and shahrukh khaan




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PJ Games / Game - Give The Full Form Of Abbreviation
« on: February 08, 2013, 04:37:30 AM »
Hi Frnds Lets Start The New Game -

is game ch karna eh hai ki 1st user abbreviation dawe te 2nd user usdi  funny jahi fullform dawe..
fullform funny howe but nonsense jahi nahi ........

Hint -

Abbreviation                    Full Form
PWD                               papar wadiya daal  :laugh:
NRI                                 nahi rehna india  :pagel:

Full form deke next person ne abbreviation wi puchni hai

so lets start

next is - CID

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Discussions / Is Vastu Shastra is really powerfull ?
« on: January 21, 2013, 07:06:03 AM »
hi frnds...
tuhanu sariya nu Vastu Shastra bare ta pata hi hou...
and ajj kal ta Vastu Shastra nu bahut importance wi dinde  ne lok...
ajj kal new shop , house, property, lain lage loki eh wekhde ne ki oh Vastu Shastra de accordingly hai ya nahi...
even hun ta ghar da furniture wi  Vastu Shastra de accordingly set karde ne...
so tuhada ki khayal hai ki really Vastu Shastra is powerfull ya bas eh ik weham hai ????


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Discussions / what is the best for living india or abroad ?
« on: January 17, 2013, 06:20:20 AM »
hi frnds jida ki kuch tym to india bahut unsafe ho geya hai living lai.
not only for girls even also for all human being......
jithe ki kuriya nu koi safety nahi.........
othe hi boys de apsi matped te ik duje te attacks te jaan to maar dena........
husband - wife de murder di news, crime wad chukiya hai, te choriyaan wi bahut wad gaiyaan ne, and india ch gareeb hor wi gareeb ho chuke ne te amira di amiri wadi jandi hai, ini zada mehngayi ki aam loka lai ghar kharch aukha ho geya hai...
ina sab to baad wi govt te police walo koi khas system di umeed tak nahi, sab apas wich mile hoye ne........
tuhadi ki thinking hai is saab to baad india best hai living lai ya abroad ?


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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Story - God and Love
« on: September 20, 2009, 03:39:38 AM »
Finding true love is finding God. God is the only one who can love you in a perfect way.But most of the time you forget about God and Jesus Christ, so it means that you forget about love too.

When you want to have a good relationship always put God and Jesus Christ at the center of what ever you are going to do with your love.

You may not notice that everything we do God knows about it. God is watching us from a distance. God is the wind beneath our wings. I play this inspirational songs - From a distance and Wind beneath my wings - , every time i am sad.

God must be really watching us from a distance and He exactly know what you feel inside, He wants you to go back to Him. He can teach you every little thing you ever wanted in life.

When you are successful God is the wind beneath your wings yet you could hardly recognized God existence in your life. When you don't recognized God - it feels like the whole world has no rules at all but then people will start to dislike you, then you wonder why.

Learn to speak the God's way so people will really love you. God is the way, the truth and life. Without God you end up with a sad story, problems for your entire life. Search ye first the kingdom of God and all his rightiousness and all these things shall be added unto you.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Story - The Rabbit...
« on: September 20, 2009, 03:20:06 AM »
One day Rabbit was taking a walk through the jungle and ran into Elephant, who was making a fine meal of the treetops. "Hello, brother," said Rabbit. "Fine day, isn't it?" Elephant paused to look down at the tiny little creature at his feet and snorted. "Leave me be, Rabbit. I don't have the time to waste on someone so small."

Rabbit was shocked to be talked to in such a manner. He wasn't sure what to do so he left quietly to go and think about what had happened. As he walked along, he spied mighty Whale far out to sea and decided to ask her what she thought about Elephant's rudeness. He cupped his tiny paws and yelled as loud as he could, "Whaaaaale!! Come heeeeere!!"

Whale swam over to see who was calling her and looked about. After a few minutes she spied tiny little Rabbit jumping up and down on a cliff. "Rabbit," Whale said impatiently, "Did you just call me over here?" "Of course," said Rabbit. "Just who do you think you are? You are far too small and weak to have anything to say to me." And at that she turned, flipped her huge tail, and set off back into the deep ocean. But just then Rabbit had an idea.

He called out to her one more time, "Whale! You think that I am weak, but in fact, I am stronger than you! You wouldn't be so quick to ignore me if I beat you at Tug-of-War." Whale looked at him for a moment before falling into a fit of laughter. "Very well little one," said Whale. "Go get a rope and we will see who is stronger."

Rabbit ran off to gather up the strongest and thickest vine he could. When he found it, he went to Elephant and said to the giant animal, "Elephant, you had no cause to treat me with such discourtesy this afternoon. I shall have to prove to you that we are equals. Elephant looked down between chews and chuckled. "And how will you do that, small one?" Rabbit stood up as high as he could, looked Elephant right in the eye and said, "By beating you at a game of Tug-of-War." Elephant laughed so hard he nearly choked on his leaves, but agreed to humor the tiny animal. He tied the vine around his huge, hefty waist, snickering the whole time.

Rabbit took the other end and started off into the jungle. He called back to Elephant, "Wait until I say 'pull' and then pull with all of your might." Rabbit took the other end of the rope to Whale and said, "Tie this to your tail and when I say `pull' you swim with all of your might." Whale tied the vine to her tail, all the while smirking at Rabbit's foolishness.

"I will now go and tie the other end to my own waist," said Rabbit, and hopped off into the jungle. Rabbit hid in the bushes and then called out, at the top of his lungs, "PULL!!" Elephant started to walk away with a smile on his face, but the smile soon turned to a look of surprise when the vine stopped following him. "My goodness," he said to himself, "Rabbit is much stronger than I expected!" The look of surprise soon became a frown as Elephant pulled harder and harder, unable to make the tough vine budge any further.

Meanwhile, Whale began to swim away from the shore, but almost lost her breath when the vine pulled tight and refused to come with her. She pulled harder and harder, but she could not pull it any further. "That little Rabbit could not possibly be stronger than me," she said in outrage. Soon the vine could take no more strain and, with an ear-splitting sound, snapped into two pieces.

When this happened, poor Elephant went sailing through the jungle and tumbled head over heels down a steep valley. The end that was tied to Whale caught up to her suddenly and she went sailing through the ocean and smashed into a very scratchy and very uncomfortable coral reef.

Rabbit left without a word and never mentioned the matter again. Elephant and Whale were completely confused and never did figure out how such a tiny creature as Rabbit could have beaten the largest of the animals. And to this day, they are very careful to greet little Rabbit with great respect whenever they meet.

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Story - The Teddy Bear
« on: September 20, 2009, 03:17:36 AM »
   Once upon a time, there was a little boy, his name was Ben. On his first birthday, his parents got him a soft cuddly brown teddy bear. The little baby boy carried his teddy bear with him every where he went. At night the teddy bear always got to sleep next to the baby boy in his crib.

Ben grew up and got his own bedroom and a big bed to sleep in. The teddy bear got to sleep next to him in bed every night. He was his favorite toy.  Ben took his teddy bear everywhere he went. The teddy bear went with the boy to the zoo, all the parks in the area, and even to school.

Ben became a teenager and he got more and more interested in video games, and going out with his friends. He stopped taking his teddy bear with him, which made the bear a little bit sad. Still, he would put his teddy bear next to him in bed every night.

Then Ben started going camping with his friends. He would spend a few nights at a time at camp. The teddy bear missed his friend a lot on those days. When Ben was back from camping he would still remember his favorite toy and bring it to bed with him.

Ben graduated from high school and had to go to a university in the big city. The boy was now a young man.  He would come back home a couple of times every year for just a few days.  Mom took all of Ben's toys and put them in a big box in the attic.  But, the teddy bear was always special so Mom decided to put him on one of the empty shelves so that when Ben was back home to visit he could see his favorite bear. Ben's visits were too short and he spent most of his time visiting with his old friends, neighbors, and family. He would go to bed late at night, and often forgot to put the bear in bed anymore. The bear was so sad and missed the nice old days when he got to sleep every night next to Ben in his bed.

Ben, now a young man, graduated from the university and got a job in the big city. He had his own place there and would only come to visit for a few hours on the weekends. Some weekends the teddy bear would not even get to see his friend. The teddy bear was so lonely.  Many nights, he would sit alone crying in the dark, and dreaming of the days when he went everywhere with his friend and slept every night next to him. He always hoped that his friend would come to take him back to the big city, but it never happened.

Ben met a very nice woman who worked with him and they both liked each other. They decided to get married, and after a year they had a little baby boy of their own. They loved their baby a lot and often brought him over to his grandparents' house. The baby boy was just as cute as his father had been when he was a baby.

One day Ben remembered his favorite teddy bear and thought that his own little baby would love to have it.  He ran to his old room, went straight to the shelf and grabbed his old friend the teddy bear. The bear was thrilled that his old friend had come to visit him, but could not imagine the nice surprise that awaited him.

When Ben gave his old bear to his baby boy to play with, the baby was so happy he wouldn't leave it alone for the rest of the day. At the end of the day, Ben and his family said goodbye to his parents and went to their own cozy home. This time the teddy bear came with them. That night, and every night after that, the teddy bear got to sleep next to the baby boy in his crib. Just like his father, the baby boy would take the teddy bear with him every where he went. The teddy bear was so happy. Now he had a new family that loved him.  His old friend and his new family loved him just as much as they possibly could.


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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / Story - The Curious Ladybug
« on: September 20, 2009, 03:13:51 AM »
   Once upon a time, a cheerful ladybug was in the park hopping from one flower to another and enjoying the nice sunny day. The ladybug was a very curious, and liked to check out anything new.

The ladybug flew across the road to look at the row of homes across from the park. Each home had a little yard with plenty of flowers. Her favorite flowers were the red roses and so she went to the yard that had the most. "Mmmmmm" she went as she started munching. "Such beautiful and delicious roses" she thought.

While she was enjoying herself and hopping from on red rose to another, she noticed the front door opening and a man leaving the house. He left the door cracked open as he gathered his things, so the ladybug flew in. On her way in she almost bumped into a woman who was heading out. The woman walked out the door and slammed it shut. Oops, the ladybug was stuck inside!

The ladybug didn't care at first. She wanted to look around and explore. She flew into the bedroom, it was tidy and nice. She then flew to the bathroom and found it very boring so she left right away. Then she flew into the kitchen where she nibbled on some crumbs she found on the table. She also licked a spot of maple syrup she found on the table.

Now that the ladybug had seen everything she was ready to leave. But how could she when all the doors and windows were closed. So the ladybug decided to wait until the people came home so that she could fly out the crack again as they came in.

She waited, and waited until she got tired of waiting and got hungry too. She decided to fly back to the kitchen to take another lick of the maple syrup on the table. "Yum" she thought as she slurped up some maple syrup, "Mmmm". But just then the man and woman came home and shut the door behind them. The ladybug had missed her chance.

She would have to try again the next day, she though as she hid under the lampshade in the living room, right next to the door. The man and woman went to bed and the ladybug fell asleep under the lampshade. She was so tired and it had been a long day. She was sleeping very deeply, having lovely ladybug dreams, when she heard the door opening and closing. "What happened?" she thought, " How could I have missed them again?" It seems she was so tired that she didn't even hear them wake up, get dressed, and head out to work.

"Why do they have to leave for work so early?" thought the ladybug. "Now I'll probably never make it out" then she flew off to the kitchen to eat some more of the left over crumbs that she found. She found some muffin crumbs that tasted very good and was lucky enough to find a small drop of orange juice that she licked up happily. "That was a really great breakfast" she said to herself, "but now I need to concentrate on finding out how to get out of this place and get back home. My family must be worried about me by now."

She looked around everywhere. She was hoping there was a cracked window or a hole in the wall, but she couldn't find any. She tried to squeeze under the door, but there just wasn't enough room. She just had to wait….again!

This time she would not go to the kitchen, she would not rest or sleep either. She would just wait…and she did, for a long, long time. But the man and his wife did not go back home right away after work. Instead they decided to go out for dinner, and they stayed out late. The ladybug waited till it was very dark and she was so tired. She gave up on them coming back and fell asleep.

At about midnight the couple came back home. The ladybug woke up on the door slamming shut and saw the man and the woman walking in. Then she waited until they went to bed and fell asleep.

The ladybug decided not to wait until the morning to do something. She did not want to fall asleep again and miss them leaving in the morning. She had thought of hiding in the woman's purse, but the purse was closed shut and she was unable to get in.

Then she thought of the man's wallet, but she feared that when he put his wallet in his pants he might sit on her and squish her. She needed someplace to hide where she wouldn't be seen, but she also needed it to be something that the man or woman would take with them when they left the house.

Then she noticed the man's hat. "That would be a perfect place," she thought. "I can hide inside the hat, all the way inside. Hopefully he won't shove his hat on really hard and squish me." Then she crawled to the topmost part of the hat and waited till the morning.

In the morning the couple got dressed and went to work, but the man left his hat! The man and woman walked out but the hat stayed…with the ladybug inside! Poor ladybug.

The man had forgotten his hat and when he noticed that he did he returned to the house to get it. The ladybug was still inside it although she was just about to get out. The man took the hat and gently placed it on his head. The ladybug sighed with relief. Then she realized something. How was she going to get out from under the hat unless the man took it off? The ladybug sure wasn't ready to wait any longer. She had already waited for two days to go back to her family and she wanted to go to them now. So, the ladybug jumped on the man's bald head and started tickling him on his scalp. The man felt his head starting to tickle and took his hat off to itch it. At that very moment the ladybug was ready and she flew out to freedom. "Free at last" she cried! And then she flew back home to her very worried family.

The End

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Jokes Majaak / For - Vicky~Manno~Dev~Lado~Jhanda Amli
« on: August 27, 2009, 02:29:41 PM »
This is For My 5 Frnds  :happy: - Vicky~Manno~Dev~Lado~Jhanda Amli

Lips - Bhindi di tarah
Gaal - Tmatar di tarah
Eyes - Matar di tarah
Ears - Tori di tarah
Juban - Hari mirchi di tarah
Aur Face - Gobhi Di tarah
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Hey Rabba
5 Dost dite mainu urre
Oh Wi Puri di puri sabji mandi di tarah

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Complaints / [Solved] Meri Problem Solve Karoo...Angry
« on: August 17, 2009, 03:33:59 PM »
Mr Admin Ji

I have one problem,  :plz: jo tuhade sorry sade staff members solve nahi karde , sare guppa maran nu sher ne, :angr: :angr: par kaam de mamale ch koi help nahi karda meri, shrimaan power ji kehnde apni problem dev ji nu daso, dev ji kehnde, oh meri apeel agge high court ch pesh karan ge, fer jhanda amli ji aye ohna ne wi help nahi kiti, fer the soul mate aye ohna ne wi help ni kiti, sare mil ke mazak undaunde ne mera  :cry: :cry: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: ihna sariya nu 1 - 1 day di absent mark kiti jawe, nahi ta main pj te hartaal kardeni.....  :marro: :marro: :marro:

main bichari niki jahi bacchi 1 hr to pareshaan ha.....

Mere msg show nahi hunde  :sad: - Msg te click karde msg wala page blank white show hunda hai  :cry: :cry: :cry: , main dev ji de kehan te cookies delete kartiya, :sad: :sad: 10 wari sign out karke dubara loggin kar liya, :sad: :sad: and 3 waar ta computer wi re start karliya  :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
msg show nahi hunde, baki sari forum tip top chaldi hai, msg wele prob aundi hai....Help me  :cry: :cry: :cry:

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PJ Games / Game Fill In The Blank
« on: August 17, 2009, 12:02:58 PM »
Sat shri akal sariya nu

Hmmm mainu ik new idea aeya game da  :he:
so appa ki karna main koi wi line( sentence) likha gi blanks pa ke next person ne apne own words naal line complete karni hai.... But line da koi mean wi banana chaida hai, ida na howe aiwe hi kuch wi likhi jao, and plz dont go offtopic

Like

Aaj_____bahut______hai

Answer - 1 aaj dil bahut udas hai
         2 aaj main bahut kaam kita hai
         3 aaj main ghuman jana hai

wekhiya ik line de kihne word nikal aye ida hi appa apne own word;s naal sentence complete karna hai

hun wekhde ha meri new game kiniya nu pasand aundi hai  :sad: :sad: :sad:



So First Sentence Is

-: Koi____Urre_____Ne_______  

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / ਔਰਤ ( Aurat )
« on: August 07, 2009, 01:53:24 PM »
1. ਸੋ ਕਿਉ ਮੰਦਾ ਆਖੀਐ ਜਿਤੁ ਜੰਮਹਿ ਰਾਜਾਨ।
So kyun manda akhiyaan jit jameh rajan !
 
2. ਔਰਤ ਤੂੰ ਮਹਾਨ ਹੈਂ। ਤੂੰ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਪੈਦਾ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰਦੀ, ਉਸ ਦੇ ਲਈ ਮਰ ਵੀ ਸਕਦੀ ਹੈ।
Aurat tu mahan hai ! tu jindagi paida hi nahi kardi, uss de lai mar wi sakdi hai !

3. ਔਰਤ ਹੋਣਾ ਇਕ ਤਪ ਹੈ।
Aurat hona ik tap hai !

4. ਨਾਰੀ ਸ਼ਾਂਤੀ ਦੀ ਮੂਰਤ ਹੈ, ਇਸ ਨੂੰ ਉੱਚ ਪਦ ਤੋਂ ਥੱਲੇ ਸੁੱਟਣਾ ਜੰਗਲੀਪੁਣਾ ਹੈ।
Naari shaanti di murat hai, is nu uch pad ti thale sutna janglipan hai !

5. ਔਰਤ ਦਾ ਸ਼ੁਭ ਵਰਤਾਓ ਘਰ ਨੂੰ ਆਬਾਦ ਕਰਦਾ ਹੈ।
Aurat da shubh wartoo ghar nu abaad karda hai !

6. ਜਿਸ ਘਰ ਵਿਚ ਔਰਤ ਨਹੀਂ ਉਹ ਭੂਤ ਬੰਗਲਾ ਹੈ।
Jis ghar wich aurat nahi oh ghar bhoot bangla hai !

7. ਔਰਤ ਆਦਮੀ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਜਿਆਦਾ ਸਿਆਣੀ ਹੈ। ਉਹ ਜਾਣਦੀ ਘੱਟ ਹੈ ਪਰ ਸਮਝਦੀ ਜ਼ਿਆਦਾ ਹੈ।
Aurat aadmi nalo jiyada siyaani hai ! oh jaandi ghar hai par samjhdi zada hai !

8. ਔਰਤ ਵਿਆਹ ਦੇ ਹੁਸੀਨ ਤੋਹਫਿਆਂ ਵਿਚੋਂ ਇਕ ਹੈ।
Aurat wiyaah de hasin tohfiyaa wicho ik hai !

9. ਪਤਨੀ ਵਰਗਾ ਕੋਈ ਸੱਚਾ ਦੋਸਤ ਨਹੀਂ।
Patni warga koi sacha dost nahi hunda !

10. ਪ੍ਰੇਮ ਕਿਸ ਤਰ੍ਹਾਂ ਕਰਨਾ ਹੈ, ਇਹ ਸਿਰਫ ਨਾਰੀ ਹੀ ਜਾਣਦੀ ਹੈ।
Sacha prem kis tarah karna hai, eh sirf naari hi jaandi hai !

11. ਇਕ ਨੇਕ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਪਤੀ ਦੇ ਸਿਰ ਦਾ ਤਾਜ ਹੈ।
Ik nek istri patti de sir da taaz hundi hai !

12. ਸੁਤੰਤਰ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਦੀ ਵਫਾ, ਮਰਦ ਲਈ ਇਕ ਵੱਡਾ ਇਨਾਮ ਹੈ।
Sutantar istri di wafa, aadmi lai ik wada inaam hai !

13. ਆਦਮੀ ਜੋ ਔਰਤ ਦੇ ਛੋਟੇ ਮੋਟੇ ਕਸੂਰਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਫ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਰਦਾ, ਕਦੇ ਵੀ ਉਸ ਦੇ ਗੁਣਾਂ ਦਾ ਅਨੰਦ ਨਹੀਂ ਮਾਣ ਸਕਦਾ।
Aadmi jo Aurat de chote mote kasura nu maaf nahi karda, kade wi us de gunna da anand nahi maan sakda !

14. ਔਰਤ ਜੱਗ ਦੀ ਮਾਂ ਹੈ ਉਸ ਦਾ ਸਦਾ ਖਿਆਲ ਰੱਖੋ।
Aurat jaag di Maa Hai us da hamesha khyaal rakho !

15. ਜੇ ਪਤਨੀ ਰੁੱਸ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਰਾ ਘਰ ਰੁੱਸ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ।
Je patni rus jandi hai, ta sara ghar rus janda hai !

16. ਔਰਤ ਦੇ ਅਥਰੂਆਂ ਵਿਚ ਹਡ਼੍ਹ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਸ਼ਕਤੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ।
Ayrat de hanjua wich har jini shakti hundi hai !


18. ਪੁਰਸ਼ ਕੰਮ ਧੰਦੇ ਸਿਰਜਦੇ ਹਨ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਸਭਿਆਚਾਰ ਉਸਾਰਦੀ ਹੈ।
Purash kaam dhande sirjade han Aurat sabiyaachaar usardi hai !

20. ਇਸਤਰੀ ਦਾ ਆਦਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਕੌਮ ਦੇ ਸਭਿਆਚਾਰ ਦਾ ਨਾਪ ਹੈ।
Aurat da aadar kise Koum de sabiyachaar da naap hai !

21. ਸੁੰਦਰ ਔਰਤ ਹੀਰਾ ਹੈ ਪਰੰਤੂ ਨੇਕ ਔਰਤ ਹੀਰਿਆਂ ਦੀ ਖਾਣ।
Sohni aurat hira hai par nek aurat hiriyaan di Khaan hai !



Hmmm lo ji is baar main appe hi punjabi language nu english fonts ch translate karta... hope so hun kise ne read karan ch problem nahi aau gi

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Hmm Satshri akal frnds aaj net te search kar rahi si ta ik bahut wadiya topic miliya so urre post karna ja rahi ha... bas tusi sare seyaane ho topic read karan to baad samajh jao ge ki kyun post kita, ki reason si..... And topic ch kuch abussive words ne but oh topic post karna jaruri hai, so abusive words lai pehla hi hath jod ke maafi :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:


ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਮਾਂ, ਭੈਣ ਤੇ ਕੁੜੀ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇ ਦੀ ਵਰਤੋਂ

ਭਾਰਤ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਗੋਂ ਵਿਸ਼ਵ ਵਿਆਪੀ ਮਰਦ ਪ੍ਰਧਾਨ ਸਮਾਜ ਨੇ ਆਪਣੀ ਅਜਿਹੀ ਪੱਕੜ ਕੀਤੀ ਹੋਈ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਹੋਰਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਉਭਰਨ ਦੀ ਤਾਂ ਗੁੰਜਾਇਸ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਦਿਤੀ।   ਇਵੇਂ ਕਹਾਂ ਕਿ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਲਈ ਤਾਂ ਕਿਤੇ ਥਾਂ ਹੀ ਨਹੀ ਰੱਖੀ, ਵਰਕਾ ਹੀ ਪਾੜ ਦਿਤਾ ਮਰਦਾਂ ਨੇ,   ਕਹਿਣ ਨੂੰ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਕਹੀ ਜਾਓ ਕਿ ਔਰਤਾਂ ਲਈ ਰਾਖਵਾ ਕਰਣ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ। ਆਪਣੇ ਆਪ ਨੂੰ ਸਭਯ ਕਹਾਉਣ ਵਾਲਾ ਪੱਛਮੀ ਸਮਾਜ ਜਿਸ ਦੀ ਅਸੀਂ ਭਾਰਤੀ ਅੰਧਾਂ ਧੁੰਦ ਨਕਲ ਕਰ ਰਹੇ ਹਾਂ, ਨੇ ਵੀ ਸਿਧੇ ਤੌਰ ਤੇ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਪੂਜਿਆ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਗੋਂ ਉਸ ਦੀ ਨਿਰਾਦਰੀ ਹੀ ਕੀਤੀ ਹੈ।

ਸੱਚ ਤਾਂ ਇਹੋ ਹੀ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਹਰ ਧਰਮ ਤੇ ਸਮਾਜ ਵਿਚ ਹਰ ਇਕ ਸਭਿਅਤਾ ਨੇ ਰੱਬ ਨੂੰ "ਹੀ" "HE"  ਉਹ ਵੀ ਵੱਡੇ ਅੱਖਰਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਲਿਖ ਕੇ ਸੰਬੋਧਨ ਕੀਤਾ ਹੈ ਇਸੇ ਲਈ ਤਾਂ ਹਰ ਸਮਾਜ ਮਰਦ ਪ੍ਰਧਾਨ ਸਮਾਜ ਬਣਿਆ ਹੋਰ ਕੁਝ ਨਹੀ, ਮਰਦ ਦੀ ਆਪਣੀ ਹੈਂਕੜ ਹੈ। ਸਮੇਂ ਦੇ ਸਾਗਰ ਅਤੇ ਦਰਿਆਵਾਂ ਦੇ ਬਹਾਵ ਦੇ ਕਿਨਾਰਿਆਂ ਤੇ ਉਪਜੀਆਂ ਸਭਿਅਤਾਂਵਾਂ ਨੇ ਵੀ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਮਨ ਪ੍ਰਚਾਵਣ ਤੇ ਵੰਸ ਉਤਪੱਤੀ ਦਾ ਸਾਧਨ ਹੀ ਮੰਨਿਆ ਹੈ। ਹਰ ਇਕ ਸਮਾਜਿਕ ਅਧਾਰ ਵਿਚ ਔਰਤ ਪਰਦੇ ਪਿਛੇ ਰੱਖੀ ਗਈ ਅਤੇ ਘਰ ਵਿਚ ਕੈਦ ਕਰ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਗਈ। ਸਦਾ ਤੋਂ ਹੀ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਇਕ ਮਨੋਰੰਜਨ ਦਾ ਸਾਧਨ ਹੀ ਰਹੀ ਹੈ, ਮਰਦਾਂ ਲਈ। ਭਾਵੇਂ ਔਰਤ ਦੀ ਸਰੀਰਕ ਰਚਨਾ ਹੀ ਪ੍ਰਮਾਤਮਾ ਵਲੋਂ ਅਜੇਹੀ ਬਣਾਈ ਗਈ ਹੈ, ਸਭ ਨੂੰ ਇਸ ਦਾ ਗਿਆਨ ਹੈ, ਉਸ ਉੱਤੇ ਪਹਿਰਾਵਾ ਕਾਮ ਰੂਪੀ ਅੱਗ ਨੂੰ ਹਵਾ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ। ਲਗਭਗ ਸੰਸਾਰ ਦੀਆਂ ਕੁਝ ਇਕ ਲੜਾਈਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ ਸਭ ਦਾ ਅਧਾਰ ਸਿੱਧੇ ਅਸਿੱਧੇ ਤੌਰ ਤੇ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਹੀ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੈ। ਸਕੂਲ ਕਾਲਜਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਝਗੜਿਆਂ ਲਈ ਵੀ ਲੜਕੀਆਂ ਹੀ ਮੁੱਖ ਅਧਾਰ ਰਹਿੰਦੀਆਂ ਹਨ। 

ਸਮਾਜ ਨੇ ਔਰਤ ਸਿਰਫ ਮਰਦ ਦੀ ਸਰੀਰਕ ਤੇ ਮਾਨਸਿਕ ਲੋੜ ਪੂਰਤੀ ਦਾ ਯੰਤਰ ਬਣਾ ਦਿੱਤੀ। ਲੋੜ ਸਮੇਂ ਪੁਚਕਾਰਿਆ ਔਰਤ ਨੂੰ ਨਹੀਂ ਦੁਤਕਾਰ ਦਿੱਤਾ, ਇਸਤਰੀ ਦਾ ਬਹੁਤ ਵੱਡਾ ਨਿਰਾਦਰ ਹੈ, ਇਹ ਡਾ: ਫਰਾਈਡ ਵਲੋਂ ਵੀ ਸਿੱਧ ਕੀਤਾ ਕਿ ਕਾਮ ਤ੍ਰਿਪਤੀ ਉਪਰੰਤ ਮਰਦ ਦਾ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਵੱਲ ਪਿੱਠ ਕਰਨਾ ਵੀ ਉਸ ਦੀ ਨਿਰਾਦਰੀ ਦਰਸਾਉਂਦਾ ਹੈ।

ਯੁੱਗਾਂ ਯੁੱਗੰਤਰ ਤੋਂ ਜਦ ਵੀ ਮਰਦ ਨੇ ਗੁੱਸੇ ਵਿਚ ਆ ਕੇ ਜਾਂ ਐਵੇਂ ਹੀ ਮੰਨ ਪ੍ਰਚਾਵੇ ਲਈ ਕੋਈ ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਕੱਢੀ ਤਾਂ ਵੀ ਉਸ ਨੇ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇ ਨੂੰ ਸੰਬੋਧਨ ਕੀਤਾ।  ਹਰ ਵਾਰ ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਵਿਚ ਉਚਾਰਣ ਕੀਤਾ "ਤੇਰੀ ਮਾਂ ਦੀ...", "ਤੇਰੀ ਭੈਣ ਦੀ....", "ਮਾਂ ਚੋ.....", "ਭੈਣ ਚੋ......", "ਕੁੜੀ ਚੋ...."।  ਬੋਲ ਚਾਲ ਦੀ ਇਸ ਵਿਆਕਰਣ ਤੇ ਸ਼ਬਦਾਵਲੀ ਇਤਨੀ ਪ੍ਰਚੱਲਤ ਹੋ ਗਈ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਇਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਦੀ ਵਰਤੋਂ ਬਿਨਾ ਸਮਾਜ ਅਸਭਯ ਜਿਹਾ ਲੱਗਦਾ ਹੈ।  ਇੰਜ ਮਹਿਸੂਸ ਕੀਤਾ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਜਿਵੇਂ ਆਧੂਨਿਕ ਸਮਾਜ ਗੱਲ ਬਾਤ ਕਰਨ ਦਾ ਸਲੀਕਾ ਹੀ ਭੁੱਲ ਗਿਆ ਹੋਵੇ ਅਤੇ ਵਾਕ ਰਚਨਾ ਅਧੁਰੀ ਰਹਿ ਗਈ ਹੋਵੇ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾ ਤੋਂ।  ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਵਿਚ ਕਿਸ ਰਿਸਤੇ ਨੂੰ ਵਰਿਤਆ ਗਿਆ ਹੈ ਤੇ ਕਿਸ ਲਈ ਅਤੇ ਕਿਉਂ, ਨਾ ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਕੱਢਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਹੈ ਤੇ ਨਾ ਹੀ ਸੁਣਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਨੂੰ, ਬਸ ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਕੱਢਣ ਲਈ ਕੱਢ ਦਿਤੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਹੈ। ਮਹਾਤਮਾਂ ਬੁੱਧ ਜੀ ਨੇ ਪ੍ਰਵਚਨ ਕੀਤੇ ਸਨ ਕਿ ਜੇ ਕੋਈ ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਕੱਢਦਾ ਹੈ ਤਾਂ ਉਸ ਦਾ ਉਤਰ ਨਾ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਜਾਵੇ ਤਾਂ ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਕੱਢਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਨੂੰ ਲੱਗਦੀ ਹੈ। 

ਪਰ ਇਥੇ ਤਾਂ ਜਿਹੜੀ ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਕੱਢੀ ਗਈ ਹੈ ਦਾ ਆਪਣੀ ਮਾਂ, ਭੈਣ ਅਤੇ ਲੜਕੀ ਨਾਲ ਵੀ ਤਾਂ ਰਿਸਤਾ ਹੈ। ਸਦੀਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਇਹੋ ਸਿੱਖਿਆ ਦਿਤੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਰਹੀ ਹੈ ਹਰ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਉਮਰ ਦੇ ਲਿਹਾਜ ਨਾਲ ਹਰ ਇਕ ਦੀ ਮਾਂ, ਭੈਣ ਤੇ ਧੀ ਲਗਦੀ ਹੈ। ਫਿਰ ਕਿਸ ਨੂੰ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਦਿੱਤੀਆਂ ਜਾ ਰਹੀਆਂ ਹਨ, ਆਪਣੀ ਮਾਂ, ਭੈਣ, ਧੀ ਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਨਾ ਆਖਿਰ, ਮਿਤਰੋ ਸ਼ਰਮ ਕਰੋ ਕੁਝ ਤਾਂ ਘੱਟੋ ਘੱਟ ਲੇਖ ਪੜ੍ਹ ਕੇ ਹੀ ਸਹੀ। 

ਕਿਸੇ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਸੰਗਠਣ ਨੇ ਕਦੇ ਵਿਰੋਧ ਨਹੀਂ ਕੀਤਾ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਦਾ। ਕਿਸੇ ਔਰਤ ਨੇ ਅਵਾਜ ਨਹੀ ਚੁੱਕੀ ਬਸ ਬੁੱਤ ਬਣ ਸੁਣਦੀ ਰਹੀ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਮਰਦ ਪਾਸੋਂ।  ਪਤਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਕਿਸ ਮਨੋਵਿਗਿਆਨਿਕ ਦੱਬਾ ਹੇਠ ਇੰਜ ਜੁੱਗਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਆ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੈ।  ਸਿੱਖ ਧਰਮ ਵਿਚ ਗੁਰੂ ਸਾਹਿਬਾਨਾਂ ਨੇ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਣ ਦਿਤਾ ਤੇ ਫੁਰਮਾਇਆ "ਸੋ ਕਿਉ ਮੰਦਾ ਆਖੀਐ ਜਿਤ ਜੰਮਹਿ ਰਾਜਾਨ "।   ਅਸਾਂ ਨੇ ਹੀ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਰਾਹੀ ਅੱਜ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਦੀ ਮਾਂ ਭੈਣ ਇਕ ਕਰ ਦਿਤੀ । 

ਇਸ ਵਿਸ਼ੇ ਤੇ ਅੱਜ ਜਦ ਮੈਂ ਕਈ ਔਰਤਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਚਰਚਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਤਾਂ ਕਹਿਣ ਲੱਗੀਆਂ, ਛੱਡੋ ਜੀ ਆਪਣਾਂ ਕੀ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ ਕੱਢੀ ਜਾਣ ਦੋ।  ਜੇ ਇਹੋ ਸੋਚ ਰਹੀ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਦੀ ਤਾਂ ਮੇਰਾ ਲਿਖਣਾ ਵਿਅਰਥ ਲੱਗਦਾ ਹੈ ਕੋਈ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੰਵਾਰ ਸਕਦਾ ਕੁਝ ਵੀ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਦਾ। 

ਸਮਾਂ ਬਦਲ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੈ ਪਤਾ ਲੱਗਣ ਲੱਗ ਪਿਆ ਹੈ ਜਦੋ ਹੁਣ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਵੀ ਮਰਦਾ ਵਾਂਗ ਮਾਂ, ਭੈਣ ਦੀਆਂ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਕੱਢਣ ਲਗ ਪਈਆ ਹਨ। ਕਿਸ ਰਿਸਤੇ ਨੂੰ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਕੱਢ ਰਾਹੀ ਹੈ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਹੀ ਬੇਹਤਰ ਜਾਣਦੀ ਹੈ।

ਪਰ ਸ਼ੁਕਰ ਹੈ ਹਾਲੇ ਤਕ ਸਿੱਖਿਆ ਸ਼ਾਸਤ੍ਰੀਆਂ ਵਲੋਂ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਜਮਾਤ ਦੇ ਸਿਲੇਬਸ ਵਿਚ ਸਾਮਿਲ ਨਹੀਂ ਕੀਤਾ ਗਿਆ ਅਤੇ ਨਾ ਹੀ ਅੱਜ ਤੱਕ ਇਸ ਨੂੰ ਚੌਣਵਾਂ ਵਿਸ਼ਾ ਹੀ ਬਣਾਇਆ, ਨਹੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਪੇਪਰਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਇਸ ਬਾਰੇ ਪ੍ਰਸ਼ਨ ਵੀ ਆਉਦੇ ਅਤੇ ਨੰਬਰ ਵੀ ਦਿਤੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ।  ਸਮਾਂ ਦੂਰ ਨਹੀ ਜਦੋਂ ਗੱਲ ਗੱਲ ਵਿਚ ਗਾਂਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਦੀ ਵਰਤੋਂ ਦੇ ਮੁਕਬਲੇ ਵੀ ਹੋਣ ਲੱਗ ਜਾਣਗੇ ਜਿਵੇ ਗਾਣੇ ਗਾਣ ਤੇ ਡਾਂਸ ਆਦਿ ਦੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਹਨ।

ਭਾਵੇਂ ਆਧੂਨਿਕ ਸਮੇਂ ਔਰਤ ਨੂੰ ਅਗਾਂਹਾਂ ਵਧੁ ਕਰਾਰ ਦਿਤਾ ਜਾ ਰਿਹਾ ਹੈ ਪਰ ਫਿਰ ਵੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਦੂਰੀ ਹੈ ਮਰਦ ਤੇ ਔਰਤ ਵਿਚ ਅਤੇ ਆਪਸੀ ਸੋਚ ਵਿਚਾਰ ਵਿੱਚ। ਹਾਲੇ ਵੀ ਬਰਾਬਰੀ ਤੇ ਨਹੀ ਆ ਰਹੀ।

ਜਰਾ ਸੋਚੋ ਕੇ ਮਰਦ ਦੇ ਮਨ ਦੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਕੋਨੇ ਵਿਚ ਥੌੜੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਸੰਗ ਸ਼ਰਮ ਅਤੇ ਹਯਾ ਤਾਂ ਬਾਕੀ ਬਚੀ ਹੈ ਹਾਲੇ ਵੀ।  ਇਸੇ ਲਈ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਕਦੇ ਵੀ ਗਾਲ੍ਹ ਨਹੀ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਕਿ "ਤੇਰੀ ਘਰ ਵਾਲੀ ਦੀ...."। ਇਹ ਸਾਇਦ ਮਰਦ ਦੀ ਪੋਜੈਸਿਵਨੈਸ ਦਰਸਾਉਦਾ ਹੋਵੇ। ਇਸਤਰੀ ਵਰਗ ਇਸੇ ਤੇ ਮਾਣ ਕਰੇ ਕਿ ਮਰਦ ਨੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇ ਵਿਚ ਤਾਂ ਔਰਤ ਨੂੰ ਆਪਣਾਂ ਮੰਨਿਆ। ਵਧਾਈ ਹੋਵੇ ਇਸਤਰੀ ਸਮਾਜ ਨੂੰ ਇਸੇ ਲਈ। ਅੱਗੇ ਵਧੇ ਔਰਤ, ਰੋਕੇ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਆਪਣੇ ਰਿਸਤੇ ਦੀ ਵਰਤੋਂ ਨੂੰ, ਮਰਦ ਖਾ ਤਾਂ ਨਹੀਂ ਜਾਊ ਤੁਹਾਨੂੰ ਇਸ ਰੋਕ ਤੇ, ਆਪੇ ਬੰਦ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇਗਾ ਗਾਲ੍ਹਾਂ ਕੱਢਣ ਦਾ ਰਿਵਾਜ਼ ਸਮਾਜ ਵਿਚੋ, ਸੱਚ ਜਾਣਿਓ ਜੀ ਮੇਰਾ ਲਿਖਣਾਂ ਵੀ ਸਾਰਥਕ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇਗਾ।

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Religion, Faith, Spirituality / ਦੋਸਤ
« on: August 01, 2009, 02:29:06 PM »
   
1.ਸਿਰਫ ਉਸ ਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਦੋਸਤ ਮਿਲ ਸਕਦਾ ਹੈ, ਜਿਸ ਦੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਅੰਦਰ ਦੋਸਤ ਦਿਲ ਧਡ਼ਕਦਾ ਹੋਵੇ।
   
2.ਦੋਸਤੀ ਅਤੇ ਹਮਦਰਦੀ ਦੀ ਕੋਈ ਜਾਤ-ਪਾਤ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੀ।
   
3.ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਦੋਸਤ ਤੁਹਾਡੀਆਂ ਲੋਡ਼ਾਂ ਦੀ ਪੂਰਤੀ ਦਾ ਸਾਕਾਰ ਰੂਪ ਹੈ।

4.ਜਦੋਂ ਦੋਸਤ ਚੁੱਪ ਧਾਰ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਹੈ, ਉਦੋਂ ਵੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਉਸ ਦੇ ਦਿਲ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਸੁਣਦੇ ਰਹਿੰਦੇ ਹੋ।
   
5.ਮਿੱਤਰ ਸੰਘਣਾ ਰੁੱਖ ਹੈ, ਮਿੱਠੇ ਪਾਣੀ ਦੀ ਛਬੀਲ ਅਤੇ ਉਹ ਅੱਡਾ ਜਿਥੇ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੀਆਂ ਹਰ ਕਿਸਮ ਦੀਆਂ ਘਟਨਾਵਾਂ ਦਾ ਜ਼ਿਕਰ ਕੀਤਾ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹੈ।
   
6.ਖੁਸ਼ਹਾਲੀ ਮਿੱਤਰ ਬਣਾਉਂਦੀ ਹੈ ਤੇ ਮੰਦਹਾਲੀ ਉਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਪਰਖਦੀ ਹੈ।
   
7.ਦੋਸਤੀ ਹਮੇਸ਼ਾ ਇਕ ਖੁਸ਼ਗਵਾਰ ਜੁੰਮੇਵਾਰੀ ਹੈ, ਕਦੇ ਵੀ ਮੌਕਾਪ੍ਰਸਤੀ ਨਹੀਂ।
   
8.ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੋਸਤ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਇਸ ਤਰ੍ਹਾਂ ਹੈ ਜਿਵੇਂ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਗਵਾਹ ਦੇ ਮੌਤ।
   
9.ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਦੇ ਮਿਲ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਕਦੀ ਅਤੇ ਕਾਮਯਾਬੀ ਮਿੱਤਰ ਸਭਾ ਦੀ ਵਿਸ਼ੇਸ਼ਤਾ ਹੈ।
 
10.ਖੁਸ਼ਕਿਸਮਤ ਉਹ ਹਨ ਜੋ ਮਿੱਤਰ ਬਣਾ ਸਕਦੇ ਇਸ ਤੋਂ ਵਧ ਉਹ ਜਿਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਮਿੱਤਰ ਬਣਾ ਕੇ ਰੱਖਣ ਦੀ ਯੋਗਤਾ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ।
 
11.ਪਤਨੀ ਵਰਗਾ ਕੋਈ ਸੱਚਾ ਦੋਸਤ ਨਹੀਂ।
 
12.ਜਦੋਂ ਦੋ ਮਿੱਤਰ ਨਿੱਖਡ਼ਨ ਤਾਂ ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਚਾਹੀਦਾ ਹੈ ਕਿ ਉਹ ਇਕ ਦੂਜੇ ਦੇ ਭੇਤਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਜਿੰਦਰੇ ਲਾਕੇ ਕੁੰਜੀਆਂ ਵਟਾ ਲੈਣ।
 

13.ਜੇ ਪੱਕੀ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੇ ਹੋ ਤਾਂ ਦੋਸਤ ਨਾਲ ਬਹਿਸ, ਉਧਾਰ ਲੈਣ-ਦੇਣ ਅਤੇ ਉਸ ਦੀ ਪਤਨੀ ਨਾਲ ਇੱਕਲਿਆਂ ਗੱਲਬਾਤ ਕਰਨੀ ਛੱਡ ਦਿਓ।
 
14.ਸਾਥੀ ਅਤੇ ਦੋਸਤ ਉਮਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਮਹਿੰਗੀ ਕਮਾਈ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਹਨ।
 
15.ਥੋਡ਼ੀ ਜਿਹੀ ਦੂਰੀ ਮਿੱਤਰਤਾ ਨੂੰ ਹਰਾ ਰੱਖਦੀ ਹੈ।
 
16.ਸੱਚੇ ਮਿੱਤਰ ਕਦੇ ਪੁਰਾਣੇ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੇ।


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Complaints / plz help me
« on: July 29, 2009, 11:54:29 AM »
sat shri akal ji sariya nu

hmmm meri prob eh hai ki urre sare kehnde ne agar tuhanu kise da work nice lage, ta ohnu thanks keh do thanx de option te click kar ke, but metho ta thanx de option te click nahi hunda.... ja sirf mod ya admin thanx kar sakde ne??? tell me plz.....

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Jokes Majaak / Meaning of wife
« on: July 27, 2009, 02:00:36 PM »
Question: How do you keep your boyfriend/husband from reading your e-mail?
Answer: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."
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What does W-I-F-E mean?

Worst Individual Female Enemy


 :hehe:

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Jokes Majaak / Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« on: July 27, 2009, 01:45:38 PM »
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

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Jokes Majaak / family problems
« on: July 27, 2009, 01:33:26 PM »
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.

We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

 
"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

 
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

 
Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems.. ?  !

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Shayari / Sab se chupa kar dard Jo who muskura diya....
« on: July 26, 2009, 02:15:08 PM »
Sab se chupa kar dard Jo who muskura diya....
Us ki hansi NE to aaj mujhe rula diya.....


Lehje se uth raha tha har I dard ka dhuaan...
Chehra Bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya...



Aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi...
Or keh raha tha k mein NE sab kuch bhula diya....


Jane kya us ko loghon se thi shikayatein....
Tanhaiyon ke dais mein khud ko basa diya...


Khud bhi who hum se bichar kar adhura as ho gaya....
Mujh ko bhi itne loghon mein tanha bana diya....

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