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701
« on: February 04, 2008, 04:28:57 AM »
k have fun nd make wht ever u want kk ji
702
« on: February 04, 2008, 03:04:02 AM »
fouzia in mysore palace,
Tourist guide Aunty PLz don sit there, It's Tippu sultan's chair.
Fouzia - oye don't worry babloo I will get up when he comes..
703
« on: February 04, 2008, 02:52:32 AM »
Deewana talking on cell phone.
Baba BHai : kis se baat kar rahe ho.
Deewana : biwi se.....
Baba Bhai : itne... pyar se....?
Deewana : tumhari hai. .
704
« on: February 04, 2008, 02:41:14 AM »
Genius Nomi and Budhu bandariya Sweet Naz in a football stadium..
Sweet Naaz : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Nomi Genius : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Sweet Naaz :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol
hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?"
705
« on: February 04, 2008, 02:38:13 AM »
Baboo ji : baita Raj, paper kaisa huwa?
baba bhai(Raj) :bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baboo ji:acha! aur baqi?
baba bhai(Raj) :teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!
chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki
pichle taraf tha, mai ne dekha he nhe
Baboo ji guse mai bole:aur dosra?
baba bhai(Raj) : bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;-> hih hih hih hih hih hih [/size][/font]
706
« on: February 04, 2008, 01:10:49 AM »
ahhahahahah luv this is dam funny main has has mar gaye hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?
Sohrab : SMILES
Teacher: Why
Sohrab: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''s'' ;->
707
« on: February 04, 2008, 01:07:17 AM »
Sweet Naaz boli deewane ko tujhe Swimming aati hai ????
Deewana : nahi
Sweet NAaz : Tere se to kute ache hain
Deewana : tuje swwimming aaati hai
Sweet NAaz : yes
Deewana: Phir tuj mein aur kutto mein kiya faraq hai.... hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
708
« on: February 04, 2008, 01:04:07 AM »
Himesh ka kutta ghar se bhaag gaya.......
Dusre kutte ne use poocha......
Yaar tumne ghar kyo chhoda.....
Usne kaha: Yaar raat ko woh gane ki practice karta hai....
aur subah maar mujhko padti hai....
709
« on: February 04, 2008, 01:01:45 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih
Nomi: Are janu light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do.....
Janu: Lo kar di na bewakoofo jaisi baat.....
Nomi: Kyo???
Janu: Fan chalu karungi to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.... hih hih
710
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:53:42 AM »
Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
711
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:49:05 AM »
palko pe apni bithaya hai tujhe
badi duaon k baad paya hai tujhe
aasani se nahi mile ho tum
international zoo se churaya hai tujhe
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
712
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:46:46 AM »
Exams Are Like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult To Understand.
3,More Explanation Is Needed.
4,Result Is Always FAIL!
713
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:44:14 AM »
Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane
714
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:28:47 AM »
Five friends lived in a room, Named MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..
715
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:23:56 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih cuz u cala is pagal jk nic shayari or wht ever tht was but it was funny as much i unerstand hih hih hih hih hih hih
716
« on: February 03, 2008, 11:37:09 PM »
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
717
« on: February 03, 2008, 10:11:15 PM »
nic pic velly like the way u made it
718
« on: February 03, 2008, 10:09:37 PM »
ahahahhah oh i was gana say all of u lookin nic keep it up
719
« on: February 03, 2008, 09:41:46 PM »
ahhah coupones wht u ganna do with coupones Mr. Admin w39: w39: w39:
720
« on: February 03, 2008, 09:37:34 PM »
Dosti karo to dhokha mat dena..
Doston ko aansuon ka thofa mat dena
Dil se roye koi tumhe yaad karke
aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena...
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