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Shayari / Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car..........
« on: February 27, 2008, 07:26:09 PM »
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!

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Shayari / heer
« on: February 27, 2008, 09:54:21 AM »
Ni lammi dhon ni heere tu gall heriya de pa manke,
Hawa di nabaz ruk jandi jado jhanjar teri chanke,
Ni ban chuni de lar churee tu kithe jani ee ban than ke,
Bimari ishq di vaddi loka de dil bare chote,
Jina de roop na sohne ohna de lekh ne khote........

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Shayari / Dard haaseya'ch vi hunda hai hazoor.........
« on: February 26, 2008, 11:25:43 AM »
Dard haaseya'ch vi hunda hai hazoor,

Koi ro ke samjhaave eh zaroori tey nahin

Samajh lena chaahida shabdaa da takaaza,

Koi dil cheer ke dikhaave eh zaroori tey nahin

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Shayari / Gairaa de je supniyaa di ban gayi tu rani..........
« on: February 25, 2008, 03:32:59 PM »
Gairaa de je supniyaa di ban gayi tu rani,

Fer saade kehra supniyaa'ch aaun vaale mukk gaye.

Gairaa naal kare je tu hass-hass gallaa,

Fer saanu kehra hass ke bulaaun vaale mukk gaye.

Kardi pasand je tu kisse hor nu....

Fer kehra jagg vicho saanu chaun vaale mukk gaye

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Shayari / Gairaa de je supniyaa di ban gayi tu rani...........
« on: February 25, 2008, 03:28:17 PM »
Gairaa de je supniyaa di ban gayi tu rani,

Fer saade kehra supniyaa'ch aaun vaale mukk gaye.

Gairaa naal kare je tu hass-hass gallaa,

Fer saanu kehra hass ke bulaaun vaale mukk gaye.

Kardi pasand je tu kisse hor nu....

Fer kehra jagg vicho saanu chaun vaale mukk gaye

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Shayari / Aakhri salam
« on: February 22, 2008, 07:55:57 PM »
Jehla'ch band ghulam reh jande ne,

Kitaabaan'ch likhe paigaam reh jande ne,

Pehli mulaaqat kisse nu yaad rahe na rahe,

Yaad sab nu aakhri Salaam reh jande ne

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Jokes Majaak / fouzia in mysore palace
« on: February 04, 2008, 03:04:02 AM »
fouzia in mysore palace,
Tourist guide Aunty PLz don sit there, It's Tippu sultan's chair.

Fouzia - oye don't worry babloo I will get up when he comes..

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Jokes Majaak / deewana oh cell phone
« on: February 04, 2008, 02:52:32 AM »
Deewana talking on cell phone.

Baba BHai : kis se baat kar rahe ho.

Deewana : biwi se.....

Baba Bhai : itne... pyar se....?

Deewana : tumhari hai. .

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Jokes Majaak / goal
« on: February 04, 2008, 02:41:14 AM »
Genius Nomi and Budhu bandariya Sweet Naz in a football stadium..

Sweet Naaz : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?

Nomi Genius : goal kar rahe hain!!!

Sweet Naaz :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol

hain , aur kitni gol Karenge?"

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Jokes Majaak / paper
« on: February 04, 2008, 02:38:13 AM »
Baboo ji : baita Raj, paper kaisa huwa?

baba bhai(Raj) :bus pehla sawal choot gia!

Baboo ji:acha! aur baqi?

baba bhai(Raj) :teesra mujhe aata nhe tha!

chotha mai karna bhool gia!paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya!chatta paper ki

pichle taraf tha, mai ne dekha he nhe

Baboo ji guse mai bole:aur dosra?

baba bhai(Raj) : bs srf wohe galat huwa hai ;-> hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Jokes Majaak / Exams Are Like GIRL FRIENDS;
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:46:46 AM »
Exams Are Like GIRL FRIENDS;

1,Too Many Questions.

2,Difficult To Understand.

3,More Explanation Is Needed.

4,Result Is Always FAIL!

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Jokes Majaak / 5 frnds
« on: February 04, 2008, 12:28:47 AM »
Five friends lived in a room, Named MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.


One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.


MAD: Is it police station ???
Police: Yes, what is the matter ???
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I"m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom....
Police: you FOOL...
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke..

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Shayari / for some mean ass ppl...but still ma frnds
« on: February 03, 2008, 12:21:32 AM »
UNAKI MOHABBT KA ABHI NISHAN BAAKI HAIN.
NAAM HOTO PE JAAN BAKI HAIN.
KYA HUA AGAR DEKH KE NAJAR PHER LETE HAIN.
TASSALI HAIN KI ABHI SHAKAL KI PEHCHN BAKI HAIN.

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Fun Time / WhAt Is A kIsS?????????
« on: February 02, 2008, 09:43:51 PM »
What is a kiss???
In view of………..
(1)Geometry…
“KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!”


(2)Economics…
“KISS IS THAT THING FOR WHICH DEMAND IS ALWAYS HIGHER THAN SUPPLY!”


(3)Physics…
KISS IS THE PROCESS OF CHARGING A HUMAN BODY!”


(4)Computer…
“KISS IS LIKE A LAN, IN WHICH 2 BODIES ARE CONNECTED WITHOUT ANY DATA CABLE!”
 

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Shayari / ek wakht tha jub ap muj sa pyar kar ta tha....................
« on: February 01, 2008, 11:44:42 PM »
ek wakht tha jub ap muj sa pyar kar ta tha
ap apni mahobat ka izhar karta tha,
ab asa kya kar diya hum ne,
jo hamara chara sa be ap ko naftar ho gaye,
phla to ap isi chara sa pyar karta tha..


hey sohni darlin i wrote it m so suprized so check it out kk lolz

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Shayari / LAI ASRA GURU DASHMESH DA..
« on: January 31, 2008, 07:13:03 PM »
LAI ASRA GURU DASHMESH DA, CHALO HO JAO SAARE TEYAR AAJ MAUT DE NAAL HI JUJNA , LAU SACHE PATSHAH APNI SAAR. EK TALWAR YE SADI MAUT HAI, TA ZINDAGI HAI DUZI TALWAR, OHNE HAI MAIDAN WICH AUNA, JIHNU NHI JIVAN NAAL PYAR. PHIR DHARTI AMBAR KAMBNE, JAD CHUKE SINGHA HATHIAAR, NAAL MAUT NU TRELIA AUNIA, JAD HOYE WAAR TE WAAR . ES SHRIR CH LAHU NI WEHNDA, WEHNDI HAI AMRIT DI DHAR, AMRIT WICH TAAKT HAI EANI , SWAA LAKH JHATKE EK WAAR. M@N! DARI NA GHABRAI NA , YAKIN RAKHI WICH KARTAR, EK BAZAN WALA GOBIND SINGH, AAPE KRUGA BERE PAAR
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Gup Shup / fun facts
« on: January 29, 2008, 11:27:48 PM »
 

“Tolerance is giving to every other human being every right that you claim for YOURSELF“



‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word typed with only the left hand ..

  And ‘lollipop’  is the longest word typed with your right hand.  (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn’t you?)

  No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

‘Dreamt’ is the only English word that ends in the letters ‘mt’. ? (Are you doubting this?)

                                           Our eyes  are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.                              The sentence: ‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’ uses every letter of the alphabet.  (Now, you KNOW you’re going to try this out for accuracy, right?)                                         
 

The words ‘racecar,’   â€˜kayak’ and ‘level’  are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).   

There are only four words in the English language which end in ‘dous’: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You’re not doubting this, are you?)


 

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: ‘abstemious’ and ‘facetious.’ (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u) TYPEWRITER  is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.   (All you typists are going to test this out)

  A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that’s about what my memory span is.)

  A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

  A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

  A snail  can sleep for three years.  (I know some people that could do this too.!)


Almonds are a member of the peach family.


An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)


Babies are born without kneecaps.  They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 


 

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

  If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.


Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

                       

  Peanuts  are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

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Gup Shup / 55 Reasons why I love You
« on: January 29, 2008, 11:00:31 PM »


 1) The way you stand by my side
2) The times you make sure nothing will harm me
3) How you always find a new way to “WoW” me
4) When I’m sad, you take the pain away with a joke
5) How you always look deep into my eyes
6) How you can make my heart melt with your soft lips
7) The way you hold my hand so tight
 The way you never let my hands go
9) They way you make sure I have everything I need
10) How you always know what to say when I get mad at you
11) When you buy me things out of the blue
12) How you say the cutest things over and over and never gets old
13) The way you play with my hair when I’m falling asleep
14) The way you stare at me as if I am the most handsome guy in the world!
15) The times when you where determind for me not to be mad at you anymore
16) The way you look when I get all dressed up
17) The smile you give after I’m done kissing you
18) The way you act like a dork but make me laugh
19) The way your not embarrased to say or do anything in front of me
20) How you can just defend me and not be scared
21) They way you walk when you get sad!!
22) The look you make when you get jealous
23) When Im feeling the worst, you make me feel the happiest
24) The way you sing to be all cheesy
25) How you can just drive hours to see me for a day
26) How you always finish my sentences
27) How your the only one who thinks im NOT weird
28) How your the only one who gets my joke… and laughs
29) The way we play stupid games, but you play anyways
30) How I can never hate you
31) How you love me like no other
32) The way you touch me as if I might break
33) How you tell me long stories that have no meaning, but you know I’ll listen anyway
34) How you listen to me talk for hours
35) How you forgive me when I do wrong
36) How you hardly ever get mad at me
37) The way you look after I say I love you
38) How times it seems like we’re the only ones here
39) the way your not embarrased to call me sweet things in front of anyone
40) The way you call me every freakin minute
41) The way you always find a way to see me or talk to me
42) How you put ME before you friends
43) How you would do anything I say
44) The way you get my attention
45) The way I turn you on, without me doing anything
46) How you can just speak your mind
47) How your not afraid to tell me your feelings
48) How you can cry in front of me with out being shy or embarassed
49) How you can diss parties to just stay home with me all night
50) How we talk on the phone all night
51) How we both get along so well
52) The way you spend all your money to buy calling cards for me
53) The way we’re so much alike!!
54) How you make me feel when I think I’m nothing
55) the way you inspire me with your thoughts and emotions!!!!

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Gup Shup / Why do boys fall in love with girls?
« on: January 29, 2008, 10:55:27 PM »

 1. They will always smell good even if it’s just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later….
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you”.
18. Actually, Just the way they kiss you…
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don’t admit it).
23. The way they say “I miss you”.
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore.
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die
without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they
become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling only felt.[:)]

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Gup Shup / love letter from an advertiser…………..
« on: January 29, 2008, 09:04:21 PM »
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,
after WIPRO (ApplyingThought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion).
I always BPL (Believe in the best)and you are SANSUI (Better than the best).
You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles)  for me.
This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh )  feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough)  but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).


If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let’s Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA(Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye).  For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone’s Invited) and after marriage we’ll beWHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World’s best homemakers)

Trust in God who’s always NOKIA (Connecting people)  who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) .

Now that  called HYUNDAI…………….. ..

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