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« on: February 06, 2008, 01:58:30 AM »
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
Doctor’s promise
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor. He was treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
602
« on: February 06, 2008, 01:53:12 AM »
Santa: So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.
603
« on: February 06, 2008, 01:50:58 AM »
Santa: If I die, will you remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
604
« on: February 06, 2008, 01:48:58 AM »
A visiting foreign dignitary was being seen off at the Airport by the President (Zail Singh)and Prime Minister (Indira Gandhi).
Zail Singh is having fun ... seeing all these planes take off and Land. A 747 takes off.
"Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing" says Gianiji
Indira gives him a dirty look
Another Jumbo is landing
"Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing" says Zail Singh
I'm going to snub him if he does it again thinks Indira
Another 747 comes in to land. Indira Gandhi is Watching Zail Singh who points skywards and says excitedly
"Boeing Boeing Boeing Boeing ... "
"Be silent!" Shouts Indira
"oeing oeing oeing oeing " says the obedient Zail Singh
605
« on: February 06, 2008, 01:39:34 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih jotti teri life mor like a comady to me yaar ur life was fun tuhadi sarya de life padh ka mera be india jaan nu jee karda cuz tuhadya galla to lag raha ka india is so much fun nd sohni darlin dont be sad u look nic smilin u will get all the happines u desarve jus wait nd watch k janu nd i dont have nythin to say abut ma self par jotti tu tan phala to he ashiqi karda phirda hahahahah sudhar ja bhot ho gaye ashiqi hih hih hih nd jatti ur really sweet lmfao nic bachpan
606
« on: February 06, 2008, 01:24:40 AM »
Zindagi ke safar mein har insan,
Khusi ke talash mein rehta hain,
Is waje se woh anjane mein,
Hazar gum ko apnata hain,
Jina hai to khul kar jiyo,
Gum aur khusi ka hisab kyon karta hain,
Jo mile usi ko apna takdir samajho,
Phir dekho gum kaise khusi mein badlta hain.
607
« on: February 06, 2008, 01:20:47 AM »
balla kudi nd jatt darlin kamal kar ta keep it up nic shayari
Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe they hum,
Par aankho mein nami si thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.
608
« on: February 06, 2008, 01:16:01 AM »
din sat sohrya da la aye a mahi nal jashn mana aye e
tanu wakh mahi nal jandi ne jaan nila gaye meri ne
kiva raat sohnya ne shagna wali teri
na dil ta thoker mar chana
nahi bhulda phla pyar chana
bus tanu chata kar kar ka
shagna de rat gujari
mahi chup karonda raha
lang gaye raat rondi de sari
Kabal Rajastani, Love Preet
Do Tibbeyain De Ohle
next word is jashn (celibration)
609
« on: February 06, 2008, 12:34:09 AM »
koi na deepu darlin ohnu kah da asi ohnu nahi tang kara ge jo hun kahi da oh he ounu kaha ga nd yaar tellhim jub pyar kiya to darna kya hahahah
610
« on: February 06, 2008, 12:16:13 AM »
kk riskyamli je ill give tht next word ji
chak jiger ka sinha main hai jasa be ho je lata hain jasa be ho jee lata hain
dard mila to sah lata hai dard mila to sah lata hai ashq mila to pe lata
Jagjit Singh
Chahat
next word is dard
611
« on: February 06, 2008, 12:08:35 AM »
hih hih hih hih hih sabh to phala meri sohni dalin nu hugz nd kisses lolzzzzzzz hih hih hih nd deepu darlin me no mean main sohni darlin nu mill ka sidha tere kol he ouna c heheheh nd sohni darlin y u comfuse abut jija nd bro tusi idda karo jido deepu darlin da ur bro i mean who ever tht is oda viah ho gaya na tusi udo ah gall sochyo hih hih hih hihaja bro nu bro ta sis nu sis rahan dayo hih hih hihnd viah to badh jido deepu darlin apna sohra ghar hoye ahnu bhabi te bro nu bro kahi hih hih nd jido ah paka hoye udo otha ja ka ahnu sis nd bro nu jija bana daye hih hihdono rista rakh laye huh such darlin dona nu same time toa sis te bro na kahi kita bachri nu rakhri na ban ni pa jaye hih hih hih hih hih hih k me jk lolz deepu darlin hun dasso be kyon a i cant wait no more manu das dayo ka main ohnu bro kaha c ja nahi ahhaha sorry main kissa nu bbe aja tak bro nahi kaha main tan sarya nu darlin kahandi a hih hih hih hih hih kk deepu hun dasso kk huh1: huh1: huh1: huh1: w39: w39: w39: w39: Laugh;) Blink:) shy;) hug:) love:) kiss:) Pagel:) bye:) hih hih
612
« on: February 05, 2008, 11:58:12 PM »
hey really nic videos really touchin keep it up
613
« on: February 05, 2008, 11:55:30 PM »
Dhora :
majboorian cha nikrendian hin, vas naal nikerda koi nai.
sari harri hoi khed hey Qismat di, Deeen Eid de larda koi nai.
Laj maar gathendi hey Lajpaalaan noo, Banda Hijer ich marda koi nai.
saarey sajan HAYAT ehsaan charendin, Deeen lehndoan Charda koi nai...!!!
Teri kha gai sik mahyia
kadi kadi milya ker, mera lakhan vichoon hik mahyia...!
mahiya :
peeela paa chola
Eadey tedey Qadar kiitey, Eaday Qadar da nai dhola..!!
mundri masay dee
Aeven dhola lar ponayen, gal hondi ey haaasay dee...!!
Koi udda way kaan waindah
Sajan mukah daindin, thi maut da nah waindah.
Kinooo pak ke laaal ho gaye
Jainde bajoon pal nasay visday, onhoo vekheya vee saal ho gaye...!!
koi chaandi safaa keeti...
Oohaa meda nhi baneyaa, jai'n zindagi tabaah keeti...!!!
Dhora:
Ya-Rab-ul-Ezat main ujray di, tonrey hun taa'n Aas puja cha...
Keday aokhay waqat nibha aaiyan, meday sabraa'n da mul pa cha..
Main kuj na mangda tedi Duniya toon, hika ker manzoor Dua cha...
Masoom di peyas da wasat hiye, AKHTAR noo'n sajan mila cha...!!!
614
« on: February 05, 2008, 11:45:19 PM »
Duriyon se farak padhta nahi,
baat to dil ki nazdikiyon se hoti hai,
dosti kuch khaas aapjaiso se hoti hai,
warna mulaqat na jane kitnoo se hoti hai..[/b] [/color]
615
« on: February 05, 2008, 11:41:09 PM »
Chale aao kahi shaam ye dhal na jaye
Mulakat ki ye ghadi tal na jaye
Nazro ko jata de machalna na yu bhi
Kahi bhool se raaz ye khul na jaye
Kisi se na karna kabi baat meri
Zamana ye zalim kahi jal na jaye
Me tumhe chahti hu kitna ..kisse kya pata
Kisii ko magar pyar ye khal na jaye
Mile saath tera yahi aarzoo hai
Magar Zindagi ye yu hi dhal na jaye
Agar chahte ho to dil main basalo mujhe
Pata ye kisii ko magar chal na jaye
Ye sach hai main tumhari hu par
Kahi ishq ki aag main jal na jaye..
616
« on: February 05, 2008, 11:37:58 PM »
balle; jatti darlin kamal kar ta nic shayari these lines to all those frnds i have on PJ u guyz r coo nd i miss u all hug:) hug:) kiss:) kiss:) Pagel:) Balle; Balle; hih hihDoor hain aapse to kuch gam nahi,
Door rahe k bhulne wale hum nahin,
Roz mulakat na ho to kya hua,
Aapki yaad aapke mulakat se kam na
617
« on: February 05, 2008, 05:41:01 PM »
Mili nazar jab se dil apna bas main hai kaha
bhatakte rahe ham unki talash main yaha vaha
khoya kuch to hai hamne.....
kyu man lag nahi rahi hai kaha??
manzil ko dhund rahe the hum hiran ki tarah yaha vaha
woh pass hi to hain...
fir hum kya talash te rahe kaha kaha.
618
« on: February 05, 2008, 05:38:53 PM »
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal mein aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Yadoon ke haseen lamhe dil mein rahenge,
Chahe sari umar hamari mulaqat ho na ho.
619
« on: February 05, 2008, 05:37:09 PM »
main tan itha he hundia par hazzar again
620
« on: February 05, 2008, 05:34:25 PM »
Ye Rishte Ke Dhage Hote Hai Aise,
Inhe Jaise Bandho Ye Bandhte Hai Vaise,
Yu To Jindagi Me Koi Yuhi Nahi Milta,
Magar Tum Jaise Chahoge Hum Milenge Vaise.
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