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1861
Shayari / Re: CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE
« on: January 23, 2008, 06:33:29 AM »
Kinna pyar karde haa asi
shayad aap nu pata na hovey
aisa sama na aawe ke jad pata challe
ta aap saanu milan ah rahe ho ta
saada jism kabri jal riha hovey
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1862
Shayari / Re: pyaar hai ya saza ae mere dil bata
« on: January 23, 2008, 06:31:53 AM »
marjana 1 din tenu yaad karde karde, es zindagi ch  tera intzaar karde karde, pata ni kado muk jana eh samah assi har roj tenu pyar karde, mani mar jana sachi tanu yaad karde karde :-(
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1863
Shayari / Re: GAL MUKDIII HAI..............
« on: January 23, 2008, 06:29:30 AM »
Kinna ko chir asi luk luk rova ge
kisey hor de paapa nu dhovan ge
yaad kar kar waqt nu souva ge
pehla darja kisey hor da te
asi dooje kiyon hova ge
ajj sama aya phir jeene da
thoda pyar da sharbat peene da
oh dekhan ge asi badal gaye
jo zakham ditte uni bun bun ke
ajj waqt ah giya seene da.....
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1864
Shayari / Re: Shayiri posted by $$MaStaNa$$
« on: January 23, 2008, 06:26:25 AM »
pela likhia chithia mai tenu, oo fir ikk ikk kar ke paar tia

ley tasveeran terian, paa hanjju agg la saar tia

ikk tu hi si.....bas tu hi si...jo sadda saath na nibha saki

milia si jo sannu jagira, sabb tere sir to vaar tia
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ban ranjhan mai ta thedh da, ajj hathi heeran haar tia

sabb likhia chitthia paar tia

assi hathi heeran haar tia, bass hathi heeran haar tia

1865
Shayari / Re: shayari posted by ~PunjabiKudi~
« on: January 23, 2008, 06:17:58 AM »
Meri "ROOH" Vich Mayra Yaar Wasda Meri "AKH" Vich Usda "DIDAR" Wasda Sanu Apne Dard Di Parwah Nai Par "RAB" Karay Har Wailay Raway Mayra Yaar "HASDA"

1866
Jokes Majaak / Re: Judge and lawyer...........
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:31:23 AM »
An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
  hih hih hih

1867
Jokes Majaak / santa
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:27:42 AM »
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

1868
Jokes Majaak / santa banta good frnds lolz
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:19:47 AM »
SANTA & BANTA WERE GOOD FRIENDS.THEY BOTH LOVED CRICKET.THEY BOTH DECIDED THAT WHO EVER DIES FIRST WILL COME IN THE OTHER'S DREAM & TALK ABOUT CRICKET.BANTA DIED FIRST.
SO BANTA CAME IN SANTA'S DREAM AND TALKED ABOUT CRICKET.SO SANTA ASKED BANTA THAT HOW IS CRICKET IN HEAVEN?
BANTA SAID"IN HEAVEN CRICKET IS VERY FAMOUS".
THE NEXT DAY BANTA AGAIN CAME.HE TOLD SANTA THAT HE HAS ONE GOODNEWS & ONE BAD NEWS.SANTA FIRST ASKED THE GOODNEWS.
BANTA SAID"THE GOODNEWS IS THAT THERE IS A MATCH IN HEAVEN TOMORROW & I'AM THE OPENING BATSMAN".
THEN SANTA ASKED THE BAD NEWS & BANTA SAID "THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOU ARE THE OPENING BOWLER IN THAT MATCH!!!".

1869
Jokes Majaak / santa banta
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:15:44 AM »
Banta: “My grandfather’s watch fell into a well and when it was found after 30 years, it was still keeping correct time”
Santa: What is so great about it? Once my grandfather fell into a well, and after thirty years when he was taken out, he was still alive.”
Banta: “How can it be possible? What was he doing in the well for thirty years?”
Santa: “He was winding your grandfather’s wrist-watch.”

 

1870
Shayari / CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:12:20 AM »
CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE,
TO YE RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE
TUM BHI AGAR AA JAO KAREEB,
TO MAUSAM AUR BHI RUMANI HO JAYE.
Balle; Balle;

1871
Shayari / Re: Dard Dillan Dey........
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:06:07 AM »
kisi ne chura liya kyun mujhe dikhte nahi,
hai mujhse roothkar chup-chaap baithe kahi,
kyu is mousam mein aati hai bahut yaad,
aur kaha kho gayi hu main dil lagane ke baad.
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1872
Jokes Majaak / Re: Owner And A Man
« on: January 23, 2008, 05:03:00 AM »
Once Morron entered a cybercafe to check his mails.It was crowded so he had to wait.As he waited he saw a man checking his mails.He stood behind him and watched.The man typed his password and was waiting when morron cried out "Yes yes I know your password.I can read your mails now.
"Surprised the man asked "Oh yeah, tell me what is it".
Morron replied " Five stars."
hih hih hih

1873
Jokes Majaak / Re: Santa went to
« on: January 23, 2008, 04:58:35 AM »
Once a train was moving on the railway line. Suddenly the train got down from the railway line and started moving into the fields.
The passengers got angry and decided to punish the train driver.
When the train stopped, all the passengers came to the driver and asked:"Why did you take the train off the track into the fields."
Driver: A man came in front and was standing on the railway line.
Passeners: Why did you risk the life of so many passengers in order to save the life of one man.You should have driven the train on that man.
Driver: I was going to do this only but the man ran towards the field.
hih hih hih

1874
Jokes Majaak / Re: Santa
« on: January 23, 2008, 04:55:24 AM »
Once Santa Singh, the psychiatrist, met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you are dead."

But you see I'm alive, smiled the friend.

Impossible, said Santa Singh. The man who told me is much more reliable than you.
 
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1875
Jokes Majaak / Re: Santa
« on: January 23, 2008, 04:53:09 AM »
Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."

"Good" replied Banta, "make sure she`s prepared well".
  hih hih hih

1876
Jokes Majaak / Re: ***toda hssa do toda haas lo*******
« on: January 23, 2008, 04:49:04 AM »
You”ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light”s light”s a slight light,
And tonight”s a night that”s light.
When a night”s light, like tonight”s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight
[/b][/font]  w39: w39: :;) :;) Balle; Balle;hih hih hih hih hih

1877
Jokes Majaak / Re: Hanju Tere Diggan..
« on: January 23, 2008, 04:45:32 AM »
a
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi
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1878
Shayari / Re: KUCH KUCH PAGHAL HOTAY HAIN
« on: January 23, 2008, 12:41:48 AM »
Kuch rahe na rahe, teri mohabbat ka sahara rahe
Pyar main dooba, hamesha ye dil hamara rahe
Khushian teri, sare ghum mere hon dua yehi hai
Ankhoon main, sada chehra tumhara rahe

1879
Shayari / Re: sawal............
« on: January 23, 2008, 12:36:36 AM »
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !!!!!

1880
Shayari / Re: Dard Dillan Dey........
« on: January 23, 2008, 12:26:42 AM »
Barsaat vich asi paani banke wagg jana, patjhad vich asi pta banke chad jana,ki hoya je aj asi tenu tang karde haan,ik din asi tenu dase bina hi tur jana.

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