nic ashu  Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; ill do bhangra on tht  hih hih :;) :;) Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle;

[/b][/glow]

ahhaha thankz so wuz up

nigahein daal ke mujh pe yeh kaisa vaar kar daala
ke lab khole bina hi tum ne to izhaar kar daala



na khwaboon mein bhi tum aaye aur na hui tum se mulakaatein
arey kya khoob hain aap...lamhe mein hi pyaar kar daala


shararat tum mein bhi hai aur shararat hum mein bhi aey dost
shararat hi shararat mein dilon ko paar kar daala



zamana bhar to soche ga ki peche hai koi saazish
ke baithe hi bithae pyaar be shumaar kar daala

 

“Tolerance is giving to every other human being every right that you claim for YOURSELF“



‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word typed with only the left hand ..

  And ‘lollipop’  is the longest word typed with your right hand.  (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn’t you?)

  No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

‘Dreamt’ is the only English word that ends in the letters ‘mt’. ? (Are you doubting this?)

                                           Our eyes  are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.                              The sentence: ‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’ uses every letter of the alphabet.  (Now, you KNOW you’re going to try this out for accuracy, right?)                                         
 

The words ‘racecar,’   â€˜kayak’ and ‘level’  are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).   

There are only four words in the English language which end in ‘dous’: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You’re not doubting this, are you?)


 

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: ‘abstemious’ and ‘facetious.’ (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u) TYPEWRITER  is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.   (All you typists are going to test this out)

  A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that’s about what my memory span is.)

  A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

  A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

  A snail  can sleep for three years.  (I know some people that could do this too.!)


Almonds are a member of the peach family.


An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)


Babies are born without kneecaps.  They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 


 

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

  If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.


Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

                       

  Peanuts  are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

 1. They will always smell good even if it’s just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later….
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you”.
18. Actually, Just the way they kiss you…
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don’t admit it).
23. The way they say “I miss you”.
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore.
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die
without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they
become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling only felt.[:)]

1.Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
 woh repeat kar doonga
 tu naa mili to tujhe
 Shift delete kar doonga

2.Office kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
 aur lonely hain
 problem hai ki bus voh
 read only hain

3.Shayad mere pyar ko taste
 karna bhool gaye
 dil ko aisa cut kiya
 ke paste karna bhool gaye

4.Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
 to hum dead hain
 woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
 aur kitne thread hain

5.Tumhare samne hain itne sample
 kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
 hamare pyar ke icon pe
 kabhi to click karo

6.Roz subha hum karte hai
 itne pyar se unhe good morning
 woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
 jaise 0 error but 5 warning


 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih

 This Is Our 21st Century…Our communication - Wireless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shirt so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

  To find your love attitude number, add your birth month and your
birthdate together. Keep reducing it until it’s a single digit.

Example:
 January 28 —> 1+28 = 29 —> 2+9 = 11 —> 1+1 = 2; Your love attitude number is 2.

If your number is:

 ONE

 You are charming imaginative and independent. Usually your style is
ahead of others; you know what’s in and what’s way out. Sometimes
you’re a little too aggressive when it comes to pursuing a love
interest. You have a way of drawing attention wherever you go, and
this dramatic flair usually attracts the strongest guys. Your
competitive nature either draws or repels guys/gals…but those who
can’t handle your power aren’t your type anyway. At times you can be
possessive, manipulating and demanding with your friends and in love
relationships. You like guys/gals with lots of intelligence… and
knock-’em-dead good looks don’t hurt either.

 TWO

 Your love nature is sentimental, romantic and kind. Your easygoing,
mild manner allows almost everyone to feel very comfortable with you -
especially shy guys/gals. Your modesty and tact enable you to get
along easily with both sexes. You are a natural peacemaker and can be
very persuasive with words, which helps you to gain the respect of
your classmates. You can also be too sensitive at times, and your
greatest drawback is a lack of confidence to stand up for yourself in
conflict. Your favorite type of guy is a gentle, affectionate one who
is also strong and playful. A great sense of humor is also a must. A
guy/gal who loves to listen to music and dance should rank high on
your list of favorites, too.

 THREE

 You are imaginative, fun-loving, thrill-seeking and expressive.
You’re so charming that you attract many friends and you are almost
never lacking guys/gals. In your earlier years, you may be totally shy
and self-conscious, but you’ll lose those qualities in the high-school
years. You can be sort of vain or even a bit of a show-off when you
get caught up in exciting events in your life, but you usually redeem
yourself in some playful way before you lose a friend. Jealousy shows
its ugly head sometimes, but generally you aren’t affected by it
unless your guy/gal tries to provoke it. In the guy/gal department,
you prefer the athletic or artistic types. You’re in absolute heaven
when you find both of those qualities in the same guy/gal. When you’re
looking for love, a guy/gal who can make you laugh scores points, big
time!

 FOUR

 You tend to be loyal, dedicated and good hearted. You’re one of the
most diligent students when you really try, and you tend to make your
schoolwork a priority. You also express those same qualities in your
love relationship. No one is more faithful and trusting than you. In
fact, those tendencies can be a little negative in your romantic life.
You may sometimes hang on too long to a guy/gal who doesn’t give you
the respect and love you deserve. You can be stubborn and a bit of a
troublemaker if the mood strikes you but you can usually dig yourself
out of that hole just in time to stay out of major trouble. You
usually fall for extremes when choosing a love mate - he/she may be a
show-off or a teacher’s pet. Whatever the type, it helps if he/she is
good-looking, too, but that’s not a major consideration for you.

 FIVE

 Your love attitude is adventurous, charismatic and spontaneous.
You’re creative and adaptable, and you can come up with the most
exciting and sometimes daring things to do. Your quick intelligence
and way with words help get you out of the problems that come with
being flirtatious and playing hard to get. You need to pay close
attention to your personal values because you love to try new and
different things and easily go along with the crowd and the
consequences can put extra strain on your relationship with a
boy/girl. You like guys/gals who have great bodies and good looks,
along with exceptional brain and high grades. It helps if they are
highly athletic or involved in as many activities as you, otherwise
you might get bored! Variety is the key to your love attitude number.

 SIX

 You are warm, loving, devoted and affectionate. Your outgoing,
thoughtful nature attracts many girlfriends/boyfriends to you, and
usually some of the nicest guys/gals too. Because of your need to
care, you can end up in a relationship that requires too much
care-taking to make it balanced. Since home and family play important
roles in your life, you are unlikely to be attracted to guys/gals who
your parents wouldn’t like. Sometimes you have a slight jealous
streak… but it doesn’t last long. Some people with this love
attitude number are prone to making harsh judgments of others,
especially when others don’t share your set of values. You are
especially attracted to the good looking, boy/girl-next-door type who
is smart as well as a gentle man/woman.

 SEVEN

 Your love nature is thoughtful, poetic, mystical and mysterious. A
few people with love attitude number seven are class clowns, and they
usually attract guys/gals who like to be given a hard time. But most
of you are the quiet, reserved types who dislike calling attention to
yourself. Your type generally attracts guys who feel the same way you
do. Your refined, independent and secretive nature is very alluring to
certain guys/gals. At times you can also be somewhat fault-finding and
a little demanding in your love relationship and with friends. You are
mostly attracted to guys/gals who aren’t like all the rest; a loner
easily attracts you. And, if he/she reads a lot and enjoys learning,
he/she is especially perfect for you.

 EIGHT

 Your love attitude is confident, powerful and exciting. This number
usually makes for a very conscientious student, someone who puts
schoolwork ahead of a social life. However, you also enjoy being a
leader among your classmates and will seek offices or other positions
that enable you to use your leadership skills. Because of this, you
can be somewhat intimidating to certain guys/gals. You can also be a
little too intense, bossy and jealous for your own good. Your love
match is definitely someone who is smart, handsome and popular. You
like quality love rather than quantity and will usually wait until the
guy/gal with the best attributes comes along.

 NINE

 You have a sophisticated attitude that is also generous and
considerate. Your responsible, charitable nature may find you
attracting guys/gals who want someone to confide in or who makes them
feel secure. At a very young age, you developed the type of
personality that makes others feel safe and protected. You will carry
these qualities into your adult years and, down the road, you’ll be a
good mom/dad because of them. On the negative side, you can be
argumentative and overly emotional, and you usually possess a temper
that can make everyone run for cover. You like the kind of guy/gal who
is responsible and impeccably dressed and has gorgeous eyes and a
great body. Charm, wit and (of course) brilliance could make him the
perfect guy/gal for you.