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« on: June 29, 2012, 11:33:31 PM »
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« on: June 29, 2012, 11:23:01 PM »
ohh wowww well done Dr. =D> 13 cm big worm superb :superhappy:
MUMBAI (AFP) - A doctor in India has pulled a live 13 centimetre-long worm from the eye of an elderly patient who was complaining of persistent pain in an operation reminiscent of a far-fetched alien movie plot.
When Dr V. Seetharaman examined 75-year-old patient P.K. Krishnamurthy at Mumbai's Fortis Hospital this week, the eye expert was shocked by the highly unusual sight of the writhing parasite and had to operate speedily to remove it before serious damage was caused.
"It was wriggling there under the conjunctiva," Seetharaman told AFP, referring to the thin membrane lining the eye. "It was the first time in my career of 30 years that I had seen such a case."
Krishnamurthy had been suffering for more than two weeks with redness and irritation before the doctor pin-pointed the threadlike creature under a microscope on Wednesday.
"He was also confused and very much disturbed," said Seetharaman.
The specialist removed the 13-centimetre (five-inch) worm by making a small opening in the conjunctiva -- a 15-minute operation that was observed by the patient's horrified wife, Saraswati.
"It just kept moving and jumping; it was scary for a bit," she told the Mumbai Mirror.
The patient was relieved of his symptoms while the worm, which was alive for another 30 minutes after surgery, was sent to the hospital's microbiologists to be identified.
Seetharaman had previously only heard of worms of about two to three centimetres being removed. "Probably this is a record," he said.
He suggested the creature could have entered the patient from a cut in his foot or from eating raw or improperly cooked food, before entering the bloodstream and travelling to the eye.
"If the worm was not removed it could have gone into the layers of the eye and caused visual loss," he said. "It could have entered the brain and caused major neurological problems."
Dr S. Narayani, the hospital's medical director, agreed it was an extremely rare case. "We have a very active ophthalmology department and we have not come across a case like this in the last 10 years," she said.
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« on: June 29, 2012, 11:19:20 PM »
The scriptures, whether Hindu or Muslim, Sikh or Buddhist, enjoin us to respect and protect all women be they mothers, daughters, sisters, wives.
Yet women in this country continue to be disadvantaged. The Constitution of India ensures gender equality in its preamble. And did you know that the Indian woman had the right to vote long before her French or Swiss counterpart?
The largest democracy in the world voted to elect a female Prime Minister on January 24, 1966, a day that is given the status of a National Day for the Girl Child. There are few countries, even today, even in the so-called emancipated West, that have given women so high a place in public affairs. Yet year after year the gender ratio in India becomes more and more skewed in favour of the male.
And not a day goes by when we don't hear about a female foeticide somewhere in the land, a girl child, an infant girl abused, raped, murdered. Punjab, Haryana, Gujarat, Bihar have been the prime offenders for decades.
Today Kashmir, a Muslim majority state, has joined their ranks: the girl child is not welcome. Despite Prophet Muhammad's insistence on the safety and security of women, the overall sex ratio in Jammu and Kashmir stood at 883 females per 1000 males in 2011, indicating a fall of 9 points compared to the 2001 Census
So then why do we have a National Day of the Girl Child? Are we just paying lip service to the idea of female emancipation when nothing much has changed since Manu stated, way back in 200 BC: "By a young girl, by a young woman, or even by an aged one, nothing must be done independently, even in her own house". And further: "In childhood a female must be subject to her father, in youth to her husband; and when her lord is dead to her sons; a woman must never be independent."
India is shining, we are told. Certainly the country has made huge strides in the economic, scientific, industrial and other fields. But in the field of social development, we lag far behind. This country that worships the Mother, there are instances of girl children being killed before they are born; and those who survive the womb and come into this world, are subjected to deprivations, domestic violence in all its forms and discrimination.
It has been reported that the death toll amongst young girls in India exceeds that of young boys by over 300,000 each year. Gender disparities in nutrition are evident from infancy through adulthood. In fact, gender has been the most statistically significant determinant of malnutrition among young children and malnutrition is a frequent, direct or underlying, cause of death among girls below the age of five. Girl babies are less frequently breast-fed and for a shorter duration; in childhood and adulthood, males are fed first and better.
And, according to one estimate, an adult woman has to make do with approximately 1,000 fewer calories per day than a man. Nutritional deprivation has two major consequences for women: they never reach their full growth potential, and suffer anaemia, both serious risk factors in pregnancy. This condition complicates childbearing and results in female and infant deaths, and low birth weight infants.
One of the major reasons for this kind of discrimination is that "people continue to believe that women are weak, incapable, not worth educating. This belief impacts on her rights and rightful place from childhood into adulthood," believes Nighat Shafi Pandit, a well-known social activist.
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« on: June 25, 2012, 04:47:25 AM »
ਹੁਣ ਤੇਰੀ ਯਾਦ ਨੂੰ ਜਿਸਮ ਦੇ ਕਿਹੜੇ ਹਿੱਸੇ 'ਚ ਲੁਕੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ,
ਅੱਖਾਂ ਚੁੱਪ ਹੋਣਗੀਆਂ ਪਰ ਅੰਦਰੋਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਰੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ.
ਇੱਕ ਸਮੇਂ ਰੂਹਾਂ ਵਿਚਕਾਰ ਜਿਸਮਾਂ ਦੀ ਕੰਧ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਰਹੀ ਸੀ,
ਸੋਚਦਾ ਸੀ ਇਸਤੋਂ ਜਿਆਦਾ ਹੋਰ ਕੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਕਰੀਬ ਹੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ.
ਯਾਰਾ,ਉਡੀਕਾਂ ਨੇ ਕਦੋਂ ਪਰਵਾਹ ਕੀਤੀ ਹੈ ਉਮਰਾਂ ਦੀ,
ਜਦੋਂ ਤੀਕ ਨਹੀਂ ਪਰਤੇਂਗਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਰਾਹ 'ਚ ਖਲੋਵਾਂਗਾ ਮੈਂ.
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« on: June 25, 2012, 04:36:57 AM »
ਬੜੀ ਰੋਂਦੀ ਏ ਇਹ ਅੱਖ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਯਾਦ ਕਰਕੇ,
ਇੱਕ ਲਾਸ਼ ਜੀ ਰਹੀ ਏ ਦਿਨ ਚ ਕਈ ਵਾਰ ਮਰਕੇ,
ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਤਾ ਸੀ ਗਮ ਹੀ ਮਿਲਣੇ ਨੇ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਵਿੱਚ ਅੰਤ ਨੂੰ,
ਫਿਰ ਕਿਉਂ ਖੁਸ਼ ਹੋਇਆ ਸੀ ਪਿਆਰ ਦਾ ਇਜਹਾਰ ਕਰਕੇ,
ਐਂਵੇਂ ਆਖਦੇ ਨੇ ਲੋਕ ਇੱਕ ਤੇ ਇੱਕ ਗਿਆਰਾਂ ਨੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ,
ਘਾਟਾ ਹੀ ਮਿਲਿਆ ਏ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਦੋ ਤੋਂ ਚਾਰ ਕਰਕੇ,
ਇੱਕ ਇੱਕ ਕਰ ਕਿੰਨੇ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਨੇ ਦਿੱਤੀ ਬਲੀ ਯਾਰੀ ਦੀ,
ਬੱਦਲ ਜਦ ਵੀ ਆਇਆ ਏ ਮੇਰੇ ਉੱਤੇ ਦੁੱਖਾਂ ਦਾ ਚੜਕੇ,
ਦੁਆਵਾਂ ਮੰਗਦਾ ਸੀ ਟੁੱਟਦਾ ਵੇਖ ਕੇ ਜਿੰਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਕਦੇ ਮੈਂ,
ਸੌਂ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਹੁਣ ਅਕਸਰ ਮੈਂ ਓਹ ਤਾਰਿਆਂ ਨਾਲ ਲੜਕੇ,
ਮਿਲ ਜਾਦਾਂ ਏ ਰੱਬ ਤਾਂ ਮਿਲ ਜਾਵੇਗਾ ਓਹ ਵੀ ਕਦੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ,
ਬੱਸ ਤਾਂ ਹੀਂ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਨਾਂ ਓਹਦਾ ਉੱਠ ਪਹਿਲੇ ਪਹਿਰ ਤੜਕੇ,
ਕਿੰਨੀ ਤੇਜ਼ ਦੌੜ ਰਹੀ ਏ ਓਹਦੀ ਯਾਦ ਮੇਰੀਆਂ ਰਗਾਂ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ,
ਵੇਖ ਲੈਂਦਾ ਹਾਂ ਅਕਸਰ ਹੀ ਇਹ ਮੈਂ ਆਪਣੀ ਨਬਜ਼ ਨੂੰ ਫੜਕੇ,
ਤੋੜ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਹੋਣਾ ਏ ਮੈਂ ਵੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਦਿਲ ਕਦੇ ਅਣਜਾਣੇ ਚ,
ਜੋ ਨਿਕਲ ਰਹੀ ਏ ਜਾਨ 'ਅਮਰਿਂਦਰ' ਦੀ ਇਵੇਂ ਸਾਹਾਂ ਚ ਅੜਕੇ...
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« on: June 25, 2012, 03:51:21 AM »
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪਾਵਣ ਲਈ
ਦੱਸ ਕੀ ਕਰਾਂ ?
ਮੈ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਜਾਂ ਮਰਾਂ
ਇੱਕ ਦਿਲ ਤੇਰਾ
ਇੱਕ ਦਿਲ ਮੇਰਾ
ਉਸਨੂੰ ਜਿੱਤਾਂ
ਜਾਂ ਇਸਨੂੰ ਹਰਾਂ
ਦੱਸ ਕੀ ਕਰਾਂ
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« on: June 24, 2012, 03:09:42 AM »
ਏ ਤਨਹਾਈਏ...
ਮੈਨੂੰ ਛੱਡਕੇ ਕਿਥੇ ਜਾਵੇਗੀ...
ਜੇ ਮੈ ਮਰ ਜਾਵਾ...ਦੱਸ..ਕੀ
ਮੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਤੂੰ ਵੀ ਮਰ ਜਾਵੇਗੀ?
ਮੇਰੀ ਲੋਥ ਨੂੰ ਚੂਕਕੇ ਜਦੋ ਤੁਰੇ ਮੜੀਆ..
ਤੂੰ ਹੋ ਰੰਨਡੀ ਕਿਹਦੇ ਘਰ ਜਾਵੇਗੀ..
ਮੇਰੇ ਬੱਲਦੇ ਸਿਵੇ ਨੂੰ ਨਾ ਤੱਕੀ ਚੰਦਰੀਏ ...
ਮੇਰੀ ਤੜਫਦੀ ਰੂਹ ਨੂੰ ਵੇਖ ਡਰ ਜਾਵੇਗੀ..
ਮੇਰੀ ਜੁਦਾਈ ਵਿੱਚ ਜਦ ਤੂੰ ਰੋ ਰੋ ਹੋਈ ਦਰਿਆ...
ਉਸ ਦਿਨ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਵਿੱਚ ਪਾਰ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇਗੀ..
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« on: June 24, 2012, 02:39:12 AM »
ਉਹ ਮੇਰੀ ਨਹੀ,ਕਹਿਣ ਲਈ ਤਾਂ ਗਵਾਹ ਕਈ |
ਮੈਂ ਉਸਦਾ ਇਹ ਕਹਿਣ ਲਈ ਕੋਈ ਗਵਾਹ ਨਹੀ |
ਉਸ ਲਈ ਮੈਂ ਜਾਦਾਂ ਹਰ ਵੀਰਵਾਰ ਪੀਰਾਂ ਦੇ |
ਹੋਇਆ ਕੀ ਜੇ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਮੇਰੀ ਪਰਵਾਹ ਨਹੀ |
ਜਿਹੜਾ ਵੀ ਰਾਹ ਉਹਦੇ ਤੱਕ ਨਹੀਓ ਪਹੁੰਚਦਾ |
ਮੈ ਭੁੱਲਕੇ ਵੀ ਫੜ ਸਕਦਾ ਉਹ ਰਾਹ ਨਹੀ |
ਜਿਹੜਾ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਚੇਤੇ ਕੀਤੇ ਬਿਨਾ ਮੈਂ ਲਿਆ |
ਮੇਰੀ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਦਾ ਐਸਾ ਕੋਈ ਸਾਹ ਨਹੀ |
ਓਸਦੇ ਤਸੀਹੇ ਹੱਡ, ਮਾਸ ਖਾਈ ਜਾਦੇਂ ਨੇ |
ਸਾਡੇ ਜਲ਼ ਜਾਣ ਪਿੱਛੋਂ ਬਣਨੀ ਸਵਾਹ ਨਹੀ |
ਉਹਨੂੰ ਦੂਰੋਂ ਦੇਖ ਸਿਰ ਝੁਕ ਜਾਦਾਂ ਅਮਰਿਂਦਰ ਦਾ |
ਸਾਡੇ ਲਈ ਉਹਦੇ ਜਿਹੀ ਕੋਈ ਦਰਗਾਹ ਨਹੀ |
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« on: June 23, 2012, 05:54:43 AM »
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« on: June 23, 2012, 05:42:42 AM »
Suicide has become the second leading cause of death among young Indians, says a new study published in the medical journal Lancet.
Suicide could soon overtake maternal mortality as the lead cause of death among women aged 15 to 29, it said.
For young men, suicides claimed slightly fewer lives than transport accidents in 2010, it added.
The World Health Organisation (WHO) estimates that 190,000 suicides took place in 2010 in India.
Globally, of the 900,000 suicides which are reported annually, the highest numbers come from China, with an estimated 200,000 cases per year, the WHO says.
The Lancet report, entitled Suicide Mortality in India, was released on Friday.
"Suicide kills nearly as many Indian men aged 15-29 as transportation accidents and nearly as many young women as complications from pregnancy and childbirth," the study's lead author, Vikram Patel of London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said.
"Suicide is the cause of about twice as many deaths as HIV-Aids and about the same number as maternal causes of death in young women," it added.
The report also said that the suicide rate was higher among well-educated young people from the more prosperous southern states.
"Young educated Indians from the richer states are killing themselves in numbers that are almost the highest in the world," AFP news agency quoted Dr Patel as saying.
The reports says that most Indians do not have access to community or support services for the prevention of suicide and have restricted access to care for mental illnesses associated with suicide.
It adds that "restrictions in access to pesticides might prevent many suicide deaths in India" since many people consumed poison to kill themselves.
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« on: June 23, 2012, 04:34:50 AM »
A mother's love is instinctual, unconditional, n forever... :love: :hug:
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« on: June 23, 2012, 03:09:22 AM »
ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਿਆ ਦੀ ਕੀਸਮਤ ਬੁਰੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ,
ਮੁਲਾਕਾਤ ਜੁਦਾਈ ਨਾਲ ਜੁੜੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ,___
ਸਮਾਂ ਮਿਲੇ
ਤਾ ਪਿਆਰ ਦੀਆ ਕਿਤਾਬਾਂ ਪੜਨਾ,
ਹਰ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲੇ ਦੀ ਕਹਾਣੀ ਅਧੂਰੀ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਹੈ,
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« on: June 23, 2012, 02:34:57 AM »
ਲੰਮੀ ਚੁੱਪ ਤੋਂ ਬਾਅਦ ਜਦੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਉਸ ਨੂੰ
"ਤੈਨੂੰ ਇਕ ਗੱਲ ਕਹਾਂ?"
ਆਖਿਆ ਸੀ ਤਾਂ, "ਕਹਿ ਨਾ" ਕਹਿ ਕੇ
ਉਸ ਹੁੰਗਾਰਾ ਭਰਿਆ ਸੀ।
"........."
ਪਰ ਮੇਰੀ ਚੁੱਪ ਕੋਲ਼,
ਸਵਾਲ ਕਰਨ ਤੋਂ ਬਗੈਰ ਹੋਰ ਸ਼ਾਇਦ
ਸ਼ਬਦ ਹੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਸਨ।
ਮੈਂ ਚੁੱਪ ਰਿਹਾ....
ਉਹ ਵੀ ਚੁੱਪ ਰਹੀ।
ਪਲ ਗੁਜ਼ਰੇ,
ਮਹੀਨੇ ਗੁਜ਼ਰੇ,
ਆਖ਼ਰ ਸਾਲ ਵੀ ਗੁਜ਼ਰ ਗਏ....
ਅੱਜ ਉਹ ਫਿਰ ਮੀਲੀ,
ਹਵਾ ਦੇ ਆਖ਼ਰੀ ਬੁੱਲੇ ਵਾਂਗ...
ਮੈਂ.....
ਫਿਰ ਟਾਹਣੀਆਂ ਵਾਂਗ
ਚੁੱਪ-ਚਾਪ ਖੜ੍ਹਾ ਰਿਹਾ
ਤੇ ਉਹ
ਮੇਰੇ ਕੋਲ਼ ਦੀ ਹੁਁਦੀ ਹੋਈ ਗੁਜ਼ਰ ਗਈ
ਪਲਾਂ ਵਾਂਗ, ਮਹੀਨਿਆਂ ਵਾਂਗ,
ਸਦੀਆਂ ਵਰਗੇ ਸਾਲਾਂ ਵਾਂਗ.....!
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« on: June 23, 2012, 02:14:10 AM »
ਇਹ ਸਧਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਗੱਲਬਾਤ ਸੀ,
ਪਰ ਤੂੰ ਨਾ ਸਮਝ ਸਕੀ।
ਇਹ ਸਾਹਾਂ ਦੀ ਮੁਲਾਕਾਤ ਸੀ,
ਪਰ ਤੂ ਨਾ ਸਮਝ ਸਕੀ।
ਕੁਜ ਅਣਛੂਹੇ ਜਜਬਾਤ ਸੀ,
ਪਰ ਤੂ ਨਾ ਸਮਝ ਸਕੀ।
ਸਾਡੇ ਦੋਹਾਂ ਦੀ ਓਹ ਬਾਤ ਸੀ,
ਪਰ ਤੂ ਨਾ ਸਮਝ ਸਕੀ।
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« on: June 22, 2012, 12:33:33 PM »
ਓਹ ਮਿਲ ਜਾਵੇ ਗਲ ਲਗ ਕੇ,
ਹੁਣ ਦਿਲ ਦਰਦ ਵਿਛੋੜਾ ਨਹੀ ਜਰਦਾ।
ਉਸਨੂੰ ਕੋਲ ਬਿਠਾ ਕੇ ਤੱਕਣਾ ਹੈ,
ਹੁਣ ਤਸਵੀਰਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਦਿਲ ਨਹੀ ਭਰਦਾ।
ਦਿਲ ਕਰਦਾ ਬੱਸ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰਾਂ ਉਸਨੂੰ,
ਹੋਰ ਕੋਈ ਤਮੰਨਾ ਦਿਲ ਨਹੀ ਕਰਦਾ।
ਹਰ ਚੀਜ਼ ਬਾਜੋਂ ਅਸੀਂ ਸਾਰ ਲਈਏ,
ਬੁਸ ਇਕ ਉਸਦੇ ਬਾਜੋਂ ਨਹੀ ਸਰਦਾ।
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« on: June 22, 2012, 11:45:29 AM »
ਕਲਮ ਫੜ ਕੇ ਉਸਦੇ ਬਾਰੇ ਲਿਖਣ ਲੱਗਾ,
ਉਸਦਾ ਭੋਲਾਪਨ ਲਿਖਾ ਯਾ ਉਸਦੀ ਚਤੁਰਾਈ ਲਿਖਾ,......
ਦੋਹਾ ਰਾਹਾ ਤੇ ਆ ਕੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਹਥ ਰੁਕ ਗਏ,
ਉਸਦਾ ਪਿਆਰ ਲਿਖਾ ਯਾ ਉਸਦੀ ਜੁਦਾਈ ਲਿਖਾ........
ਹਾਸੇ ਲੁਟ ਕੇ ਓ ਦਿਲਾ ਦਾ ਹਾਲ ਪੁਛਦੇ,
ਉਸਦੀ ਮਜਬੂਰੀ ਲਿਖਾ ਯਾ ਬੇਵਫ਼ਾਈ ਲਿਖਾ..........
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« on: June 21, 2012, 04:13:18 AM »
An engineer Failed In exam ! :sad:
He Said 2 His Tchr:
I'll ask U a Question. If u don't answer u'll have 2 give me A Grade
Tchr: OK :smile:
Engineerr: Whats Legal But Not Logical...,Logical But Not Legal & Neither Logical Nor Legal...?
Teacher Couldn't Answer, He Gave Him A Grade !
Later the Engineerr Answered:
Sir, U R 63 Yrs Old&Ur Wife Is 30, Datz Legal But Not Logical.
Ur Wife Has a 25 Yrs Old Boyfriend,Its Logical But Not Legal.
Now U Have Given Ur Wife's Lover A Grade !!
That's Neither Logical Nor Legal
engineer rocks teacher shocks :D: :D: :D: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: June 21, 2012, 03:11:42 AM »
ਕੁਛ ਅਧੂਰੇ ਖੁਆਬ ਅੱਖੀਆਂ ਚ ਸਜਾ ਕੇ ਚਲੀ ਗਈ,
ਉਹ ਮੇਰੇ ਨਜ਼ਦੀਕ ਆਈ ਤੇ ਮੁਸਕੁਰਾ ਕੇ ਚਲੀ ਗਈ,
ਯਾਦ ਹੈ ਉਹਦੀ ਜੁਦਾਈ ਦਾ ਸਮਾਂ ਜਦੋਂ ਭੀੜ ਚੋਂ,
ਉਹ ਮੇਰਾ ਹੱਥ ਹੌਲੀ ਜਿਹੀ ਦਬਾ ਕੇ ਚਲੀ ਗਈ
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« on: June 21, 2012, 02:54:52 AM »
Q: What are you doing?
A: Business.
Govt: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX
Q: What are you doing in Business?
A: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX
Q: From where are you getting Goods?
A: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY OCTROI
Q: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
A: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX
Q: How do you distribute profit?
A: : By way of dividend
Tax: PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
Q: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
A: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY
Q: Do you have Staff?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX
Q: Doing business in Millions?
A: Yes or No
Tax: If yes, PAY TURNOVER TAX; if no, then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
Q: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
A: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX
Q: Where are you taking your client for Lunch Dinner?
A: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Q: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
Q: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY SERVICE TAX
Q: How come you got such a Big Amount?
A: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX
Q: Do you have any Wealth?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX
Q: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
A: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Q: Have you purchased House?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY STAMP DUTY REGISTRATION FEE
Q: Want to run away to another city?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY TOLL CESS
Q: Any Additional Tax?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL CESS SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT TAXES
Q: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST PENALTY
Q: Can I die now?
A: No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX !!! :sad:
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« on: June 19, 2012, 07:59:05 AM »
A MAGNITUDE 5.5 earthquake has rocked the south-east coast of Australia.
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Seismologist recorded the massive murmur – almost 10km deep - at 8.53pm.
The mammoth quake spread itself statewide, reaching as far as 10km across south-west of Moe, 18km west of Morwell, 30km off Traralgon and 78km south-west of Sale.
Readers have swamped the Herald Sun with calls reporting significant tremors from everyone from the suburbs all the way across the state to country Victoria.
The tremor, which last about 20 seconds, has been felt from Kilmore, Gippsland, Mitcham, Coburg, Kensington, St Albans, Mornington Peninsula, Drouin, Rowville and inner-Melbourne.
The tremors have been felt by millions of people.
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Was laying on my bed when it started shaking and the heater seemed possessed... :rabb:
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