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Jokes Majaak / zin vs Gf
« on: May 04, 2014, 08:08:39 AM »
Boy:- janu mainu Aladin da Chirag labha aa  :blink:

GF  :thinking: :- fir janu tussi ke mangiya ohde ton  :superhappy:

Boy  :rockon: :- main mangiya k mere darling da damag 10 gunna wada de

gF  :blush: :- hye i lb u aa g  :kiss:

Boy  :wait: :- na na rehn de, Zin ne jwab de ta. kehnda Kaka 0 naal jihnu marji gunna kri ja, kujh ne hunna.  :huhh:

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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News Khabran / gandi politics, bande kitho tk gir jande ne
« on: May 01, 2014, 04:00:09 AM »
Akali-BJP te Congress ne Rub nu v nahi chadia...Shaaream pind pind wich lai gai VOTE di boli, Guru Granth Sahib Ji de aggey sauh khawake ditte gaaye paise.

Mainu taan unha te taras aunda jo kuch paise lai apna zameer apna punjab enha kol bech dinde jinha ne tuhanu hun agle elections toh pehla ik vaar ni puchana

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Fun Time / hahaha comment plz
« on: April 29, 2014, 11:37:42 AM »
aahi haal hunda jado koi kudi chalundi aa or specially jado tussi naal bethe howo
 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / lover nu
« on: April 26, 2014, 07:06:58 AM »
ਪੱਪੂ ਨਰਸ ਨੂੰ:- ਮੈਨੂੰ ਇਕ ਖੂਨ ਦੀ ਬੋਤਲ ਚਾਹੀਦੀ ਆ
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ਨਰਸ :- Blood Group ਦੱਸੋ ?
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ਪੱਪੂ :- ਕੋਈ ਵੀ Group ਚੱਲੂ
ਨਰਸ:- ਐਦਾਂ ਕਿਦਾਂ ਚੱਲੂ?
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ਪੱਪੂ:- ਮੈਂ ਤਾਂ ਮਾਸ਼ੂਕ ਨੂੰ Love ਲੈਟਰ ਲਿਖਣਾ ਆ :D: :D: :D:
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Pics / this is the time wn we say ohhhhh teriiii............
« on: April 14, 2014, 10:43:15 AM »
this is the actual moments when we say, "ohhhhhhhhhhhh teriiiiiiii..........."

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Pics / hahaha stuntman
« on: April 14, 2014, 10:39:50 AM »
lai nazaare tu v  :D:

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Shayari / damn romentic hv a look
« on: April 14, 2014, 10:25:21 AM »
As I am saying good night at the end of the day,  :Bye:
And you are not here, but many miles away, :dnk:
My heart is so empty and so lonely inside, :sad:
As I wipe away a tear I am trying to hide.
I close my eyes and try to go to sleep,
But with the sadness inside I begin to weep . :break:
Suddenly I remember what you once said to me, :blush:
Just meet me in the stars, waiting for you I will be.
When distance tends to keep us apart,
Remember I still hold you near in my heart. :hug:
When the night together, can’t be ours,
Just close your eyes and meet me in the stars.
Meet me in the stars, I’ll be waiting there for you.
With a bottle of wine and glasses for two.
Just close your eyes and there you will see,
Waiting in the stars, just for you I will be.
Remembering those words, I begin to smile,
And gently close my eyes, lessening the miles. 8->
I can see the stars, oh how beautifully arranged,
But you are not there, no hug to exchange. :huhh:
I sit alone waiting, with hope in my heart,
No longer wanting to be kept apart.
Suddenly in the distance, a shadow appears,
A tear rolls down my face and the image is clear. :cooll:
There is no question it is you that I see,
Waiting in the stars, just like you promised to me.
You hold out your hand as you become near,
And put it in mine saying, “I miss you, my dear.” :kiss:
Suddenly there’s gentle music, filled with romance,
You gently pull me close, we begin to dance. :cool:
Just meet me in the stars, that is where I will be.  :love:
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Pics / aah haal ne lokkan de
« on: April 14, 2014, 08:03:18 AM »
aah dekhlo lokkan de km :superhappy: kiddan emotionally blackmail  :blush: krde aa. pahllan wadiya jihhi gl krdu ge  fir naal e gadhi gheed  :thinking: ch v pa du ge :D: banda sochda ai kraa ke :D:

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Jokes Majaak / hassna jaroori hai
« on: April 14, 2014, 03:04:03 AM »
warranty khatm ho ge ............

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Pics / iddan de ee ne saade leaders
« on: April 14, 2014, 02:50:59 AM »
iddan de ee ne saade political leaders. jo sihat to iddan de ne oh jameer to ne 

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Pics / damn cute
« on: April 14, 2014, 02:17:02 AM »
damn cute isn't they are   

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Pics / beautiful creature of nature
« on: April 13, 2014, 11:42:44 PM »
good morning to all

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Shayari / udas hoon main...
« on: April 13, 2014, 04:49:41 AM »

Mere qareeb to aao bahut udas hoon main,
Bus aaj toot ke chaho bahut udas hoon main...
kaisey bhi jhutey dilasey se dil ko behlao,
koi kahani sunao bht udas hoon main...
andheri raat hai kuch bhi nazer nahi aata
sitary torh key laao bahut udas hoon main...
suna hai prem nager me khushi bhi milti hai,
mujhey yaqeen dilaao bahut udas hoon main...
ye sham yun hi guzer jae gi dabey paon,
wafa ka geet gaao bahut udas hoon main..  :hug:
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Shayari / Pani ki Boond
« on: April 13, 2014, 04:18:46 AM »
Wo To Pani ki Boond hai Jo Ankhon se Beh Jaye,
Ansu To Wo Hai Jo Tadap Ke Akhon mein Hi Reh Jaye,
Wo Pyar Kya Jo Laffzon Mein Bayan Ho
Pyar to Wo Hai Jo Ankhon Mein Nazar Aaye. :wow:
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Shayari / ne hun bas kr
« on: April 13, 2014, 02:36:41 AM »
ne tu kehndi c k tu pyar mera :hug:

ve tere binna ne koi haal  mera 8->

thokkra maar lendi c imtihan mera :blush:

ne hun bas kr, nai hunnda hun etbaar tera :stopit:

hun na keeta kadi khyaal mera  :Bye:

ronna taan shad ta c bachpan wich

pr tu dawaiya  yaad bada :sad:

pr tu dawaiya  yaad bada
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Shayari / bhulana chaho to
« on: April 13, 2014, 12:16:44 AM »
:blush: Kuch log zindagi me aise shamil hojate hain,  :blah:

bhulana chaho to aur yaad aate hain, :Bye:
 
basjate hain wo dil me is kadar,  :smile:

k ankhein band karo to samne nazar aate hain....  :smile:
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Shayari / Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha
« on: April 13, 2014, 12:06:49 AM »
:break: Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai?
Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai?
Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch B Nahin!
Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai? :break:
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Introductions / New Friends / hiiiiiiiiiii every one
« on: April 12, 2014, 01:08:27 AM »
hi everyone
mera naam vikas aa g
main paani aale jhaaj wali fojj ch aa
aj kl bambe ch aa

puranna paapi aa PJ da
bt kissi karn krke saal do saal door ho gya c PJ ton

now m  :excited:  :D:

dhanwad g :superhappy:
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Shayari / bachpan
« on: April 08, 2014, 12:25:56 PM »
ne tu kehndi c k tu pyar mera
ve tere binna ne koi haal  mera
thokkra maar lendi c imtihan mera
ne hun bas kr, nai hunnda hun etbaar tera
hun na keeta kadi khyaal mera
ronna taan shad ta c bachpan wich
pr tu dawaiya  yaad bada
pr tu dawaiya  yaad bada :Bye: :sad: :sad:
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Jokes Majaak / rajaiyaan grm krn wala heater
« on: October 12, 2012, 11:52:45 AM »
ਇੱਕ ਬੁੱਢਾ ਬੰਦਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਘਰ ਵਿਆਹ ਤੇ ਦੋ-ਤਿੰਨ
ਦਿਨ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਗਿਆ.. ਰਾਤੀ ਸੌਂਣ ਲਈ ਉਸਨੇ
ਰਜਾਈ ਲਿੱਤੀ ਤੇ ਅਜੇ ਰਜਾਈ ਗਰਮ ਹੀ ਹੋਈ
ਸੀ ਕੀ ਘਰ ਦਾ ਮਾਲਕ ਆ ਕੇ
ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਕੀ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਦੂਜੇ ਕਮਰੇ ਵਿਚ ਸੋਂ
ਜਾਓ ! ਬਾਬਾ ਵਿਚਾਰਾ ਦੂਜੇ ਕਮਰੇ ਵਿਚ ਆ ਕੇ
ਲੰਬਾ ਪੈ ਗਯਾ ...
ਥੋੜੀ ਦੇਰ ਬਾਅਦ ਉਥੇ ਕੁਛ ਲੜਕੀਆਂ ਆ ਗਈਆਂ ਤੇ
ਕਹਿੰਦਿਆਂ
ਕੀ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ ਅਸੀਂ ਅੰਤਾਕਸ਼ਰੀ ਖੇਡਣੀ ਹੈ ..
ਤੁਸੀਂ ਦੂਜੇ ਕਮਰੇ ਵਿਚ ਸੋਂ ਜਾਓ !
ਬਾਬਾ ਵਿਚਾਰਾ ਰੋਂਦਾ ਕਲਪਦਾ ਦੂਜੇ ਕਮਰੇ ਵਿਚ
ਆ ਕੇ ਲੰਬਾ ਪੈ ਗਯਾ ...
ਅਜੇ ਰਜਾਈ ਗਰਮ ਹੀ ਹੋਈ ਸੀ ਕੀ ਘਰ
ਦੀ ਮਾਲਕਣ ਬੁੱਢੀ ਆ ਗਈ ਤੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਕੀ ਭਾਈ
ਸਾਹਬ, ਇਹ ਕਮਰਾ ਮੇਰਾ ਹੈ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਦੂਜੇ ਕਮਰੇ
ਵਿਚ
ਸੋਂ ਜਾਓ !
ਬਾਬਾ ਕਲਪ ਕੇ ਬੋਲਿਆ "ਤੁਸੀਂ ਮੇਨੂੰ ਵਿਆਹ ਤੇ
ਬੁਲਾਇਆ ਹੈ ਜਾਂ ਰਜਾਈਆਂ ਗਰਮ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਸਤੇ ??

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