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Jokes Majaak / Killer english!
« on: May 21, 2012, 02:01:16 AM »
Killing English ……

Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? "********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

Class teacher once said :

” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

 

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once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”

 

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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”

 

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dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

 

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)

 

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teacher in a furious mood…

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

 

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“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

 

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My manager started like this

“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

 

 

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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board

 

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“will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”

 

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDED ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

 

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells …

“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”

 

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

 

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“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

 

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

 

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”

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Funny Videos / Insight into our epidemiology class!
« on: May 17, 2012, 03:58:05 AM »
This was made by some of my friends taking epidemiology last year  :loll:
I'm Sorry Rod Jackson

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News Khabran / Man guilty of estranged wife's murder
« on: March 29, 2012, 06:00:02 AM »
A man who flew from Brisbane to kill his estranged wife in Auckland on Valentine's Day last year has been found guilty of murder.

Uday Desai, 48, has been on trial in the High Court in Auckland.

He was found guilty on Thursday of murdering 45-year-old Titiksha Desai, who died of wounds after her throat was slashed with a knife, at her Highland Park home on the night of February 14, 2011.

Desai was also found guilty of threatening to kill and assaulting neighbours who came to Mrs Desai's aid, Fairfax reports.

Crown lawyer Aaron Perkins earlier told the jury the couple separated in March 2008 and Desai moved to Australia, with their daughter following shortly afterwards.

He said Desai bought a one-way ticket from Brisbane to Auckland on February 13 last year and bought a knife from a supermarket the afternoon he landed.

Desai went to the Highland Park property about 10pm the next night and smashed a glass panel in the front door to get in, Mr Perkins said.

A neighbour who called police saw Desai thrashing at his wife's throat with the knife he bought the day before.

After the struggle Desai told one neighbour "you are next" and swung at another with the knife before another neighbour subdued him.

Among the statements he then made to neighbours was something like "I have done my job and she will die", Mr Perkins said.

He said Desai told police afterwards he was upset with negotiations over matrimonial property, accused Mrs Desai of setting his daughter against him, and said he came to Auckland to "put her down".
Desai defended himself in the trial.

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Tech Lounge / Splish, splash games with the water controller
« on: March 10, 2012, 05:49:02 AM »
REMEMBER the good old joystick? From touchscreens to the Kinect, how we play video games has changed dramatically in recent years. Now there is an even more exotic way of controlling games - a bowl of water.

Developed by Luc Geurts and Vero Vanden Abeele of the Leuven Engineering College, Belgium, the Splash Controller is a wooden bowl with electrodes covering its inner surface. Filling the bowl with water completes the circuit and activates the electrodes, allowing a computer to detect the presence of liquid and interpret a variety of gestures including swirling the bowl or splashing water into the air. With just 5 volts passing through the water there is no chance of electrocution.

So far Geurts has only created a simple pattern-recognition game for use with the controller, but he says it should soon be possible to control an on-screen character by sloshing water back and forth. Future possibilities include smart water-based toys for children or games designed to help people with motor disabilities by teaching them to manipulate the controller.

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Birthdays / Happy Birthday Harmeet :)
« on: October 27, 2011, 02:35:47 AM »
Happy Birthday Harmeet :)  :hug: :hug:

 :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout:

I hope you have an awesome day!!  :excited: :excited: :excited: May god fulfill all your wishes :)


Chotu tera Birthday- 50 Cents style ...

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Birthdays / Happy Birthday (PJ SARPANCH) !!!!
« on: September 16, 2011, 08:42:17 PM »
aaj sarpanch ji da birthday a ..chalo sare jane wish karo :hehe:

sarpanch ji Happy Birthday  :hug: :hug: and Have a great day!!!

May God Bless you!  :rabb:

 :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:

Oh and sanu das dena party kithe a  :cooll: asi othe paunch javange  :balle: :balle:

 :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout:

once again Happy Birthday!!!


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Shayari / ਨਾ ਹੀਰ ਦੀ
« on: September 08, 2011, 04:34:25 AM »

ਰਾਂਝੇ ਦੀ ਨਾ ਹੀਰ ਦੀ,
ਗੱਲ ਕਰੋ ਜ਼ਜੀਰ ਦੀ

ਮਾਰ ਵੇਖ ਤਕਦੀਰ ਦੀ,
ਚੱਲੇ ਨਾ ਤਦਬੀਰ ਦੀ

ਭੁੰਨਕੇ ਖਾਵਣ ਕਾਲਜੇ,
ਭੁੱਖ ਰਹੀ ਨਾ ਖੀਰ ਦੀ

ਜ਼ਹਿਰ ਬਥੇਰਾ ਬੱਚਿਅਾਂ ਲੲੀ,
ਿੲੱਕ ਬੂੰਦ ਨਾ ਸ਼ੀਰ ਦੀ

ਯੁੱਗ ਹੈ ਰਾਕਟ-ਬੰਬਾਂ ਦਾ,
ਕੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰੀਏ ਤੀਰ ਦੀ

ਤੱਕਣੀ ਉਸਦੇ ਨੈਣਾ ਦੀ,
ਸੀਨੇ ਜਾਂਦੀ ਚੀਰ ਦੀ

ਯਾਰੀ ਦੇ ਵਿਚ ਠੱਗੀ ਹੈ,
“ਨੂਰ”  ਜਿਹੇ ਬੇ-ਪੀਰ .ਦੀ

ਕਰਨੈਲ ਸਿੰਘ ‘ਨੂਰ’
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Pics / Tut paina and RG at work..advanced
« on: August 31, 2011, 07:46:24 AM »
tut paina ji facebook chaat :D: :D: :D:

RG saab googola :D: :D: :D:

dono tarakiya te.. :he:

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Pics / Tut Paina Diving!
« on: August 31, 2011, 07:16:51 AM »
:D: :D: :D: . aukha a tut paina ji da...sara paani baar ajana :D: :D:


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Discussions / The girl effect!
« on: August 28, 2011, 10:51:34 AM »

The Girl Effect is the unique and indisputable potential of adolescent girls to end poverty for themselves and the world.
   
The Girl Effect is a movement. It's social change in action. It’s about you using your voice, your talents, and your community to help girls help themselves—and, as a result, everybody else.

Created by people at the Nike Foundation, the Novo Foundation, the United Nations Foundation, and the Coalition for Adolescent Girls, its purpose is to spread the word about what girls can do and to recruit other powerful girl champions, like you. Armed with the tools and the network you need to raise awareness—and a little elbow grease—you can change the world.
   
An adolescent girl has the power to stop poverty before it starts. But she needs your help. She needs information, healthcare, and education. She needs laws to change, money in her pocket, and she needs her parents, her government, and the global community to see that she is valuable. Her change can’t happen without the girl champions who each bring their own superpowers to the party.

]The Girl Effect

]The Girl Effect Ticking Clock Video.wmv

For more videos and info.
www.girleffect.org

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Fun Time / Real Full Form Of BoyS
« on: August 26, 2011, 03:01:06 AM »
Full Form Of BoyS

B-Best

O-Of

Y-Young

S-Stupids


 :loll: :loll: :loll:

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Fun Time / Full form of a BOY!
« on: August 26, 2011, 02:56:50 AM »
B-baala syana a ...swere swere 7:30 vaje  da kudiyan de clg agge khada... 
O-othe hi khada haje tak,4:30 ho gye a...
Y-yaar aukha ena mundeya da....    :loll:



By Japneet :)

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Jokes Majaak / chinese call centre
« on: August 03, 2011, 08:41:39 AM »
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me.. Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But
what’s this urgent matter
about?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn’t
an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for
this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Ree ..
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree ..Caller: Oh …..God….

 :laugh:…From –
Good Wan!

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Jokes Majaak / guess this..:)
« on: August 03, 2011, 12:52:07 AM »
parhe likhe ne jeb ch pali....anparh ne wagah ke mari...... :D:

guess karo ki aa????  :laugh:

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Fun Time / Friendship :)
« on: July 30, 2011, 02:13:53 AM »
Friendship is not about “I m sorry “  its about “abbe  teri  galti hai “

Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “  it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale  “

Friendship is not about “I understand “  its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“

Friendship is not about “I care for u  “  its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de saale“

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“  its about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “

 

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “

 
 
Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“

 

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“

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Jokes Majaak / Husbands
« on: July 19, 2011, 01:39:18 AM »
Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And

Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"


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Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)

 

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PJ Games / child name! :)
« on: July 12, 2011, 05:59:00 AM »
this is the game....what would you name the above person's child? boy or girl doesn't matter :)

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Introductions / New Friends / Hiiiiiiii :D
« on: July 12, 2011, 05:16:20 AM »
SSA sareyan nu......

meet me...well read me..lol..mera matlab meri introduction...
myself Silky..:) originally chandigarh to..par living in NZ since 9years old..:P
google te search kar ri si...te ehe forum mileya...have to say...bahut vadiya a..:D

love all..<3


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