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Jokes Majaak / >>> Jattiya (drunkers)
« on: January 06, 2013, 10:43:43 AM »
ਜੰਟੀਆ ਜੰਟੀਆ.
ਹਾਂ ਬਾਪੂ....
ਪੈਗ ਲਾਇਆ?.....
ਨਾ ਬਾਪੂ ....
ਝੂਠ ਬੋਲਦੇਂ??.....
... ਨਾ ਬਾਪੂ ...
ਮੂਹ ਖੋਲ ਸਾਲਿਆਂ ...।
ਬੂੱਰਾਹਹ ....ਚੱਕ ਦੁ ਬੂੜਿਆ ਪੱਰੇ ਹੋ ਜਾ .


Jattiye jattiye
jatti : haan bapu
bapu : peg lagaya
jatti : naa bapu
bapu : munh khol
jatti : burraaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
        chak dau buddiya pare ho ja
:D: :D: :D:
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Gup Shup / >>> Mimick the above person's actions !
« on: December 01, 2012, 05:38:05 AM »
Apne uper wale person di kisi v nature di mimic kero :)

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Gup Shup / >>>What made up your day !
« on: October 28, 2012, 01:25:26 AM »
share here your happiness ...

today one sher :)
saleeka hi nahi shayad use mehsoos kerne ka
jo kehta hai khuda hai to nazar ana jaroori hai...
:cool: :cool: :cool:

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Introductions / New Friends / >>>Interaction with Jagmeet Kaur
« on: July 28, 2012, 05:22:51 AM »
First interaction with Jagmeet kaur

aja vai :smile:

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Love Pyar / >>>Love Riddle ...
« on: July 18, 2012, 05:12:31 PM »

 MANN LAI TERE KOL EK LOVER HAI TE EKE ENEMY TU LOVER NU HUDD TAU JAIDA LOVE KERDI TE ENEMY NU HUDD TAUN JAIDA NAFRAT

 NOW ONE DAY TERA LOVER TE ENEMY DOHE APAS CH BHIR JANDE TE DONO THE END MENAS MAR JANDE

 TU RABB KOLO MANGDI KI TERE LOVER NU ZINDA KER DITA JAE TE RABB THODI CHALAKI KHED JANDA OH DONA NU ZINDA TE KERDA

 BUT TERE LOVER DE HEAD DI JAGAH OH TERE ENEMY DA HEAD LAGA DINDA TE TERE ENEMY DE HEAD DI JAGA TERE LOVER DA HEAD

NOW BOTH ARE ALIVE :)
NOW TO WHOM YOU SHOULD SELECT N WHY ?

Don't assume anything sutpid. Be logical :)
this riddle was playd between me n 'Angel Heart'

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Love Pyar / >>>Boy Quotes...
« on: July 07, 2012, 08:07:59 AM »


Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years ...

 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Fun Time / >>>What's ur 2day's plan
« on: June 07, 2012, 10:35:15 PM »
auj nanhi jaan bsy aa bahut so auj koi totta chher ni hona
Your inconvenience is deeply regreted.
oops !
:D: :D: :D:

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Love Pyar / >>>Love Messages
« on: June 02, 2012, 07:35:53 AM »
Write love messages for your loved ones...


aub kahani mat likhne baith jana okay :P


Kangna kabhi na ana mere angna
warna mum maregi
:D: :D: :D:

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Love Pyar / >>>Let us enjoy the moments b4 get banned
« on: May 22, 2012, 10:58:03 PM »
most probably mera last din hai caz of injustice so let us share few momemts
:smile:

...
Starting meri hoye chat te n first one cigi koi kudi na ni chete aa riha but koi usnu ratno rutnu keh riha c
:D: :D: :D:
any way jaida gal ni hoyi usnal :p

...
After dat ranjha milya dil da nice c real name ni pata :(
wadiya tym spend kita :p

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Gup Shup / >>>Ban me
« on: May 22, 2012, 10:34:19 PM »
Haan vai menu ban karo
reason : kal ithe injustice hoyea which i cant tolerate.
so sahib, pinder, oh mah god jatt aa gaya de naal
is nanhi jaan nu v ban kero
:D: :D: :D:

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PJ Games / >>>Truth or Dare
« on: May 19, 2012, 12:04:06 PM »
Hope every body know how to play let me repeat once again

Rules
1. One person'll come here and ask other person to select one either Truth or Dare
2. After selection first person ask questions
3. Second person has to reply n convince the first person
4.Emotional people please stay away u can just read n enjoy
5. Any thing can be asked here u r not supposed to complain once you participated here :smile:
6.
A dare can be anything tough for you so better think twice before you choose
so let starts
haan vai hai koi ?

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Shayari / >>>Do kadam sath sath
« on: May 16, 2012, 06:15:45 AM »
ik line likhni hai ik person ne
te duja person same ghazal/song di next line likhega Which 'll make DO KADAM SAATH SAATH

Don't write more than one line at a time

ghazal - tum baithe ho

Tum baithe ho lekin jaatd dekh raha hoon

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Gup Shup / >>>Have u ever been jealous ?
« on: May 03, 2012, 01:13:13 AM »
daso vai n sach bolna okay :p

 few days back i saw my fren's pic on fb n cum 2 know she got married at that moment i felt bit of jealous :p

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Love Pyar / >>>ISHQ te Augg
« on: March 29, 2012, 09:33:57 AM »
Augg te ISHQ da sek ki puchhna te ISHQ da sek vathera
augg te saarhe kakh te kaanhe, te ISHQ saarhe dil mera
augg da daru meen te paani, te ISHQ da daru kehda
gulam fareed uthe kuch ni rehnda te jithe ISHQ laye dera…

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Love Pyar / Word LOVE ...
« on: March 20, 2012, 02:59:54 AM »
Love is such a marvelous word
if boy understand gal  doesnt
if gal understand boy doesnt
if both understand world doesnt :smile:

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Jokes Majaak / Men will b men olways !
« on: March 16, 2012, 03:51:16 AM »
A guy has 2 select a gal 4 marriage out of 3
He gave money to each to test them

first one spent money in parlour to look gud. guy got imprsed

2nd one bought cloth 4 him n showed he is prime 4 her. guy was happy.
 
3rd invest money n gave profit 2 him. guy was imprsd.
 Finally
boy
selected
that
gal
who
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has best figure
:D: :D: :D:
Men 'll b men always.

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Fun Time / 4 Princess of God
« on: March 12, 2012, 11:26:54 PM »
Bas enni jaldi haar mann gaye. Muqabla karna ni aunda tenu ? J real lyf ch eda de bande mile fer ki karengi ? quit 4om lyf  :D: :D: :D:
main samjhda c pj te haiga koi meri takkar da par khawb hi c shayad.
i dont like people who says hands up !

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Jokes Majaak / Budhha n gal
« on: March 06, 2012, 12:55:56 AM »
Ek baar ek budhha gal se takrya
budhha : sorry
gal : stupid
fir ek ladka takraya
ladka : sorry
gal : its okay
budha : meri sorry k spell galat they kya !

:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Sad story
« on: March 05, 2012, 02:00:28 AM »
A girl liked her classmate den she wrote I LOVE U in a book n gave dat to boy.
2-3 years passed nothing happened :(

MORAL : Boy never open books.
:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Hasmukh n dad
« on: March 05, 2012, 01:05:54 AM »
Hasmukh : chalo dad aaj macdonald chalte hai
Dad : okies bt pehle tum mujhe macdonald k spell btao
Hasmukh : dad KFC chalein fir
:D: :D: :D:

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