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Complaints / admnpannu insulted me
« on: September 19, 2011, 03:17:22 AM »
dmnPannu] 9:00 am: lolz purjeya>>
[AdmnPannu] 9:00 am: hun thk lagda hona tanu
       [HUNDAL09] 9:00 am: lol pannu tu b shakal magr laya hoya meri sheli de
       [HUNDAL09] 9:00 am:     
[sukh brar] 9:01 am: pannu who r u
       [HUNDAL09] 9:01 am:       
[sukh brar] 9:01 am: hundali tu band kar aapa hassa
[sukh brar] 9:01 am: pannu who r uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
       [HUNDAL09] 9:01 am:       
       [HUNDAL09] 9:02 am: aman naam da banda eh b
[AdmnPannu] 9:02 am: kyu
       [HUNDAL09] 9:02 am:         
[AdmnPannu] 9:02 am: pu punjabimutiyar ha
      [sukh brar] 9:02 am: nahi main punjabi muteyar nahi aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
       [HUNDAL09] 9:02 am:       
      [sukh brar] 9:03 am: tu vi kuch bol lai hundali ki aakhan hi ghumai janiya tu
       [HUNDAL09] 9:03 am: lol. pannu eh ohi aa
      [sukh brar] 9:04 am: jhooth na bol hundal
      [sukh brar] 9:04 am: main kado aa punjabimuteyar
[AdmnPannu] 9:04 am: manu doubt hunda ha kadi kadi
       [HUNDAL09] 9:04 am:           ohi aa tu jhuth boldi
[AdmnPannu] 9:04 am: manu kha rahi c manu ta 1 year ho geya
       [HUNDAL09] 9:04 am: lai ds punjaban mutyar nigi fer bhayiye rani aa tu?
       [HUNDAL09] 9:05 am:         
      [sukh brar] 9:05 am: im british     
[AdmnPannu] 9:05 am: gorey di set ha
[AdmnPannu] 9:05 am: eh ta
[AdmnPannu] 9:05 am: hundla
       [HUNDAL09] 9:05 am:       
      [sukh brar] 9:06 am: what
[AdmnPannu] 9:06 am: teri mother di merg gorey nal hoye ha
[AdmnPannu] 9:06 am: sukhi
      [sukh brar] 9:06 am: nooooo
[AdmnPannu] 9:07 am: fir britsh kida fir
       [HUNDAL09] 9:07 am:        aa dekhlo apple de ph c bsnl di sim wargi aa eh tan
       [HUNDAL09] 9:07 am:         
      [sukh brar] 9:07 am: mere dad di marrige hoi aa gori naal     
       [HUNDAL09] 9:07 am: lol sukh
[AdmnPannu] 9:07 am: acha gori di saat ha tu
      [sukh brar] 9:08 am: its not a joke hundali
       [HUNDAL09] 9:08 am: hahaha panu eme na bol
       [HUNDAL09] 9:08 am: edda ni kena chaqyida
       [HUNDAL09] 9:08 am: asha sukh?
      [sukh brar] 9:08 am: eh ki keha ehne saat means
       [HUNDAL09] 9:08 am: teri masi di kudi hegi koi?
       [HUNDAL09] 9:08 am:     
       [HUNDAL09] 9:08 am: lol sukh tu shad
[AdmnPannu] 9:09 am: tarey dad da  afeer gorli nal c
      [sukh brar] 9:09 am: ehne boleya ki eh dass
[AdmnPannu] 9:09 am: mera matlab
       [HUNDAL09] 9:09 am: lol kise to pushan na lagji hun     
      [sukh brar] 9:09 am: ehda means ki aa
       [HUNDAL09] 9:09 am: gorli
       [HUNDAL09] 9:09 am:       
       [HUNDAL09] 9:10 am:       
       [HUNDAL09] 9:12 am: asha g appa chale
       [HUNDAL09] 9:12 am: tusi main ch karlo gal jedi krni     
       [HUNDAL09] 9:13 am: ok g rabb rakha
       [HUNDAL09] 9:13 am: milde aa sukh
       [HUNDAL09] 9:13 am:     

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Love Pyar / sajjan g
« on: March 22, 2011, 09:10:38 AM »
saah je mukk jaan sajjan ji eh gall wakhari eh,mere dil cho pyaar  :love: je mukk jau taan aakhi,mere gutt nu tu sirf dhaaga ik bann jayi,main sari umar je tuttan dau taan aakhi :blush: :blush:  !!!

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Love Pyar / true wording
« on: March 22, 2011, 09:07:03 AM »
what is love ??shakespeare says: dnt ask the person.... :love: who love someone,but ask the person....who lost someone :break:  ,they only can feel true love :sad:  !!

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Shayari / for uuuu
« on: February 16, 2011, 07:23:57 AM »
Badal Gaye Oh Raah Apna Par Asi Kalle Khoye Nahi
Dard Bahut C Dil Wich Par Asi Kade Roye Nahi
Koi Nahi C Sada Jo Puchda K Kyon Asi Inniyan Raatan Soye Nahi
Pher Ki Hoeya J Oh Navian Soortan Te Dull Gaye
Par Asi Ohde To Bina Hor Kise De Hoye Nahi

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Shayari / oh pucchdi
« on: February 16, 2011, 07:12:19 AM »
Oh puchhdi,
Tu mennu enna pyar kyu karda e,
mein aakhda bas ik zidd hai tethu 'harr' jaan di.
Oh puchhdi,
Tu mennu jaan-jaan kyu kehnda e,
mein keha ik tamanna hai tere tey marr jaan di.
Oh kehndi,
Paagal kadde chann vi chakor da hoya e,
mein keha ik aarzu hai
ess aas'ch zindagi bitaun di

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Shayari / kaddi
« on: February 16, 2011, 07:10:40 AM »
Kaddi apni hassni te vi aunda gussa
kaddi jagg nu hassaun nu ji karda
kaddi ronda nahin si kisse di maut tey
kaddi aive hi ron nu ji karda
kaddi ajnabi da saath vi lagda changga
kaddi apne vi lagde begaane jehe
kaddi mangda dil ik hor jeevan
kaddi eh vi mittaun nu ji karda

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Shayari / miss u
« on: February 16, 2011, 07:09:30 AM »
Teri yaari da mull assi taar nahin sakde,
Tu mangge jaan tey kar inkaar nahin sakde,
Maneya ke zindagi lendi imtehaan bade,
Par tu hove naal tey aapa haar nahin sakde

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Jokes Majaak / fridge
« on: February 07, 2011, 07:39:00 AM »
ਗਾਹਕ, ''ਇਹ ਫਰਿੱਜ ਕਿੰਨੇ ਦਾ ਹੈ?''
 ਦੁਕਾਨਦਾਰ, ''ਮਨਹੂਸ ਸ਼ਕਲ ਦੇ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਅਸੀਂ ਸਮਾਨ ਨਹੀਂ ਵੇਚਦੇ।''
 ਗਾਹਕ ਸਿੱਧਾ ਆਪਣੇ ਘਰ ਗਿਆ । ਹੇਅਰ ਸਟਾਇਲ ਬਦਲਿਆ, ਵਧੀਆ ਕੱਪੜੇ ਅਤੇ ਬੜੇ ਰੋਹਬ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਦੁਕਾਨ ਵਿਚ ਦਾਖ਼ਲ ਹੋਇਆ ਅਤੇ ਅੰਗਰੇਜ਼ੀ ਵਿਚ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ, ''ਵ੍ਹਟ ਇਜ਼ ਦਿ ਪਰਾਈਜ਼ ਆਫ਼ ਦਿਸ ਫਰਿੱਜ?''
 ਦੁਕਾਨ, ''ਅਸੀਂ ਮਨਹੂਸ ਸ਼ਕਲ ਦੇ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਸਾਮਾਨ ਨਹੀਂ ਵੇਚਦੇ।''
 ਗਾਹਕ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੈਰਾਨ ਹੋਇਆ ਕਿ ਦੁਕਾਨਦਾਰ ਨੇ ਉਸ ਨੂੰ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਪਹਿਚਾਣ ਲਿਆ। ਉਹ ਵਾਪਸ ਘਰ ਪਰਤਿਆ ਦਾੜ੍ਹੀ, ਮੁੱਛ ਅਤੇ ਵਿਗ ਲਗਾਈ ਅਤੇ ਪਾਨ ਚਬਾਉਂਦਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਆਇਆ ਅਤੇ ਬੋਲਿਆਤ ''ਆਦਾਬ ਅਰਜ਼ ਹੈ ਜਨਾਬ ਇਸ ਫਰਿੱਜ ਦੀ ਕੀ ਕੀਮਤ?''
 ਦੁਕਾਨਦਾਰ ਨੇ ਫਿਰ ਉਹੀ ਕਿਹਾ। ਗਾਹਕ ਹੈਰਾਨ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ। ਆਖਿਰ ਪ੍ਰੇਸ਼ਾਨ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਪੁੱਛਿਆ ਕਿ, ''ਤੁਸੀਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਪਹਿਚਾਣਿਆ?'' ਦੁਕਾਨਦਾਰ, ''ਬਹੁਤ ਆਸਾਨ ਗੱਲ ਹੈ। ਇਹ ਫਰਿੱਜ ਨਹੀਂ ਵਾਸ਼ਿੰਗ ਮਸ਼ੀਨ ਹੈ।''

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Shayari / kudi
« on: February 07, 2011, 07:28:12 AM »
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,

jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!

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Shayari / sohni
« on: February 07, 2011, 07:25:45 AM »
Tu sohni tera na sohni,

par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,

sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
...
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

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Shayari / pendu
« on: February 07, 2011, 07:24:49 AM »
Assi Pendu Sidhe Sadhe Je, Jande Karan Parhaiyan

Sadi Koi GIRLFRIEND Ni, Lokan Ne Lakh Banaiyan

Shehran Vale PURPOSE Kar Dende, Per Pinda Vale Sangde Aa

Unjh Bhavein Sathon Banda Marwalo, Per Kudi Agge Bull Kambde Aan

Oh Kismat Vich Jad Hovegi, Ta Aapu Hi Aa Javegi

Fer Shehriyan Nu Vi Dassange, Jad Koi Sade Naal Nibhavegi..

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Jokes Majaak / ring
« on: February 07, 2011, 07:23:28 AM »
Girl-Mujhe Apni Heere ki Ring De Do,
ME Ring Ko Dekh K Tumhe Yad kia Krugi

Boy- Tum ye Soch k Yaad Karna ki
Kamine se Ring Mangi Thi Or Usne Nhi Di...........
...

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Jokes Majaak / banta's call
« on: February 07, 2011, 07:18:27 AM »
 Banta's Calls to Airport ::::::

" How long is the journey from PUNJAB to USA ? "

Receptionist :::::- " 1 second sir "
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Banta Dissconnect and Says :-

" Saali peg layi baithi hai " :::::::

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / mul mantar
« on: February 05, 2011, 09:39:38 AM »
The Mool Mantar  :rabb: :rabb:(also spelt Mul Mantra) is the most important composition contained within the Sri Guru Granth Sahib, the holy scripture of the Sikhs; it is the basis of Sikhism. The word "Mool" means "main", "root" or "chief" and "Mantar" means "magic chant" or "magic portion".

Together the words "Mool Mantar" mean the "Main chant" or "root verse". It’s importance is emphasised by the fact that it is the first composition to appear in the holy Granth of the Sikhs and that it appears before the commencement of the main section which comprises of 31 Raags or chapters.

The Mool Mantar is said to be the first composition uttered by Guru Nanak Dev upon enlightenment at the age of about 30. Being the basis of Sikhism it encapsulates the entire theology of Sikhism. When a person begins to learn Gurbani, this is the first verse that most would learn.

It is a most brief composition encompassing the entire universally complex theology of the Sikh faith. It has religious, social, political, logical, martial and eternal implication for human existence; a truly humanitarian and global concepts of the Supreme power for all to understand and appreciate.

This Mantar encompasses concepts which have been evaluated and proven over many eras (or yugs) and known to be flawless beyond any ambiguity what so ever. The rest of Japji sahib that follows this mantar is said to be a eloboration of the main mantar and that the rest of the Guru Granth Sahib totalling 1430 pages, is a detailed amplification of the Mool Mantar.

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Shayari / halat
« on: February 05, 2011, 09:22:35 AM »
likh rehi aa joh halat likha rhe ne,
dekh reha joh,jo halat dikha rhe ne,
ret te likhe naam vaangu kehda dil karda mittan nu,
mitt rehi haan kyoki halat mitta rhe ne...

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Shayari / nikki jehi gal
« on: February 05, 2011, 09:19:07 AM »
unha nikki jehi gal te ajj dooji duniya dikha ditti,
jehdi bhul chukki c bilkul hee oh akh fer rwa ditti,
ewe hee russ ke challe gye,kuch dasseya na kuj pucheya na,
socha vich baithe rondi ne ik pal vich umer langaa ditti

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Shayari / SAD
« on: February 05, 2011, 09:15:36 AM »
RABB NE DITTA HUSAN TE TU GROOR KAR LEYA,
IK DIL V DITTA C OHNE OHVI VART LAINA C,
MAINU NHI LAGDA KE MAIN DIL DI MAHDI HAAN,
SHADDAN TOH PEHLA IK VAARI PARKH LAINA C.

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Funny Videos / bewakoof
« on: February 05, 2011, 08:17:57 AM »
Beautifull Purposing Funny Girl

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Funny Videos / obama
« on: February 05, 2011, 08:08:52 AM »
obama speaks punjabi funny

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / TEEJ:
« on: February 05, 2011, 07:54:40 AM »
   

Teej is an important festival for the women of Punjab. The sawan month is eagerly waited by the people of Punjab as different festivals fall at this time period. The festival of Teej brings exuberance and chance to get along each other. Young girls and boys actively participate in events taking place in various towns and districts in Punjab. Celebration of Teej begins from the third day of sawan - the fifth Hindu month beginning from Chaitra.

Young women and men enthusiastically celebrate the occasion of Teej. At the time of Teej, many schools and colleges in Punjab organize competitions and cultural programs. Some competitions are organized on higher scale and are attended by senior government officials. The theme of the competitions is totally traditional and cultural. Competitive categories include rangoli, mehndi, dance, singing, painting etc. In colleges, Teej beauty contests take place where young girls passionately participate and win various titles like “Miss Teej”, “Teej Queen” and “Baby Teej”. Teej celebrations in villages too, are full of joy and verve. Young girls and women get along to perform Teej rituals. Girls swing on decorated swings called peeng and adorn their hands and feet with intricate mehndi designs.

Girls who perform gidda on Teej dedicate it to their husband or to-be-husband. Some of these special Teej dance and songs symbolize that women are always ready to sacrifice their life for their lover. After the dance performance young ladies offer prayers and sing songs for good health of their love. Teej fairs called Teelan are organized which has stalls with collection of traditional items like colorful bangles, juttis, dresses and earrings. Main attraction of Teej fair are the mehndi stalls.

At homes, people prepare special Punjabi Teej dishes like Kheer Puri, Gulgale, Karah and Pakoras. Family members sit together and enjoy the lavish feast. Men give blessings to their wife and both pray for each others' long and cheerful life.

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