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Gup Shup / one liner definations
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:58:48 AM »
sat shri akal ji sarea nu chalo letz play a game
ithe tusi ik cheez nu describe karna ik line naal us cheez nu wich likhe bgair and bakia ne guess karna....
chalo main start karni a....

a place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.which place is this??

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Pics / neva say u r unlucky
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:52:48 AM »


god bless her

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Gup Shup / women r complex creature
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:49:47 AM »


If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp

If you don’t, you are not understanding


If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring

If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

If you don’t , you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad

If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her

If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait

If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way


If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”

If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting

If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen

If you listen, she wants you to talk


In short :
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful……….WOMEN !……



 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Wish list
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:46:22 AM »
ssa ji sareya nu

Make a wish......maybe true hoje hehehe

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Love Pyar / 18 signs of falling in love...
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:43:55 AM »
EIGHT​EEN
you get so jealo​us when someo​ne comme​nt them sayin​g they are cute

SEVEN​TEEN:​​
You look at their​ profi​le const​antly​

SIXTE​EN:​​
When you'​​re on the phone​ with them late at night​ and they hang up, you still​ miss them even when it was just two minut​es ago

FIFTE​EN:​​
You read their​ Texts​ and Ims Over and over again​

FOURT​EEN:​​
You walk reall​y slow when you'​​re with them

THIRT​EEN:​​
You feel shy whene​ver they'​​re aroun​d

ELEVE​N:​​
When you think​ about​ them,​​ your heart​ beats​ faste​r but slowe​r at the same time

TEN:
You smile​ when you hear their​ voice​

NINE:​​
When you look at them,​​ you can'​​t see the other​ peopl​e aroun​d you, you just see him/​​her

EIGHT​:​​
You start​ liste​ning to slow songs​ while​ think​ing about​ them

SEVEN​:​​
They'​​re all you think​ about​

SIX:
You get high just from their​ scent​

FIVE:​​
You reali​ze you'​​re alway​s smili​ng when you'​​re looki​ng at them

FOUR:​​
You would​ do anyth​ing for them!​​

THREE​:​​
You blush​ when u hear their​ name

TWO:
You were so busy think​ing about​ that perso​n,​​ you didnt​ notic​e numbe​r twelv​e was missi​ng

ONE:
You just scrol​led up to check​ & are now silen​tly laugh​ing at yours​elf





NOW CLOSE​ YOUR EYES AND MAKE A WISH




















YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.​​.​​.​​.​​.​​.​​.



















































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Shayari / poems written by a wyf to hubby
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:39:11 AM »
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then

I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack.



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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

why doesn't it rain on you?



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Roses are red, Violets are blue

monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

not in cage but laughing at you.
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 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Pics / life in colour (yellow)
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:33:04 AM »

A woman in Diafarabe, Mali, holds her brilliant yellow scarf against a deep blue African sky.


A yellow boat hull is reflected at the waterline in Forillon National Park, Quebec. This oceanside park is located at the farthest tip of Gaspe Peninsula.


A staircase stands in sharp relief against a wall of yellow stained glass at the University of Colorado in Boulder.


A brightly painted train engine stands under a deep blue sky in Santa Fe, New Mexico.


Red tears of sweat stream down the yellow-painted face of a Huli wigman in Papua New Guinea. His elaborate costume, donned for a ceremonial welcoming dance called the sing-sing, also includes a dramatic wig of human hair.


A spicebush swallowtail caterpillar in Cape Cod, Massachussets, shows off eyespots meant to deter predators looking for an easy meal.


Sunflowers like this one in Asheville, North Carolina, are prized for their beauty but also for their seeds and oil.


A yellow-shafted flicker leaves its nest in a forest in America. Flickers are woodpeckers that can hammer trees but prefer to forage on the ground. They often dig in the dirt for ants.



Yellow beach umbrellas line the sands at a hotel
on Phuket Island, Thailand.


Rows of yellow deck chairs line the pool of the Ciragan Palace Kempinski hotel in Istanbul, Turkey. Once a sultan's residence, the facility now pampers paying guests as one of the city's finest luxury resorts.


The yellow hues of a small home in Lanai City, Hawaii, are matched by its owner's vintage Plymouth. Many residents of this village live in such pastel-painted cottages, first built for pineapple plantation workers.



Eyelash vipers are indigenous to Central and South America and come in a variety of colors, including shocking yellow, like this specimen.


Yellow-necked caterpillars crowd a thin branch on a cherry tree in Frederick, Maryland. Infestations of these caterpillars may defoliate oaks and other hardwood trees but usually do no permanent damage.


Encouraged to bloom by rare rainstorms, a sea of wildflowers blankets the sand dunes of Simpson Desert National Park, Australia. The area averages fewer than 6 inches (15 centimeters) of rain per year.


A blanket of fallen maple leaves covers the ground with gold
during autumn in Washington D.C. The visual "quality" of each fall's foliage is determined by weather conditions such as moisture and temperature.


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Gup Shup / What will ur baby look lyk?
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:16:11 AM »
ITHE CHECK KARO

Click here to check


and dnt forget to post the pic here....letz c how ur baby will look lyk lolz

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Shayari / The Best Peom of 2008 by an african kid
« on: April 28, 2009, 09:08:24 AM »
The Best Peom of 2008

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2008

Written by an African Kid






When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black




And you "White Fellow"

When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
when you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you grey

And you calling me colored?

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Gup Shup / The Most Horrible English Words
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:44:45 AM »
The Most Horrible English Word

And you thought your vocabulary was good? Try these words on for size.

1. Honorificabilitudinitatibus
The word consists of 27 letters. This word appeared in the script of Shakespeare titled “Love's Labor’s Lost”, which means “invincible glorious.”



2. Antidisestablishmentarianism
The word consists of 28 letters. This word means “opposition to the withdrawal of state support or recognition from an established church, esp. the Anglican Church in 19th-century England” as explained in Dictionary.com. It has been quoted once by the British Prime Minister, William Ewart Gladstone, 1809- 1898.

3. · Floccinaucihihilipilification
The word comprises of 29 letters. It means “act or habit to deny the value of some particular things.”

4. · Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
The word comprises of 34 letters. This word appeared in a movie called “Mary Poppins”, which means “good.”

5. · Hepaticocholecystostcholecystntenterostomy
The word consists of 42 letters. It appears in the “Medical Dictionary” edited by Gao De as a surgical terminology, which refers to indirect artificial tube surgery between the intestine and gallbladder or in the gallbladder and bile duct.

6. · Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
The word comprises of 45 letters. It appears in the eighth edition of Webster dictionary, which means “pneumoconiosis disease caused by inhaling small particles of quartzite.” Miners are particularly vulnerable to this disease.

7. · Antipericatametaanaparcircum -
volutiorectumgustpoops of the Coprofied

The word consists of 50 letters. There is a display of one French writer's ancient story in a library shelf, with this long English word as its book title.

8. · Osseocaynisanguineovisceri -
cartilagininervomedullary

The word consists of 51 letters. This is a terminology related to anatomy. It appeared in a novel called “Headlong Hall” written by an English writer, 1785-1866.

9. · Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoa -
luminosocupreovitriolie

The word consists of 52 letters. This word was invented by the British Medical author, Dr. Edward Strother, 1675-1737. It is used to refer to the composition of mineral water found in England.

10. · Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronn -
konnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntro -
varrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

The word of consists of 100 letters. It appeared in the book titled “Finnegan wake” written by Irish author, Andean James Joyce, 1882- 1942. This word refers to the downfall of Adam and Eve.

11. · Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranio -
leipsanodrimhypotrimmatosi -
lphioparamelitokatakechymenokich -
lepikossyphophattoperisteralektr -
yonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosi -
raiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

The word consists of 182 letters. This English word is derived from the Greece word, originating from the drama script of comedy titled “ecclesiazusae” written by a Greek writer, Aristophanes, 448- 385. It refers to spicy foods that cooked from the remaining vegetables and beef.

· This word is terribly long in its length as it comprises of 1913 letters as follow:

12. Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosy -
lglutamylserylleucylphenylalanylalanylglutaminy -
lleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysylglutamylglycyla -
lanylphenylalanylvalylprolyphenylalanYlvalythre -
onylleucylglycylaspartylprolylglycylisoleucylg -
lutamylglutaminylsErylleucyllysylisoleucy -
laspartylthreonylleucylIsoleucylglutamy -
lalanylglycylalanylasparthlalanylleucylg -
lutamylleucylglycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylse -
Rylaspartylprolylleucylalanylaspartylglycylp -
RolylthreOnylisoleucylglutaminylasPfraginylal -
anylthreonylleucylarfinylalanylphenylalanylalany -
lalanylglycylvalythreonylprolylalanylglutaminy -
lcysteinylphenylalanylglutamylmethionylleucy -
lalanylleuOylisoleucylarginylglutaminy -
llysyhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylproly -
lisoleucylglycylleucylmethionyltyrosylalany -
lasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanylasparaginy -
llysyglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalany -
lthrosylalanylglutaminylcsteinylglutamyllysylva -
lylglycylvalylaspartylserylvalylleucylvalylalny -
laspartylvalylprolylvalylglUtaminylglutamylsery -
lalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminylalany -
lalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginyvalylalany -
lprolylisoleucylprolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleuc y -
lphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylasparty lalany -
laspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginy -
lglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycy -
larginylglycyltyrosylthreonyltyrOsylleucyl -
leucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreony -
lglycylalanylglutamYlasparainylarginylalany -
lalanylleucylprolylleucylasparaginylhistidy -
lleucylValylalanyllysylleucyllysylglutamy -
ltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylpro -
lylleucylglutaminylglgycylphenylalanylglycy -
lisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminy -
lvalyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalany -
lglycylalanylalanylglycylalanylisoleucylsery -
lglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoIeucy -
lisoleucylglutamylglutaminylHistidylasparaginy -
liSoleucylglutamylprolylglutamyllysylmethionyl -
leucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenylalanyl -
calylglutaminylprolylmethionlysylalanylalanylt -
hreonylarginylserine.

The above word refers to "Tryptophan synthase a protein", a chemical name for a substance that contains 267 kinds of amino acid enzymes.

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Gup Shup / waz ur fav song @ d moment???
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:36:08 AM »
sat shri akal ji sareya nu...ithe dasso is time tuhada fav song ki a?? mere te badalde hi rehnde ne lolzz...jado ik pasand a janda ohnu sun sun ke odhi matt mar ke fer change hahaahah



POST A VIDEO OR A MP3 FILE WITH UR COMMENT IF POSSIBLE :D

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Pics / if u luv sum1
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:33:02 AM »
keep looking at the pic for sum time

If u really love som1 u will see his/her face in it...




 :happy: :happy:

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Pics / Optical Illusions
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:28:20 AM »










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Gup Shup / Piercing??
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:23:00 AM »
ssa ji sarea nu
acha sare jane ik gall dasso....
tuhade kithe piercing already haige ne and kithe tusi hor banwane chahoge....


kayia ne te poore body te pawaye hunde ne lyk dis....
 

whr would U lyk to have??or whr do u have already??

mere sirf kann ch hi a i luv earrings bt i would love to have a piersing on ma tounge lolz bt i knw kadi kise ne banan ni dena haha

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Gup Shup / Philosophy of lyf
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:16:44 AM »

Think freely
Practice patience
Smile often
Savor special moments


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Make new friends
Rediscover old ones


Tell those that you love that you do

* * *

Feel deeply
Discard worry
Forget trouble
Forgive an enemy


* * *

Keep a promise
Take a chance
Try something new
Reach out

* * *

Have good ideas
Make some mistakes
Learn from them

* * *

Be crazy

Count your blessings
Observe miracles -- make them happen
Pick some daisies
Share them

* * *

See a sunrise
Listen to the rain
Look for rainbows
Gaze at the stars
See beauty everywhere

* * *

Laugh heartily
Spread joy
Reminisce

* * *

Give
Trust
Give in



* * *

Slow down
Let someone in
Be soft sometimes


* * *

Hope
Grow
Work Hard
Be Wise
Try to understand
Cry when you need to

* * *

Trust life
Have Faith
Enjoy wonder
Comfort a friend

* * *
~ BELIEVE IN YOUR SELF ~


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Tutorials / 100 keyboard shortcuts
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:13:25 AM »
100 keyboard shortcuts

    * CTRL+C (Copy)
    * CTRL+X (Cut)
    * CTRL+V (Paste)
    * CTRL+Z (Undo)
    * DELETE (Delete)
    * SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)
    * CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item)
    * CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item)
    * F2 key (Rename the selected item)
    * CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word)
    * CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word)
    * CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph)
    * CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph)
    * CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text)
    * SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document)
    * CTRL+A (Select all)
    * F3 key (Search for a file or a folder)
    * ALT+ENTER (View the properties for the selected item)
    * ALT+F4 (Close the active item, or quit the active program)
    * ALT+ENTER (Display the properties of the selected object)
    * ALT+SPACEBAR (Open the shortcut menu for the active window)
    * CTRL+F4 (Close the active document in programs that enable you to have multiple documents open simultaneously)
    * ALT+TAB (Switch between the open items)
    * ALT+ESC (Cycle through items in the order that they had been opened)
    * F6 key (Cycle through the screen elements in a window or on the desktop)
    * F4 key (Display the Address bar list in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
    * SHIFT+F10 (Display the shortcut menu for the selected item)
    * ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the System menu for the active window)
    * CTRL+ESC (Display the Start menu)
    * ALT+ Underlined letter in a menu name (Display the corresponding menu)
      Underlined letter in a command name on an open menu (Perform the corresponding command)
    * F10 key (Activate the menu bar in the active program)
    * RIGHT ARROW (Open the next menu to the right, or open a submenu)
    * LEFT ARROW (Open the next menu to the left, or close a submenu)
    * F5 key (Update the active window)
    * BACKSPACE (View the folder one level up in My Computer or Windows Explorer)
    * ESC (Cancel the current task)
    * SHIFT when you insert a CD-ROM into the CD-ROM drive (Prevent the CD-ROM from automatically playing)



Dialog Box Keyboard Shortcuts

    * CTRL+TAB (Move forward through the tabs)
    * CTRL+SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the tabs)
    * TAB (Move forward through the options)
    * SHIFT+TAB (Move backward through the options)
    * ALT+Underlined letter (Perform the corresponding command or select the corresponding option)
    * ENTER (Perform the command for the active option or button)
    * SPACEBAR (Select or clear the check box if the active option is a check box)
    * Arrow keys (Select a button if the active option is a group of option buttons)
    * F1 key (Display Help)
    * F4 key (Display the items in the active list)
    * BACKSPACE (Open a folder one level up if a folder is selected in the Save As or Open dialog box)




Microsoft Natural Keyboard Shortcuts

    * Windows Logo (Display or hide the Start menu)
    * Windows Logo + BREAK (Display the System Properties dialog box)
    * Windows Logo +D (Display the desktop)
    * Windows Logo +M (Minimize all of the windows)
    * Windows Logo +SHIFT+M (Restore the minimized windows)
    * Windows Logo +E (Open My Computer)
    * Windows Logo +F (Search for a file or a folder)
    * CTRL+ Windows Logo +F (Search for computers)
    * Windows Logo+F1 (Display Windows Help)
    * Windows Logo+ L (Lock the keyboard)
    * Windows Logo+ R (Open the Run dialog box)
    * Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)



Accessibility Keyboard Shortcuts

·Right SHIFT for eight seconds (Switch Filter Keys either on or off)
·Left ALT+ left SHIFT+PRINT SCREEN (Switch High Contrast either on or off)
·Left ALT+ left SHIFT+NUM LOCK (Switch the MouseKeys either on or off)
·SHIFT five times (Switch the Sticky Keys either on or off)
·NUM LOCK for five seconds (Switch the Toggle Keys either on or off)
·Windows Logo +U (Open Utility Manager)
Windows Explorer Keyboard Shortcuts
·END (Display the bottom of the active window)
·HOME (Display the top of the active window)
·NUM LOCK+ Asterisk sign (*) (Display all of the subfolders that are under the selected folder)
·NUM LOCK+ Plus sign (+) (Display the contents of the selected folder)
·NUM LOCK+ Minus sign (-) (Collapse the selected folder)
·LEFT ARROW (Collapse the current selection if it is expanded, or select the parent folder)
·RIGHT ARROW (Display the current selection if it is collapsed, or select the first subfolder)
·Shortcut Keys for Character Map
After you double-click a character on the grid of characters, you can move through the grid by using the keyboard shortcuts:
·RIGHT ARROW (Move to the right or to the beginning of the next line)
·LEFT ARROW (Move to the left or to the end of the previous line)
·UP ARROW (Move up one row)
·DOWN ARROW (Move down one row)
·PAGE UP (Move up one screen at a time)
·PAGE DOWN (Move down one screen at a time)
·HOME (Move to the beginning of the line)
·END (Move to the end of the line)
·CTRL+HOME (Move to the first character)
·CTRL+END (Move to the last character)
·SPACEBAR (Switch between Enlarged and Normal mode when a character is selected)
microsoft Management Console (MMC) Main Window Keyboard Shortcuts
·CTRL+O (Open a saved console)
·CTRL+N (Open a new console)
·CTRL+S (Save the open console)
·CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item)
·CTRL+W (Open a new window)
·F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
·ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu)
·ALT+F4 (Close the console)
·ALT+A (Display the Action menu)
·ALT+V (Display the View menu)
·ALT+F (Display the File menu)
·ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)
·MMC Console Window Keyboard Shortcuts
·CTRL+P (Print the current page or active pane)
·ALT +Minus sign (-) (Display the window menu for the active console window)
·SHIFT+F10 (Display the Action shortcut menu for the selected item)
·F1 key (Open the Help topic, if any, for the selected item)
·F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)
·CTRL+F10 (Maximize the active console window)
·CTRL+F5 (Restore the active console window)
·ALT+ENTER (Display the Properties dialog box, if any, for the selected item)
·F2 key (Rename the selected item)
·CTRL+F4 (Close the active console window. When a console has only one console
Window, this shortcut closes the console)


Remote Desktop Connection Navigation

·CTRL+ALT+END (Open the microsoft Windows NT Security dialog box)
·ALT+PAGE UP (Switch between programs from left to right)
·ALT+PAGE DOWN (Switch between programs from right to left)
·ALT+INSERT (Cycle through the programs in most recently used order)
·ALT+HOME (Display the Start menu)
·CTRL+ALT+BREAK (Switch the client computer between a window and a full screen)
·ALT+DELETE (Display the Windows menu)
·CTRL +ALT+ Minus sign (-) (Place a snapshot of the active window in the client on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)
·CTRL +ALT +Plus sign (+) (Place a snapshot of the entire client window area on the Terminal server clipboard and provide the same functionality as pressing ALT+PRINT SCREEN on a local computer.)


Microsoft Internet Explorer Navigation

·CTRL+B (Open the Organize Favorites dialog box)
·CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)
·CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)
·CTRL+H (Open the History bar)
·CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)
·CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog box)
·CTRL+N (Start another instance of the browser with the same Web address)
·CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog box, the same as CTRL+L)
·CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog box)
·CTRL+R (Update the current Web page)
·CTRL+W (Close the current window)

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Gup Shup / how 2 ask ur boss for a salary increase haha
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:09:10 AM »
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase

One day an employee sendsa letter to his boss asking
for an increase in his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t
de$perately.I think you $hould be
under$tanding of the need$ of u$
worker$ who have given $o much
$upport including $weat and $ervice
to your company.I am $ure you will
gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh.


The next day, the employee recieved This letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working
very hard. NOwadays, NOthing
much has changed. You must have
NOticed that our company
is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying
the world`s leading ecoNOmists
are NOt sure if the United States
may go into aNOther recession. After
the NOvember presidential elections
things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw.
You kNOw what I mean.
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18
Love Pyar / i luv u in 102 languages
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:02:32 AM »

Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hu tumney prem karu chu
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naa ninna preetisuve
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Punjabi- Main tenu Payar karda han
Romanian - Te ubesk
Roman Numerals - 333
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You'
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Naan unnai kathalikiraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

19
Gup Shup / Waz ur personality?
« on: April 28, 2009, 07:47:51 AM »


Select a shape below that appeals to you the most and then scroll down to read about your personality. A psychologist developed these shapes. They have been tested worldwide, over a period of several years


1.2.3.4.5.6.7. 8.9.
Now, look up what personality type you are
based on your selection!

1.
Introspective Sensitive Reflective
You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are highly intensive, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you need in order to feel good. However it is no problem for you to be alone for extended periods of time, without becoming bored.




2.
Independent Unconventional Unfettered
You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what expected of you.
Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindly imitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide.



3.
Dynamic Active Extroverted
You are quite willing to accept certain risks and to make a strong commitment in exchange for interesting and varied work. Routine, in contrast, tends to have a paralyzing effect on you.
What you like most is to be able to play an active role in events. In doing so, your initiative is highly pronounced.


4.
Down to Earth Well-Balanced Harmonious
You value a natural style and love that which is uncomplicated. People admire you because you have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you. You give those who are close to you security and space. You are perceived as being warm and human. You reject everything that is garish and trite. You tend to be skeptical toward the whims of fashion trends. For you, clothing has to be practical and unobtrusively elegant.


5.
Professional Pragmatic Self-assured
You take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering. You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.
Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your ideas.
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6.
Peaceful Discreet Non-Aggressive
You are easy-going yet discreet. You make friends effortlessly, yet enjoy your privacy and independence. You like to get away from it all and be alone from time to time to contemplate the meaning of life and enjoy yourself. You need space, so you escape to beautiful hideaways, but you are not a loner. You are at peace with yourself and the world, and you appreciate life and what this world has to offer.



7.
Carefree Playful Cheerful
You love a free and spontaneous life. And you attempt to enjoy it to the fullest, in accordance with the motto: "You only live once."
You are very curious and open about everything new; you thrive on change. Nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You experience your environment as being versatile and always good for a surprise.



8.
Romantic Dreamy Emotional
You are a very sensitive person. You refuse to view things only from a sober, rational standpoint. What your feelings tell you is just as important to you. In fact, you feel it is important to have dreams in life, too.
You reject people who scorn romanticism and are guided only by rationality. You refuse to let anything confine the rich variety of your moods and emotions.



9.
Analytical Trustworthy Self-assured
Your momentary sensitivity represents that which is of high quality and durable. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which you discover wherever others overlook them.
Thus, culture plays a special role in your life. You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is cultured pleasure. You value a certain level of culture on the part of the people with whom you associate.



20
Gup Shup / itz a girls world hehe
« on: April 28, 2009, 07:29:28 AM »
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Its A Girl’s World


If he is late for class, he was told, “Time and Tide wait for none”.
If she is late, then the bus was late.


If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, “Has he escaped from the Zoo?”


If a boy talks with a girl, “I think he is trying for her”
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly.


When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, “Come on man! Don’t be a girl”.


If a girl meets with an accident, then it’s the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, “I think you should learn to drive”.


If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, “Try to respect ladies, man!”.


If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, “You’ve to work hard”.
But if a girl gets a big rank... Still got 33! Reservation.


If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls, he says, there is no class today.


If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast ‘smile’ says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer, “better luck next time!”.

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