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News Khabran / Badal Sarkar Diyan 7 Saal de KarajKaal Diya Uplabdiyan :)
« on: April 17, 2014, 11:14:09 PM »
Punjab ch badal saab de 7 saal di uplabdi

1.ret bazri te kbza

2.sharab sab to mengi

3.koi function krna hove pehle jithe1000 rs.di parchi lagdi si hun 31000 davo

4.registery karvan te tax increase kar dite

5.power attorney bandh

6.bus de kiraye sab to vadh punjab ch.

7. Sare India ch petrol sab to mehnga punjab ch.

8. Property tax lga ke kirayedar ban gye asi

9.Colony recognised karvan de nam te lutna

10.Car di RC banvan te pehle 8000 te hun 35000 lagde ne.. 2% to 8% increase karte registration Charges..

11.Marriage registration karvan te 100 to sidhe 3000 hoge fer v dhakke khao

12. Vat 4 percent to 8 kar ditta business khatam.

13.industries punjab cho gyi.. labour shortage.

14.loka de business te property te Nazayz n jabardasti kabze

15.Nasha sab to vadh punjab ch..

16. Police di gundagardi. POLICE da sab to jyada misbehaviour punjab ch.

17. Pani te sivrej de bill v lagn lge

18. JOBs ya school admissions lai openly paise laye jande ne..

19. Shiromini Comt. Apne under kar lai

20. Jagah Jagah shraab de theke khulwa dite.. ratio increased by 200% than before..

21 Cable Network ta kabza

22 Punjab Es Time Sab ton karjayi State

Election to baad hor eho jihe tax lagne jo tusi soche v ni hone
Ehnu kehnde Raaj Nahi Seva..

Ehna de vikas (taxes)di list bahut lambi hai kise paper ya mobile te likhi nahi ja sakdi...

Hor kinna k dhakka sehna Punjabio... ???

Agar message ch kuch galat likhya hova sanu dasyo ji

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Discussions / Which Phone is Best!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: November 09, 2012, 01:52:27 AM »
Dasso Ji Tuhanu Kehra fone Sab Ton best lagda ?

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Pics / Best Interior
« on: November 07, 2012, 07:12:11 AM »
best interior  :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: 8-> 8-> 8->

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PJ Entertainment / Dholcutz Radio Mobile App Feedback Post Karo!!!
« on: November 06, 2012, 12:14:25 AM »
Sat Shri Akal Sareya Nu Ji
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Suno Suno Suno !!!!!!!!!!!!
Main Ajj Aithe Eh Topic Sare Dholcutz Radio Listeners Layi Post Kare Reha Han
Jinne Vi listeners Mobile App Use Karde ne Dholcutz Radio Diya  (Iphone or Android)
Please Apna Apna Feedback Deo And Saanu Dasso Ke Tuhanu Apps Vich Koi Problem Tan Nhi Laggi
I know Thori Jehi Problem Jehri Mere Dekhan Vich Ayi Hai Ke Dholcutz Radio Diya Mobile Apps Paid Ne
Jaldi Hi Tuhanu Sab Nu khush Kharbi Ditti Jaugi Apps Free karan di
AkhReer Vich Main Tuhada Advance Vich Dhanwad karda Es Topic Nu Read Karan layi And Apne Sujhav Den layi
JeeT (KhaTarNaaK)

Note :- Please Ithe Sirf Mobile Apps De Regarding Hi Post Kareyo.



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Introductions / New Friends / Leaving Punjabi Janta :)
« on: September 02, 2012, 03:17:25 PM »
Sat Shri Akal Ji :) Sab NU Main PJ te Nahi Aya Karna :) Today IS My Last Day Je Kade Kise Nu Mare Bol Boleya Hove tAn Maaf Kar Deo :) Je Kade Kise Da Dil Dukhaya Hove taN vi Maaf Kar deo :) Tusi Sab ne Sachi bahut Pyar Kareya :) Rabb Tuhanu Sab Nu Khush Rakhe :)

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Jokes Majaak / Kuri De SpareParts lol :D
« on: July 26, 2012, 04:17:37 AM »
Munda kudi de
baap nu- "Mainu tuhadi kudi da
hath chahida.."
.
.
Kudi da baap - "Saaleya main dass
kudi de SPARE parts vechda...... :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Pics / Sarkar Ki Apeel lol
« on: July 24, 2012, 12:32:13 AM »
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa 

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Jokes Majaak / Public Toilet lol :D
« on: July 24, 2012, 12:25:26 AM »
Public Toilet Mein Baithe Aadmi Ko
Saath Wale Toilet Se Aawaz Aayi :-
Kya Haal Hai Yaar..??
Woh Ghabra Ke Bola :-
Fine! Theek Hoon...
Aawaz Aayi :-
Kya Kar Rahe Ho..?
Aadmi :-
Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hoon...
Aawaz Aayi :-
Main Aa Jaun Abhi Tumhare Paas..?
Woh Aadmi (Ghabra Kar) :-
Oh! Na Naa Naaa...
Main Bohat Busy Hoon...!!
Then Aawaz Aayi :-
Yaar Main Tumko Baad Mein Call Karta
Hoon... Pata Nahi Kaun Kameena
Doosrey Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka
Jawaab De Raha Hai.. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Studie Karke Same Haal Hunda :(
« on: July 23, 2012, 09:48:15 AM »
Class 10:
.
"beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le
phir saari zindagi aaraam karna."
.
class 11:
.
"beta, do saal theek se padhai kar
le phir aaram se rehna."
.
graduation:
.
"beta, bas degree achhi tarah puri
kar le, phir aaraam rahega."
.
after graduation:
.
"beta, post graduation kar le, phir
maje karna."
.
after post graduation:
.
"nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar
raha hai, kaam par kaun jayega.""

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Jokes Majaak / Besti Complete :D
« on: July 22, 2012, 11:29:21 PM »
Ek Baar Ek Ladka Airport
Pe Cigrette Pee
Raha Tha
Sath Mein Khadi Ladki Ne
Dekha To Uske
Pass Aakar Boli
.
.
Ladki: “ Ek Din Mein Kitne
Cigrette Pee Jate
Ho?” .
Ladke Ne Pahle Usko Uper
Se Niche Tak
Dekha Aur Soch Kar Bola
.
. Ladka: “ Yahi Koi 50, 60″
.
.
Ladki Uska Majaak Udate
Hue Boli
Ladki: “ Agar Aaj Tak Cigrete Pe Kharch Kiye
Hue Paise Bachate To
Samne Khadi Vo
BMW Car Tumhari Hoti ”
.
. Ladke Ne Ye Suna Aur
Bola: “Aap Cigrete
Peeti Hein?”
.
.
Ladki: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Vo Car Kya
Aapki Hai?”
Ladki: “Nahi To?”
Ladka: “Salah Dene Ka
Shukriya, Chal
Udhar Jaakar Aram Se Beth Wo CarMeri Hi
hi Hai ”:D
.
.
Moral: “Zyada Lecture
Dene Se Beizti Bhi Ho Jaati Hai“

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Jokes Majaak / KuKri Di Figure :D
« on: July 22, 2012, 03:12:41 AM »
Ek kuKri Aandeya wali Redi Ton Anda Lain Gayi Aande Wala bhaI KehNda Tu Tan kuKri aa TU 5 Rupee AndE te Kyon Waste KardI Anda Aap De Le.... Aggon Kukri Kehndi Mere Gharwale di Sakht HadaYat aa bahRo Anda BhaveiN 10 Rupee Da Mile But Apni Figure Ni KharaB KarnI :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :excited: :excited: :excited: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Pics / Beebi Kutdi aa Mainu None Jehe NU :(
« on: July 22, 2012, 12:33:50 AM »
Beebi Kutdi Si Mainu CHote Hunde Nu Main Chulle Ch Khed Da Si  :sad: :sad: :sad: Vichara Main

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Pics / Katrina Kaif :D
« on: July 15, 2012, 06:25:39 AM »
Katrina Kaif diya Choti hundi diya pictures :D daso kida diya :D

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Jokes Majaak / BF GF
« on: June 24, 2012, 08:01:15 AM »
Boy : Darling Humhare Pyaar K
Baare Mei Kisi Ko Kuch Mat batana,
Girl : Teri Behan Ko To Zarur
Btaongi . . . Kamini Kehti Thi
Koi Kutta Hi Hoga Jo Tum Say
Pyaar
Karega. ..hahahaha :D

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Shayari / Dhokhebaz
« on: June 24, 2012, 07:59:53 AM »
ਜਿਹਨਾ ਨਾਲ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੇ
ਰਾਜ ਸਾਝੇ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ ..
ਕਈ ਬਾਰ ਦੇਖਿਆ ਉਹ
ਧੋਖੇਬਾਜ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਨੇ... =D> =D> =D> :smile:

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Jokes Majaak / Son - Dad
« on: June 24, 2012, 05:25:40 AM »
Baap: Beta Tum Udas Kyu Ho?
Beta: Me Apko Nhi bata Sakta.
Baap:Muje Apna
Dost SamJho.
Beta:Kuch Nhi Yaar, Teri Bhabhi
Naraz Ho Gayi Hai... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਦੀ ਮਹਿਕ
« on: June 23, 2012, 08:39:16 AM »
ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਦੀ ਮਹਿਕ ਲੈਣੀ ਜੇ ਕੰਢਿਆਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਰੁੱਲਣਾ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਏ

ਕਿਸੇ ਦੂਜੇ ਨੂੰ ਸਮਝਣ ਲਈ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਨੂੰ ਭੁੱਲਣਾ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਏ .'' =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

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Jokes Majaak / Sharabi :D
« on: June 23, 2012, 08:32:35 AM »
ਸ਼ਰਾਬੀ :- Bruaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

"ਜੇਕਰ ਮੇਰੇ ਹੱਥ ਵਿੱਚ ਸਰਕਾਰ ਹੋਵੇਤਾਂ,

ਮੈਂ ਦੇਸ ਦਾ ਨਕਸ਼ਾ ਹੀ ਬਦਲ ਦੇਵਾਂ.......!!!

ਘਰਵਾਲੀ :- ਵੇ ਕੰਜਰਾ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਆਪਣਾ ਪਜਾਮਾ ਤਾਂ ਬਦਲ ਲੇ,

ਸਵੇਰ ਦੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਸਲਵਾਰ ਪਾਈ ਫਿਰਦਾ ਆਂ............ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / Vich Zehan Den Khore Ki Aya
« on: June 13, 2012, 06:53:55 AM »
Vich Zehan De Khore Ki Aaya,
Akhan Murrhe Kyon Eh Hanera Chaya.
Gamm'an Ne Aan Kujh Eyon Jagaya,
Ke Rooh Ne Vi Swaal Utthaya.

(.......) Tu Saath Kyon Na Saada Nibhaya?
Khushiyan Nu Hun Ve Hai Apnaya?
Vaada Na Ve Saade Nal Pugaya,
Rishta Birrh'on Nal Torrh Hain Aaya.

Chaahvan Nu Jeeonde Jee Dafnaya,
Hanju Khara Kyon Hai Sukaya.?
Dil Saada Hai Maar Mukaya,
Tu Ki Khoya Te Ki Paya?

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Complaints / [Resolved] admin read it :)
« on: June 09, 2012, 04:37:38 PM »
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main beer keha si ohne fer v galt boleya :) main janda vi nahi kon aa kon nahi na main bulaya si :) ohne just mere bare galt bolna shuru kar dita and turban da mazak udaya :) agge tusi jano tuhada kamm jane main jo kehna si keh ditta :)

sat shri akal

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