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Gup Shup / 3 GREAT PHILOSOPHY'S
« on: January 02, 2011, 06:46:09 AM »
   
     1) Ability can never remain Hidden.

     2) No injury is deeper than Insult.

     3) The Birth of Tension is the Death of Talent.

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Fun Time / Tu hell with shareefi....lolzz
« on: January 02, 2011, 06:40:47 AM »
Ek munde nu rehan laye kamra nahi si mil reha. ek kudi ne taras kha k munde nu apne room vich rehan nu keha.
Munda te kudi ikko kamre vich.., ikko bed te...,, vichale siraana rakh ke sounde si. Ek din munda raat nu film dekh ke aeya te drwaaza khadkaun laga. Kudi ne darwaaza nai kholiya.


MUNDA: - "darwaaza kholegi ke kandh tapp ke aava ??"

KUDI: - "Tere kolo siraana tan tappeya nai geya te kandh tu sawaah tappenga..!!"


           Lo ji, Hor ban jao Shareef..!!!

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Fun Time / Do u know that.........
« on: January 02, 2011, 06:27:45 AM »
Do u know that ????

1. The pleasure of makin love in dark is 10 times stronger than when the light are on.
2. Taking bath together with ur partner increases ur love by 20 times.

Advtby : - Ministry of Electricity and Water support of INDIA.

                             SAVE WATER AND ELECTRICITY !!

                                                                :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / When i drink i feel ashamed
« on: January 02, 2011, 06:17:30 AM »
When i drink i feel ashamed. 8-> then i look at the beer and think of workers in beer factory, Their hopes and dreams.

If i dont drink they will be Jobless....... :rabb:

LIVE FOR OTHERS.


                            :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:


                                            

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Love Pyar / Never ever....
« on: January 02, 2011, 06:11:36 AM »
Never maKe SomeOne your Priority when alL yOu are to them is aN opTion...!!


                                                               

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Gup Shup / when you develop the ability....
« on: December 31, 2010, 08:48:31 AM »
when you develop the ability to listen some-one without loosng ur temper or self -confidence..... it means you have become educated.....!!!!


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Fun Time / Daaro......
« on: December 31, 2010, 03:51:16 AM »
Daaro se nasha hota hai,
 Nashe se junoon,
 Junoon se mehnat,
 Mehnat se padhai,
 Padhai se carrier,
 Isliye carrier banane ke liye daaro peya karo roj.

.man lo velly de salah bera paar hoje ga tuhade looka da..... :;) :;)

                                                      :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga:

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Fun Time / voo muje shor de
« on: December 31, 2010, 03:45:39 AM »
voo muje shor de,   /:) /:)

iska koi gham nahi, :superhappy: :superhappy:

badnaseeb hai voh ladki,  :rockon: :rockon:

jis ke naseeb me hum nahi......... :balle: :balle: :balle:

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Jokes Majaak / Beauty...........
« on: December 31, 2010, 03:38:22 AM »
.Ae Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty
ke Ladke unhe Line Maarna samjhte hain apni Duty

                                                   :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Shayari / Saanu shonk nahi pyaar paan da,
« on: December 31, 2010, 03:36:13 AM »
Saanu shonk nahi pyaar paan da,
saadiya yaara naal bahaara ne,
Es raah wich bas dhokha hai,
dagabaaz saariya naara ne,
Har koi ni hundi Heer jehi,
ethe Sahiba jehiya hazaara ne,
Jo zakham kade nahi bhar hunde,
eh maardiya eho jehiya maara ne,
Assi jaan ke enna nu ni mooh laande,
unj mardiya saade te hazaara ne!!!


                                                        :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga:

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Shayari / sache rabb naal ishq kare koi koi
« on: December 31, 2010, 03:32:26 AM »
sache rabb naal ishq kare koi koi
shohrat naal har koi ishq karda hai
savle rang nu pasand kare koi koi
gore rang te har koi marda hai
o duniya naal nahi mildi pasand saadi
asin wakhra hi pasand kugh karde haan
oye rang roop sab rabb diyan dattan ne
asin tan tere mithde bolaan te marde haan

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Jokes Majaak / relation between two eyes
« on: December 29, 2010, 01:12:46 PM »
The best relation ever is between two eyes,

“they blink together”
“move together”
“cry together”
“see together”
&
“sleep together”
STILL
“they never see each other directly”
BUT
“when they see a girl”
one will blink
&
other will not…
“MORAL OF THE STORY”
a Girl can break any kind of relationship.

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Jokes Majaak / Open jeep vich 8 chuhe....
« on: December 25, 2010, 06:59:28 AM »
Open jeep vich 8 chuhe talwaran lai k ja rahe c....

Hathi ne puchya ki hoya..?

Chuhe-Sher di bhain kise ne chak layi aa te naam yaaran da lag reha h oda faisla karan challe aa....lol_______:P

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Fun Time / Reactions of punjabi boys who dn’t have girlfrnds.....
« on: December 25, 2010, 02:50:55 AM »
‎7 Reactions of punjabi boys who dn’t have girlfrnds.Watching others couples…

1. A 22 de nal kini sohni a oye.

2. Eh saley landrr jehe nal v set a.

3.Rab ne sade nal madi kiti 22.

4.Koi kudi sanu kyu ni dekhdi?

5.Sar na yar, eh dove ta bhen bhra a.

6.Vekin kidan jafi pa ke baithe a.

7. Ena saleya ne ta sharm la ke rkkhi hoyi a.... lolzz


                                                        :he: :he: :he: :he: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:

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Shayari / Sometimes....
« on: December 25, 2010, 02:46:33 AM »
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.

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Shayari / Ban ke reh gaye mazak looka laye ....
« on: December 25, 2010, 02:34:04 AM »
Asi te har ik nu kush dekhna chaheya hai,
ban ke reh gaye mazak looka laye ,
is tara sanu har ik ne ajmaeya hai.
per ehh chandra dil fer na hatte karan nadani to,
tahi har ik de dukh nu apna banaeya hai.
hun kis da kada kasoor apna ke rab da,
jis ne DHILLON de seene eho jeya dil paeya hai.

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Shayari / DAARU pEeNii ਛੱਡ dEuNgAa.
« on: December 25, 2010, 02:23:58 AM »
DAARU pEeNii ਛੱਡ dEuNgAa..
ਜੇ tU ਨਿੱਤ pEaAvE ਅੱਖੀਆਂ nAaL....
ਮੇਰੇ yAaRaN ਦੀ V ਗੱਲ ਬਣ jAu..
ਜੇ mAiNu ਮਿਲਣ ਤੂੰ aAvE ਸੱਖੀਆਂ nAaL.
.

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Jokes Majaak / Twinkle Twinkle MITRAN Di Car
« on: December 25, 2010, 02:14:02 AM »
Twinkle Twinkle MITRAN Di Car,
Vich Khadke Glassi Maro Maar,
Baihnde Jad Vich Vailly Char,
Fer Sare Shaher Ch Dinde Gedi Maar,
Manak Dian Kalian Te Chicken Fry,
...100 Di Speed Te Firan Bhajai,
Down 2 Earth But Spirit High,
MITAR Always TALLI Never DRY ! ! !


                                                   

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Love Pyar / Jasmine Sandlas - Muskan......
« on: November 24, 2010, 12:36:34 PM »
Jasmine Sandlas - Muskan




                                           :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

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Gup Shup / Sada jande waar da salaam
« on: January 14, 2009, 12:14:46 PM »
ok be janta mai is time singapore airport to post kar reha te ehh dasna laga ke....hun tuhanu sadha jande vaar da salaam......hun mila ge tuhanu wadhe je break to baad.....mere jaan te kaeya nu kushi hoye hone te ....pata ne kese maskeen nu gham hoeya hona k nahi....lolz.....hv fun ......karo mojja jado tak mai ne aounda luttu bahara... Balle; Balle; Balle; Blink:) Blink:) :-bd :-bd cool0010... love:) love:) love:)

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