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punjabi lessons :)
« on: September 23, 2010, 12:45:43 AM »
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punjabi lessons :)
« on: September 23, 2010, 12:45:43 AM »

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Re: punjabi lessons :)
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2010, 01:07:49 AM »
yr tu jabab v greji ch he de dite punjabi purri likhni c
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Re: punjabi lessons :)
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2010, 01:14:40 AM »
Quote from: ਗਰੇਵਾਲ on September 23, 2010, 01:07:49 AM
yr tu jabab v greji ch he de dite punjabi purri likhni c
sorry 22 ji next time paka likh du gya okk :hug:
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Re: punjabi lessons :)
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 06:47:39 PM »
:loll:
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Re: punjabi lessons :)
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 06:50:38 PM »
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Re: punjabi lessons :)
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2010, 05:08:49 AM »
PARA HATT..dats wht it'l say
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Re: punjabi lessons :)
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2010, 03:21:05 PM »


so, how is this a game?  /:)
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Re: punjabi lessons :)
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 10:49:09 AM »
and this is a game?  :lost:
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Re: punjabi lessons :)
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 12:30:39 PM »
e ta banon valle nu pata hona ji
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