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Sick Leave
« on: March 17, 2010, 08:57:45 PM »


I urgently needed a few days off work, but I  knew the boss would not allow me to take  leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy' he  would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made  funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I  was doing.I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that  the boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days  off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the  office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light  bulb.


He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go  home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the  office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,  the Boss asked her,'And where do you think   you're  going....









(You're gonna love  this....)


 





She  said, 'I'm going home, too. You can't possibly expect me to work in the  dark!’
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