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Few jokes on PJ
« on: October 02, 2007, 05:00:29 PM »
Sukhbeer: What's the name of ur car?
Jhanda: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Sukhbeer: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
 
GS, Jhanda and Yamla were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop.
GS shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe haige, tainu kithe sir te bitha lava?
 
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Jhanda Amli: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!
 
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what’ll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister
Desi_trademark: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
« Last Edit: October 18, 2009, 08:22:01 PM by Simply PENDU »
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Few jokes on PJ
« on: October 02, 2007, 05:00:29 PM »

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Re: • Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2009, 08:09:01 PM »
mini mum and maxi mum  :pagel:
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2009, 08:25:22 PM »



hahaha 1st one's awesome


but the last one mini mum and max mum  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009, 11:52:32 PM »
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Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station par jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?
Jhanda Amli: Kisi Dusrey Doctor ke paas!!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

This is true though.. Good idea..  :loll: :loll:
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2009, 11:55:20 PM »
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Sukhbeer: What's the name of ur car?
Jhanda: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Sukhbeer: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.

heard it before.. But this looks better on sukh..  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 12:28:36 AM »
Quote from: •נнαη∂α αмℓι• on October 19, 2009, 11:55:20 PM
heard it before.. But this looks better on sukh..  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

yaar aa kamm pendu da aa  ,mera naam edit karke likehya enee,, bada ganda aa penduu :hug: :hug: :hug: :surp: :surp: :surp:
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 01:22:52 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 02:10:03 PM »
Quote from: sukhbeer on October 20, 2009, 12:28:36 AM
yaar aa kamm pendu da aa  ,mera naam edit karke likehya enee,, bada ganda aa penduu :hug: :hug: :hug: :surp: :surp: :surp:

oye mein ganda he haiga :happy:
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 02:15:10 PM »
lol love19 pata ni kon aa, joke sare sahi aa.
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 02:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Billu Bakra on October 20, 2009, 02:15:10 PM
lol love19 pata ni kon aa, joke sare sahi aa.

koi purana member haiga, hun ve shaid koi new ID rakhi betha hove :happy:
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2012, 03:50:53 AM »
ਕਹਿੰਦੀ Sorry ਮਜਬੂਰੀ ਏ
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ਰੋਂਈ ਨਾ
..................ਯਾਰਾਂ ਨੇ ਵੀ ਫਿਰ ਕਹਿ ਤਾ "
ਰੋਂਦਾ ਕਿਹੜਾ ਕੰਜਰ ਆ ਅੱਜ ਤਾਂ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਦੇ ਮਾਰੇ ਨੀਂਦ
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Re: Few jokes on PJ
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2012, 09:00:03 AM »
mini-mum and maxi-mum :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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