August 01, 2015, 01:44:14 AM
collapse

Author Topic: Surgeon Talk  (Read 663 times)

Offline ravi_sandhu

  • Ankheela/Ankheeli
  • ***
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 1
  • Posts: 539
  • Tohar: 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Surgeon Talk
« on: November 03, 2007, 04:15:13 PM »
Six surgeons were sitting at a conference discussing their favourite patients when the first stated that he especially enjoyed operating on poets and artists because...

"When I cut them open, they are filled with beautiful colours and the operating room is bathed in their light."

"No No!" said the second surgeon, "I prefer operating on accountants. Inside them, everything is neat and orderly and all the parts are numbered."

"Nah," said the third surgeon, "librarians are by far the best.

Everything inside them is ordered alphabetically."

The fourth responds: "Fellas, you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded!"

The fifth intercedes: "Personally, I prefer engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

"You're all wrong," said the sixth surgeon, "The best are lawyers. No guts, no spine, no heart...in fact, they only have two parts - their mouths and their rears, and both of those are interchangeable!"



Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

Surgeon Talk
« on: November 03, 2007, 04:15:13 PM »

Offline Insane

  • Retired Staff
  • Vajir/Vajiran
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 102
  • -Receive: 86
  • Posts: 7392
  • Tohar: 8
  • Gender: Male
  • Ki jaana mae koun...
    • View Profile
Re: Surgeon Talk
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 04:52:26 PM »
I have no idea what you are saying, but I sure that we are supose to laugh here  :happy:
:laugh:
« Last Edit: October 31, 2009, 05:03:02 PM by Simply PENDU »

Offline _noXiouS_

  • Retired Staff
  • PJ love this Member
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 173
  • -Receive: 474
  • Posts: 12126
  • Tohar: 129
  • Gender: Female
  • Fighting for Sanity
    • View Profile
Re: Surgeon Talk
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2009, 05:01:28 PM »




oh shooooooooot he just ripped on lawyers  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:




PS lawyers are sexy  :pagel:

Offline Kamal Singh

  • Choocha/Choochi
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 2
  • Posts: 9
  • Tohar: 3
  • Gender: Male
  • PJ Vaasi
    • View Profile
Re: Surgeon Talk
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 07:10:13 AM »
lmao lawyers are scam artists

Offline ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰

  • PJ Gabru
  • Maharaja/Maharani
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 0
  • -Receive: 70
  • Posts: 11161
  • Tohar: 35
  • ËŅŹĒĐ ĶĮŴİ ĴḀ₣Ẩ ÅֱҜֱΆ ŁĽĿĻ
    • View Profile
Re: Surgeon Talk
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2012, 07:15:15 AM »
Future lawyer right here!!!  :loll: :dumlak: :dumlak:

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
4 Replies
353 Views
Last post November 09, 2009, 08:15:55 PM
by SonnenKinder
14 Replies
934 Views
Last post October 18, 2012, 04:49:03 AM
by ਪੰਗੇਬਾਜ਼ ਜੱਟ maan
5 Replies
658 Views
Last post March 13, 2010, 03:52:31 PM
by _noXiouS_
3 Replies
356 Views
Last post January 20, 2012, 06:12:39 PM
by ѕαиια ♥
35 Replies
2013 Views
Last post June 28, 2012, 07:15:53 AM
by ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰
105 Replies
4378 Views
Last post October 16, 2012, 06:14:37 PM
by Jatt Yamla
4 Replies
468 Views
Last post December 06, 2012, 03:42:46 AM
by Varun....
97 Replies
4754 Views
Last post April 13, 2014, 08:33:45 AM
by ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ
25 Replies
1107 Views
Last post December 22, 2012, 01:29:53 AM
by @SeKhOn@
0 Replies
192 Views
Last post December 09, 2012, 08:00:29 PM
by ਪੇਂਡੂ

* Who's Online

  • Dot Guests: 105
  • Dot Hidden: 0
  • Dot Users: 3
  • Dot Users Online:

* Recent Posts

Mere Baare ta Sirf Main He Janda Haan by ੴ Roohdaar ੴ
[Today at 01:17:17 AM]


your MOOD now by тнє gσяυ
[Today at 12:40:35 AM]


Happy Birhtday Sahiba by Gujjar no1
[Today at 12:23:37 AM]


tusi kehra fruit like karde ? by Gujjar no1
[Today at 12:16:08 AM]


hi by drsanjiv
[July 31, 2015, 11:27:07 PM]


Shaheed Udham Singh Ji...Martyr Day by garaarι ѕιngн
[July 31, 2015, 10:00:07 PM]


Punjabi Janta Weekly News by MyselF GhainT
[July 31, 2015, 09:34:21 PM]


Tusi kehda song sun rahe hooooooooo by ∂яεαмεя
[July 31, 2015, 06:41:26 PM]


Gurbani shabad collection by janta by ∂яεαмεя
[July 31, 2015, 06:38:19 PM]


online shopping by ♥ Mannat ♥
[July 31, 2015, 05:21:13 PM]


Last textmessage that u received by Amaneet♔
[July 31, 2015, 05:05:01 PM]


jodha akbar real picture by Gujjar no1
[July 31, 2015, 04:04:17 PM]


GUSSA by "Sagar"
[July 31, 2015, 03:47:21 PM]


Hi Ni Tera Gussa.!! by "Sagar"
[July 31, 2015, 03:45:35 PM]


ONE thing you wish you could do RIGHT NOW... by Stylish_kaur💓
[July 31, 2015, 03:33:06 PM]


"MAA-DI SADRAN"​ by "Sagar"
[July 31, 2015, 03:19:57 PM]


India's 'most expensive' film Bahubali hits cinemas by ♥ Mannat ♥
[July 31, 2015, 03:00:32 PM]


Former President APJ Abdul Kalam Dies at 83 by Mad_max
[July 31, 2015, 02:34:14 PM]


Pendu jawak : by Mad_max
[July 31, 2015, 02:19:19 PM]


Throw something at the user above u by яєєт
[July 31, 2015, 02:08:11 PM]


Hi am new here by Mad_max
[July 31, 2015, 02:04:34 PM]


Breaking news by яєєт
[July 31, 2015, 01:36:49 PM]


True or False by Stylish_kaur💓
[July 31, 2015, 12:56:24 PM]


Dil de Jazbaat with Samar by Gujjar no1
[July 31, 2015, 11:20:24 AM]


Car of the Day by Arun Bhardwaj
[July 31, 2015, 09:37:39 AM]