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Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« on: July 27, 2009, 01:45:38 PM »
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"

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Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« on: July 27, 2009, 01:45:38 PM »

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 11:14:25 PM »
lol.. hahah .. Smart kid. .

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 12:11:25 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: dont u think hes lyk
 daffa hona

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 12:49:08 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 12:49:43 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 06:40:49 PM »
 :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 07:31:17 PM »
 :Laugh: :Laugh: happy0045 happy0045 :cool: :cool:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 11:01:34 PM »
Who is clever? Teacher or student?
 
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
 
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean
and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their
return the tyre of their  car burst and they had to push the car all
the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the
test.
 
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They
thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.
 
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that
as this was a Special Condition Test, All four  were required to sit
in separate classrooms for the test.
 
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
  Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ......... (2 MARKS)
  Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....(98 MARKS)
  a) Front Left
  b) Front Right
  c) Back Left
  d) Back Right.....!!!



 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 06:40:40 AM »
2050:
1st std ka bacha apni miss se kehta hai.
main app ko kaisa lagta hoon?

Miss: so sweet !

Bacha: to phir main apne ammi abbu ko app k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: wo kyon?

Bacha: taa k wo hmari baat aage chalayen,

Miss: ye kya bakwaas hai !

Bacha: tution parnhe k liye ..

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2009, 01:01:42 PM »
very nice joke

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2009, 01:03:13 PM »
ji wadiya c

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2009, 01:47:18 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2009, 02:24:21 PM »


I think this has been repeated here like 10 times already - never gets old though  :loll:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2009, 09:37:34 PM »
I think this has been repeated here like 10 times already - never gets old though  :loll:
pehla yanken nu smjh ni aai eh joke haiga. hun aai ta post kr dita :happy:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2009, 09:50:59 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  Good 1

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2009, 09:56:28 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  Good 1
:loll: bibi ne aande hi mere te firing shuru kr deni :happy:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2009, 09:57:56 PM »
:loll: bibi ne aande hi mere te firing shuru kr deni :happy:
  LIke this   :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:  ????????????????

Oh tan hun v ho rahi kitte na kitte.... X_X :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2009, 09:59:26 PM »
  LIke this   :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:  ????????????????

Oh tan hun v ho rahi kitte na kitte.... X_X :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
mare sar te babea da hath haiga kuch ni bigrna mera :lost:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2009, 10:02:57 PM »
BAbaji  :rabb: Save this Child.. :loll: :hehe:

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Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2009, 10:03:11 PM »
ajahahhahahahah :hehe:

 

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