Author Topic: SOME LAWS..........NEWTON FORGOT.to SAY..!! (Read 487 times)

Y "BB" · « **on:** December 23, 2009, 10:58:59 PM »

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair : after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold .

Author Topic: SOME LAWS..........NEWTON FORGOT.to SAY..!! (Read 487 times)

Y "BB"

SOME LAWS..........NEWTON FORGOT.to SAY..!!

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