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NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« on: December 17, 2009, 06:08:54 AM »
NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.

 
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NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 06:29:40 AM »
hahah true
bichara newton pagal hi ho gaya si later on

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 06:31:22 AM »
bohata dimag laun alea da dimag ik din burst hunda ee aa  :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 07:06:48 AM »
Here are some interesting facts about Newton

As a boy he showed little promise in school work. In fact, his school reports had described him as 'idle' and 'inattentive'.


He never married and lived modestly, but was buried with great pomp in Westminster Abbey.


He suffered from depression throughout most of his life.


Newton owned more books on humanistic learning and religion than on mathematics and science; all his life he studied them deeply and wrote about this topics.


Devoted much of his time to alchemy.


Was member of Parliament.


Served as the Warden of the Royal Mint.


Was a wealthy man.

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 06:39:17 PM »
 :loll: :loll: These shud b taught as well in pHysics class....dekho fer kiwen koi lecture miss karda.. :hehe:

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 09:39:07 PM »
:loll: :loll: These shud b taught as well in pHysics class....dekho fer kiwen koi lecture miss karda.. :hehe:
If I were Dean of my Uni, i wud hv been too pleased to accept ur suggestion :lost:

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 10:47:49 PM »
Here are some interesting facts about Newton

As a boy he showed little promise in school work. In fact, his school reports had described him as 'idle' and 'inattentive'.


He never married and lived modestly, but was buried with great pomp in Westminster Abbey.


He suffered from depression throughout most of his life.


Newton owned more books on humanistic learning and religion than on mathematics and science; all his life he studied them deeply and wrote about this topics.


Devoted much of his time to alchemy.


Was member of Parliament.


Served as the Warden of the Royal Mint.


Was a wealthy man.

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 10:52:16 PM »

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2009, 10:56:21 PM »

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2009, 11:13:05 PM »
last one is  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2009, 11:21:46 PM »
pendu exp. hhoea lagda aa  :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2009, 12:51:11 AM »
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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2009, 02:38:25 AM »
menu ki pta  :hehe:
bibi gadasa tikha kr la mein gardn moti kar li :lost:

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« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2009, 02:40:01 AM »
bibi gadasa tikha kr la mein gardn moti kar li :lost:
gardan n moti hoi teri tera dimag mota ho gea aa :huhh:

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2009, 02:52:49 AM »
gardan n moti hoi teri tera dimag mota ho gea aa :huhh:
o ta bachpan to mota haiga. dieting nal gardn patli ho gi c hun pher moti ho gai ..ajj mein saron da sag te maki di roti khadi :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: naal peti lassi  :balle: :balle: :balle:






 

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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2009, 02:57:36 AM »
o ta bachpan to mota haiga. dieting nal gardn patli ho gi c hun pher moti ho gai ..ajj mein saron da sag te maki di roti khadi :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: naal peti lassi  :balle: :balle: :balle:






 
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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2009, 02:59:48 AM »
good

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Re: NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2009, 03:01:58 AM »
khaan di gal nah kar
menu bohat bhukh lagi aa :sad: :sad: :sad:
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